Guinness not agreeing with my stomach

rorymcgrory · 22-10-2010 11:01AM #1

So here I am at work on Friday. Had about 8 pints of guinness last night and I'm farting at 30 second intervals since 8am.

Office smells like a sewer and everyones got to know its me

Does anyone know a cure to stop farting all day?

bazmaiden · 22-10-2010 11:02AM

game over man

kfallon · 22-10-2010 11:02AM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

So here I am at work on Friday. Had about 8 pints of guinness last night and I'm farting at 30 second intervals since 8am.

Office smells like a sewer and everyones got to know its me

Does anyone know a cure to stop farting all day?

Go and have a shiite......obviously :rolleyes:

trad · 22-10-2010 11:03AM

Wouldn't have been the doner kabab and curry chips you had on the way home?

thebigbiffo · 22-10-2010 11:03AM

lock yourself in the broom cupboard, there is no cure. guinness has made you an outcast, it's time to accept that you smell like a cattle shed and your workmates want you gone. do what they want.

stovelid · 22-10-2010 11:04AM

The Guinness isn't interfering. It's the number of them. :pac:

Unfortunately there is no way around it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko

phill106 · 22-10-2010 11:06AM

1. Find a weather ballon.
2. Attach to anus securely.
3. Fill up with gas.
4. Save the gas for one colleague you do not like and release it into elevator with him as the door closes.

rorymcgrory · 22-10-2010 11:08AM

I'll go for a plop when i have to. No pudding brewing in my bum yet.

No didnt have food on way home. Cant even face food today. In a complete jock.

Is there no way to stop guffing at such a high frequency?

It's getting hard to breath in here

The farts are so intense I'm beginning to feel sick

iPlop · 22-10-2010 11:10AM

This is what you need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZU_NZRfjA

Donkey Oaty · 22-10-2010 11:11AM

Some people recommend peppermint tea. Might be worth a go.

liah · 22-10-2010 11:11AM

Protip: Don't drink Guinness.

Problem solved.

petes · 22-10-2010 11:21AM

8 pints ...pffft

seamus · 22-10-2010 11:33AM

Something wrong with your arse? Hold it in ye smelly....

rorymcgrory · 22-10-2010 11:33AM

THese farts are so hot. I'm going for the cure at lunchtime and I'm not drinking guinness!!!!

kfallon · 22-10-2010 11:34AM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

THese farts are so hot. I'm going for the cure at lunchtime and I'm not drinking guinness!!!!

You are defo gonna pebbledash the bowl when you eventually go to 'free Nelson Mandela'

rorymcgrory · 22-10-2010 11:46AM

I hope so. I'm getting excited

Bonito · 22-10-2010 11:48AM

liah wrote: »

Protip: Don't drink Guinness if you're a girl.

Problem solved.

If ya can't handle guinness, drink beamish.

Pyr0 · 22-10-2010 12:06PM

Try squeeze a few mints up yer hole, you'll be puffing freshness in no time!

dilallio · 22-10-2010 12:27PM

Bord Gáis has a dedicated 24-hour Emergency Response Service

If you smell gas please call one of the following numbers:

Customers in the Republic of Ireland should call 1850 20 50 50

the purple tin · 22-10-2010 01:11PM

Justin Timberlake has serious problems with farting.
He always puts charcoal tablets on his concert riders. You could try some of those.

Mint Sauce · 22-10-2010 01:36PM

there will be alot of kids to drop of at the pool later OP

gurramok · 22-10-2010 04:23PM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

So here I am at work on Friday. Had about 8 pints of guinness last night and I'm farting at 30 second intervals since 8am.

Office smells like a sewer and everyones got to know its me

Does anyone know a cure to stop farting all day?

From past experience I calculate your bowels will move twice, usually within an hour of the first one and you will use a sh1tload of bog roll.

Too much of anything is bad for you! Then again Guinness is supposed to be good for you!

Son Of A Vidic · 22-10-2010 04:40PM

OP - if your a regular Guinness drinker? Then your symptoms should not come as a surprise. Ya can't beat it for a good clear out. I always notice the bomb bay doors opening a lot more frequently after a good Guinness session. Celebrate it, don't fight it! Christ use the chance to drop some wondrous gas bombs around people you mightn't particularly like.
So there's nothing wrong with your stomach, it's just the joy and benefits Guinness brings to you.

youcancallmeal · 22-10-2010 04:48PM

AH Response: A bit late now but for next time say to your colleagues "Oh my god what is that smell, the sewerage pipe must of burst again. This happened a couple of years ago and we had to get an engineer in to fix it. I'll call him and ask him to come in over the weekend". This way the blame is off you and you can let it rip all day long. Come Monday morning there will be no more smell so everyone thinks the engineer fixed it. Thats presuming you don't go out on Sunday night and have another rake load of Guinness!

Serious Response: I find rennie helps sometimes

admiralofthefleet · 22-10-2010 05:04PM

do what i do: have an indian after a belly full of guinness, not 6

flanum · 06-12-2010 01:33AM

go for a ****e,,, your a durty fecker!!!

scotchy · 06-12-2010 01:39AM

flanum wrote: »

go for a ****e,,, your a durty fecker!!!

Thanks for that.

But after nearly two months Lets hope the problem has been sorted by now.

:rolleyes:

:)

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Oh_Noes · 06-12-2010 01:43AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

do what i do: have an indian after a belly full of guinness, not 6

I second this. If you're going to do the guinness thing then it should be complimented with a good chicken madras. May as well go the whole hog. Take pride in the pungency of your flatulence!

orourkeda · 06-12-2010 02:03AM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

So here I am at work on Friday. Had about 8 pints of guinness last night and I'm farting at 30 second intervals since 8am.

Office smells like a sewer and everyones got to know its me

Does anyone know a cure to stop farting all day?

A huge dump will clear the pipes

TeddyTedson · 06-12-2010 02:05AM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

I'll go for a plop when i have to. No pudding brewing in my bum yet.

No didnt have food on way home. Cant even face food today. In a complete jock.

Is there no way to stop guffing at such a high frequency?

It's getting hard to breath in here The farts are so intense I'm beginning to feel sick

Do you not like the smell of your own though??
A thread this epic deserves more replies.

furiousox · 06-12-2010 02:11AM

Probably "a bad pint"

Guinness not agreeing with my stomach

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