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If you could choose 3 dinner guests who would they be ?

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  • #32
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    deasyd wrote: »
    1. Michael Buble without a doubt - what an UNREAL guy.

    2. Cheryl Cole - sure why not?

    3. Mary McAleese - just so I could ask her what she does up in that big white house and how she spends all that money we give her.

    Yep, Michael, Cheryl, Mary and me would have right aul craic in my place.

    There will not be a worse answer than this on this thread.


  • #33
    wexfordia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭wexfordia


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    John, Edward, and Hannibal Lector.
    That'd get rid of them!

    I think even Hannibal Lector might think twice before eating that pair


  • #34
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    wexfordia wrote: »
    I think even Hannibal Lector might think twice before eating that pair
    A lot of people find them hard to swallow!

    :o


  • #35
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    deasyd wrote: »
    1. Michael Buble without a doubt - what an UNREAL guy.

    2. Cheryl Cole - sure why not?

    3. Mary McAleese - just so I could ask her what she does up in that big white house and how she spends all that money we give her.

    Yep, Michael, Cheryl, Mary and me would have right aul craic in my place.
    That's my fúck, marry, kill list :D


  • #36
    sonic85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭sonic85


    OisinT wrote: »
    That's my fúck, marry, kill list :D

    in what order?!


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  • #37
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OisinT wrote: »
    That's my fúck, marry, kill list :D
    You wanna fcuk Michael Buble?
    Whatever you're into yourself i suppose..


  • #38
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    I have to say fúck Mary McAleese, marry Cheryl Cole and kill Michael Buble :D


  • #39
    messymess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭messymess


    How about Alex Ferguson, Rooney and Collen? :)


  • #40
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    marlyn monroe
    hellen keller
    stephen hawking...

    "oh marlyn, can you help me in the kitchen?":D


  • #41
    Greentopia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    1.Stephen Fry for me too-is there anyone who doesn't like Stephen Fry? :)
    (well apart from homophobes and anti-semites, but I mean civilised people...)

    2.Tom Hodgkinson-English writer, journalist, him wot wrote my bibles for living 'How to be Idle' and 'How to be Free' - top chap ;) and he could bring his ukulele for some music.

    3.Christopher Hitchens (would stock up on lots of whiskey so :D -help make poor Hitch forget his troubles for the evening :()


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  • #42
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    messymess wrote: »
    How about Alex Ferguson, Rooney and Collen? :)
    Easy:

    Fúck Colleen
    Marry Alex Ferguson
    Kill Wayne Rooney.


  • #43
    sonic85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭sonic85


    messymess wrote: »
    How about Alex Ferguson, Rooney and Collen? :)

    or rooney colleen and a prostitute?! sparks would fly! :D


  • #44
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    For Ashley Cole:

    Marry: Cheryl Cole
    Fúck: Mobile Phone
    Kill: Career


  • #45
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Dick Cheney, Michael Collins and Jessica Alba.

    Cheney so I could bludgeon him to death with the candlestick holder and Collins, simply because I have so many questions I'd like to ask him before I retire to my dungeon with Jessica for a night of hard and steamy fornication


  • #46
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    OisinT wrote: »
    I have to say fúck Mary McAleese, marry Cheryl Cole and kill Michael Buble :D

    poor cheryl, the second marriage she didnt get rode!:D


  • #47
    jam_mac_jam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    Churchill, Oscar Wilde and stalin and Jamie Oliver to cook. So I can have four, as Jamie will not be allowed to talk


  • #48
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Jesus
    Muhammad
    Richard Dawkins

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #49
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    a drug dealer, prostitute and butcher

    steak, blowjobs and coke in plentiful supply


  • #50
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Jesus
    Muhammad
    Richard Dawkins
    Sure they'd probably get along a treat tbh.


  • #51
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    If it has to be living people I'll take

    Dick Cheney, Jessica Alba and Sarah Palin.

    Dick will of course die violently in the middle of his starter,and the ladies will make an attempt to deal with it by removing their bikinis and caressing each other, which will only partially work thus requiring me to administer some solid comforting to both of them


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  • #52
    Greentopia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Jesus
    Muhammad
    Richard Dawkins


    Pork's off the menu so? :D
    Dawkins was my fourth choice ;)


  • #53
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Misanthrope wrote: »
    If it has to be living people I'll take

    Dick Cheney, Jessica Alba and Sarah Palin.

    Dick will of course die violently in the middle of his starter,and the ladies will make an attempt to deal with it by removing their bikinis and caressing each other, which will only partially work thus requiring me to administer some solid comforting to both of them
    Ew. I do not want to see Sarah Palin topless.


  • #54
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    sonic85 wrote: »
    oh wait jesus is christian - my mistake!

    jesus is a jew,if he was christian he'd be a self glorifying bástard


  • #55
    judestynes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭judestynes


    Mickey O'Neill
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    Jeffrey Goynes
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    Tyler Durden
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    Probably the most interesting evenings conversation ever


  • #56
    Greentopia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    judestynes wrote: »
    Mickey O'Neill
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    Jeffrey Goynes
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    Tyler Durden
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    Probably the most interesting evenings conversation ever

    Brad Pitt wouldn't be at my dinner party for his conversational skills :cool:


  • #57
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Noam Chomsky
    Charlie Brooker
    Karl Pilkington


  • #58
    sonic85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭sonic85


    wyatt earp doc holliday and wild bill hickock - they would have some stories. class


  • #59
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Bertie Ahern
    2 x Rapists

    I wouldn't be there, I'd just invite the three of them into my living room, then I'd leave. WebCam would be on though.


  • #60
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Michael Palin
    Tony Benn
    Christopher Hitchens


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  • #61
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Fizman wrote: »
    Bertie Ahern
    2 x Rapists

    I wouldn't be there, I'd just invite the three of them into my living room, then I'd leave. WebCam would be on though.

    bertie would probably persuade them to pay for the rape


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