SATAN!

Killer Pigeon · 19-10-2010 10:08PM #1

How can anyone not praise the sheer genius that was Lucifer?

Why do those stupid 'I love Jesus' folk hate him so much?

I think we should start to praise Satan more, the God of Coolness.

More and more people are joining the cool side nowadays, let's conform!!

Say no to Jesus, God and all those queers and yes to Satan.

This thread is dedicated to you oh King of Darkness!

HAIL SATAN!!

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 10:09PM

Parody. The lowest form of wit?

19-10-2010 10:11PM

Wit, the lowest form of parody.

scientific1982 · 19-10-2010 10:11PM

Nah.

Orando Broom · 19-10-2010 10:11PM

Superdevil FTW.

Killer Pigeon · 19-10-2010 10:11PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Parody. The lowest form of wit?

This is seriousnessness
I'm so serial.

St._Andalou · 19-10-2010 10:11PM

There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

Gran Hermano · 19-10-2010 10:12PM

And now we move from imaginary friends to imaginary enemiesll

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 10:12PM

St._Andalou wrote: »

There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

And no mention of the Bible in Hell.

Silverfish · 19-10-2010 10:12PM

Did anyone else get that Orbital song stuck in their head?

liah · 19-10-2010 10:13PM

St._Andalou wrote: »

There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

Someone's been reading cracked.

There's mention of hell, and fire in hell, but the rest of the commonly-quoted trappings are largely bs.

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 10:13PM

Hail Satin indeed!

cedomination · 19-10-2010 10:13PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs

Latchy · 19-10-2010 10:14PM

/ Pokes OP with red hot poker .

Hey dude any good Divil costumes to lend for halloween ?

WindSock · 19-10-2010 10:14PM

I am so sick of these early Christmas threads. Learn to spell too, OP.

Gran Hermano · 19-10-2010 10:15PM

Silverfish wrote: »

Did anyone else get that Orbital song stuck in their head?

Afraid not, I thought the dyslexics were starting christmas themed threads a tad early.

St._Andalou · 19-10-2010 10:15PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 10:15PM

Latchy wrote: »

/ Pokes OP with red hot poker .

Hey dude any good Divil costumes to lend for halloween ?

ah yah likkle divil yah.

philologos · 19-10-2010 10:16PM

... Another? SRSLY?

crosstownk · 19-10-2010 10:17PM

Is it just me or is the poll somewhat biased towards Lucifer?

Diabhal Beag · 19-10-2010 10:18PM

LOLCHRISTIANS

Killer Pigeon · 19-10-2010 10:18PM

WindSock wrote: »

I am so sick of these early Christmas threads. Learn to spell too, OP.

It's not spelled Satin it's spelled Satan.

starbelgrade · 19-10-2010 10:18PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BMZdmFa-HU

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 10:19PM

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

LOLCHRISTIANS

Big goofy bastárds those christians.

Latchy · 19-10-2010 10:19PM

OisinT wrote: »

ah yah likkle divil yah.

I want nuts and sweets when I trick or treat at your door ,none of that cheap fruit **** :cool:

strobe · 19-10-2010 10:19PM

I'm in, Mahook!

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 10:20PM

Latchy wrote: »

I want nuts and sweets when I trick or treat at your door ,none of that cheap fruit **** :cool:

I'm just gonna give out prayer cards tbh.

Scuid Mhór · 19-10-2010 10:21PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

How can anyone not praise the sheer genius that was Lucifer?

Why do those stupid 'I love Jesus' folk hate him so much?

I think we should start to praise Satan more, the God of Coolness.

More and more people are joining the cool side nowadays, let's conform!!

Say no to Jesus, God and all those queers and yes to Satan.

This thread is dedicated to you oh King of Darkness!

HAIL SATAN!!

nah, i'll stick with humanism.

FreudianSlippers · 19-10-2010 10:22PM

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

nah, i'll stick with humanism.

HAIL STAN!

JerryHandbag · 19-10-2010 10:23PM

HAIL SANTA!!

Adyx · 19-10-2010 10:24PM

St._Andalou wrote: »

There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

And the only reference to a Lucifer is the name applied to Venus as the Moring Star. :eek:

This throws my whole belief system into doubt.

SATAN!

Satan's coolness level - Poll 39 votes

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