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SATAN!

  • 19-10-2010 10:08pm
    #1
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭



    How can anyone not praise the sheer genius that was Lucifer?

    Why do those stupid 'I love Jesus' folk hate him so much?

    I think we should start to praise Satan more, the God of Coolness.

    More and more people are joining the cool side nowadays, let's conform!!

    Say no to Jesus, God and all those queers and yes to Satan.

    This thread is dedicated to you oh King of Darkness!

    HAIL SATAN!!

    Satan's coolness level - Poll 39 votes

    Satan was an alright guy
    0% 0 votes
    Satan was such a sound cool guy
    35% 14 votes
    Satan was the King of Awesomeness
    30% 12 votes
    Satan would beat God any day
    33% 13 votes
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  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Parody. The lowest form of wit?


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Wit, the lowest form of parody.


  • #4
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Nah.


  • #5
    Orando Broom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Superdevil FTW.


  • #6
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Parody. The lowest form of wit?

    This is seriousnessness
    I'm so serial.


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  • #7
    St._Andalou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭St._Andalou


    There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.


  • #8
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    And now we move from imaginary friends to imaginary enemiesll


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    St._Andalou wrote: »
    There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

    And no mention of the Bible in Hell.


  • #10
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Did anyone else get that Orbital song stuck in their head?


  • #11
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    St._Andalou wrote: »
    There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

    Someone's been reading cracked.

    There's mention of hell, and fire in hell, but the rest of the commonly-quoted trappings are largely bs.


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  • #12
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Hail Satin indeed!


  • #13
    cedomination
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭cedomination


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs


  • #14
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    / Pokes OP with red hot poker .

    Hey dude any good Divil costumes to lend for halloween ?


  • #15
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I am so sick of these early Christmas threads. Learn to spell too, OP.


  • #16
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Silverfish wrote: »
    Did anyone else get that Orbital song stuck in their head?


    Afraid not, I thought the dyslexics were starting christmas themed threads a tad early.


  • #17
    St._Andalou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭St._Andalou


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths


  • #18
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Latchy wrote: »
    / Pokes OP with red hot poker .

    Hey dude any good Divil costumes to lend for halloween ?
    ah yah likkle divil yah.


  • #19
    philologos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    ... Another? SRSLY?


  • #20
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Is it just me or is the poll somewhat biased towards Lucifer?
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  • #21
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    LOLCHRISTIANS


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  • #22
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    WindSock wrote: »
    I am so sick of these early Christmas threads. Learn to spell too, OP.

    It's not spelled Satin it's spelled Satan.


  • #23
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BMZdmFa-HU


  • #24
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    LOLCHRISTIANS
    Big goofy bastárds those christians.


  • #25
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    OisinT wrote: »
    ah yah likkle divil yah.

    I want nuts and sweets when I trick or treat at your door ,none of that cheap fruit **** :cool:


  • #26
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I'm in, Mahook!


  • #27
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Latchy wrote: »
    I want nuts and sweets when I trick or treat at your door ,none of that cheap fruit **** :cool:
    I'm just gonna give out prayer cards tbh.


  • #28
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »

    How can anyone not praise the sheer genius that was Lucifer?

    Why do those stupid 'I love Jesus' folk hate him so much?

    I think we should start to praise Satan more, the God of Coolness.

    More and more people are joining the cool side nowadays, let's conform!!

    Say no to Jesus, God and all those queers and yes to Satan.

    This thread is dedicated to you oh King of Darkness!

    HAIL SATAN!!


    nah, i'll stick with humanism.


  • #29
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    nah, i'll stick with humanism.
    HAIL STAN!


  • #30
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    HAIL SANTA!!


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  • #31
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    St._Andalou wrote: »
    There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

    And the only reference to a Lucifer is the name applied to Venus as the Moring Star. :eek:

    This throws my whole belief system into doubt.


  • #32
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    HAIL MARY!


  • #33
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    OisinT wrote: »
    I'm just gonna give out prayer cards tbh.

    Ahhhh.... why not go the whole hog and give out communion at the door ?

    you sly ol divil you .......


  • #34
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    HAIL SANTA!!
    We need to talk.


  • #35
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Latchy wrote: »
    Ahhhh.... why not go the whole hog and give out communion at the door ?

    you sly ol divil you .......
    If I were a paedophile I'd fúcking love halloween. Priests must think this is their Christmas!


  • #36
    The Devil.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 ✭The Devil.


    Cheers guys I really appreciate it.


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  • #37
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    Orando Broom wrote: »
    Superdevil FTW.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29khjYTOLC8


  • #38
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    The Devil. wrote: »
    Cheers guys I really appreciate it.

    Oh my Satan, it's really him!!!

    *swoons*


  • #39
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    Adyx wrote: »
    And the only reference to a Lucifer is the name applied to Venus as the Moring Star. :eek:

    This throws my whole belief system into doubt.

    Jesus is referred to as the Morning Star in the Bible.

    *hails Lucifer...I mean Jesus*


  • #40
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    OisinT wrote: »
    If I were a paedophile I'd fúcking love halloween. Priests must think this is their Christmas!

    Yes and remember children , always knock on doors in groups with an adult aprox 4 steps behind .

    * this public safety warning has being brought to you tonight courtesy of the Satan thread *


  • #41
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    Jesus is referred to as the Morning Star in the Bible.

    *hails Lucifer...I mean Jesus*

    I wouldn't know to be honest, but it wasn't until post-new testament that the word Lucifer began to associated with Satan/a fallen angel.


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  • #42
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Wheres the "Satan, just like god, jesus, heaven and hell is just bulls hit made up to scare people" option?


  • #43
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    Wheres the "Satan, just like god, jesus, heaven and hell is just bulls hit made up to scare people" option?

    Because everyone knows that out of all the made up mythical bullshit Satan is the coolest and the only one who actually is real.


  • #44
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Poll sucks. Santa is king!


  • #45
    Cerocco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Cerocco


    Hail and Snow this year. Please God, Oops, please Satan :D


  • #46
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYGoougMHSQ


  • #47
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭policarp


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »

    Beelzebub has the devil for a son...


  • #48
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me... for me..... for me!!!!!!!


  • #49
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    "The man in question of African origin, who was completely naked, got up to feed his child, at which point the other occupants took him for the devil," said Faivre.................they jumped out of a second-storey window

    http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/devil-fear-sparks-french-defenestration-20101024-16ytl.html

    None of these dudes thought he was cool.


  • #50
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    How can anyone not praise the sheer genius that was Lucifer?

    Why do those stupid 'I love Jesus' folk hate him so much?

    I think we should start to praise Satan more, the God of Coolness.

    More and more people are joining the cool side nowadays, let's conform!!

    Say no to Jesus, God and all those queers and yes to Satan.

    This thread is dedicated to you oh King of Darkness!

    HAIL SATAN!!

    Crap poll. 'Do you love him this much, or this much?
    Hail my arse. :D
    Anyway, I don't see the point in rejecting one kind of fairytale bollox and embracing another. ;)


  • #51
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Satan has all the best music...RAWK...


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