Minister for Health - I'm sure she has had a gastric band fitted?

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:25PM

Me so Harney.

Killer Pigeon · 19-10-2010 11:26PM

rebelmomma wrote: »

I have been saying this for months now and just want to put it out there.

Not interested in slagging her policies just wanting to know if anyone would think I may be right?

We could call her MH, as in Minister for Health but they're also the initials for her name so it can be awkward, what a coincidence!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:27PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's a good thing you are all so good looking and trim.

The good thing about Mary Harney is that she makes even the fattest, ugliest cunts on the planet feel good about themselves.

For that reason alone, she serves at least some purpose in life.

CamperMan · 19-10-2010 11:28PM

the fat cow has been riding everyone!

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 11:29PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's a good thing you are all so good looking and trim.

Damn right it is.

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:29PM

CamperMan wrote: »

the fat cow has been riding everyone!

Speak for yourself, dude.

Dyr · 19-10-2010 11:29PM

Could they fit a gastric band in her neck? :mad:

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:30PM

Bambi wrote: »

Could they fit a gastric band in her neck? :mad:

They ran out of band doing her stomach.

bryaner · 19-10-2010 11:31PM

If she was 9 stone she would still be a mank bucket.

The_Minister · 19-10-2010 11:31PM

Two things:

1. If you look back, this isn't the first time Harney has lost weight. She was on the way down when her mother died, and she shot back up.

2. Seriously lads, you guys spend all day making fat jokes about her, and saying that she is a disgrace for being a fat Minister for Health, but then she does something about it and you all pile on to get a dig in?
Make up your minds.

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 11:31PM

I bet her liver is delicious!

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:32PM

The_Minister wrote: »

2. Seriously lads, you guys spend all day making fat jokes about her, and saying that she is a disgrace for being a fat Minister for Health, but then she does something about it and you all pile on to get a dig in?
Make up your minds.

She's still fat.

CamperMan · 19-10-2010 11:33PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

She's still fat.

and ugly!

Son Of A Vidic · 19-10-2010 11:33PM

Bambi wrote: »

Could they fit a gastric band in her neck? :mad:

Not possible, it would need to several feet long to circumnavigate that mass!

Dudess · 19-10-2010 11:33PM

The_Minister wrote: »

you guys spend all day making fat jokes about her, and saying that she is a disgrace for being a fat Minister for Health, but then she does something about it and you all pile on to get a dig in?
Make up your minds.

I find a lot of the Harney jokes funny and non malicious, but yeah, good point.

The_Minister · 19-10-2010 11:34PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

She's still fat.

And she is trying to lose weight, and apparently succeeding - why do people keep putting the boot in?

I've always maintained that her weight is irrelevant to the job she's doing, but if you insist on making it relevant, then is she not now leading by example?
Fighting obesity etc?

Son Of A Vidic · 19-10-2010 11:36PM

OisinT wrote: »

I bet her liver is delicious!

Bottle of Chianti anyone?

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:37PM

Mary Harneys government jet got stopped last week by Customs. She was brought off the plane and strip-searched.

Apparently they found 10 pounds of crack.

policarp · 19-10-2010 11:39PM

Has to vouch for her expenses now.
She's not pregnant as far as we know and doesn't need to eat for two.
Plus FAS junkets have been cut back...

Son Of A Vidic · 19-10-2010 11:40PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Mary Harneys government jet got stopped last week by Customs. She was brought off the plane and strip-searched.

Apparently they found 10 pounds of crack.

Surely you mean 10 Kilograms?

Sardonicat · 19-10-2010 11:40PM

Fair play to her for trying to loose weight. But the hair...?

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 11:42PM

Sardonicat wrote: »

Fair play to her for trying to loose weight. But the hair...?

Maybe she was hungry from her new diet and just decided to eat her own hair?

*I'm glad this is my 2000th post.*

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:45PM

The_Minister wrote: »

And she is trying to lose weight, and apparently succeeding - why do people keep putting the boot in?

Cake boot. Mary's favourite type of boot.

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 11:46PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Cake boot. Mary's favourite type of boot.

I've heard about this rectal cake-booting.

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:47PM

OisinT wrote: »

I've heard about this rectal cake-booting.

Ugh. That takes the biscuit.

opinion guy · 19-10-2010 11:54PM

The_Minister wrote: »

Two things:
2. Seriously lads, you guys spend all day making fat jokes about her, and saying that she is a disgrace for being a fat Minister for Health, but then she does something about it and you all pile on to get a dig in?
Make up your minds.

Hmmm. More like:
She is a disgrace for being Minister for Health.
And she's fat

PeterIanStaker · 19-10-2010 11:57PM

galwayrush wrote: »

Cut backs?;)

Pffft, cut backs dont affect ministers, just you and I.:mad:

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 11:59PM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Pffft, cut backs dont affect ministers, just you and I.:mad:

You haven't seen her haircut then, I take it?

Sardonicat · 20-10-2010 12:13AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

You haven't seen her haircut then, I take it?

She's now using her pudding bowl as a style guide.

kowloon · 20-10-2010 12:34AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Me so Harney.

Who else repeated that in the voice?

Minister for Health - I'm sure she has had a gastric band fitted?

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