Budget 2011 LEAKED FORM

DOFleaker · 18-10-2010 02:19PM #1

I am an employee of the Department of Finance. I have today decided to leak a informal document that is being used as the basis of the Budget for 2011.

I can confirm to you that the planned cuts are to be around 4.4 Billion from this years budget.

As a disgruntled worker and someone who is also upset at the government`s management of the economy I have decided to post part of the planned budget forms onto this thread.

This will be my first and only post, as I am taking a great risk in doing this.

I hope you will all understand why I have taken the actions I have.

Thankyou

Tá mé ag fostaí de chuid na Roinne Airgeadais. Tá mé inniu cinneadh a sceitheadh le doiciméad informal atá á húsáid mar bhonn an Bhuiséid do 2011.

Tig liom a dhearbhú a thabhairt duit go bhfuil na ciorruithe beartaithe a bheith thart ar 4.4 billiún as an mbuiséad bliana.

Mar oibrí disgruntled agus an duine atá ag cur isteach chomh maith ag an rialtas `s ar bhainistíocht an gheilleagair tá cinneadh déanta agam ar an bpost mar chuid de na foirmeacha atá beartaithe isteach ar bhuiséad an snáithe seo.

Is é seo mo chéad phost agus gan ach, mar atá mé ag cur i mbaol mór é seo a dhéanamh.

Tá súil agam go mbeidh tú a thuiscint go léir cén fáth go bhfuil mé ag glacadh na gníomhartha atá agam.

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Sticky_Fingers · 18-10-2010 02:23PM

This is a joke right, it must be

Welease · 18-10-2010 02:23PM

1/10 ... must try harder...

number10a · 18-10-2010 02:31PM

Nice try..... Well actually, no. Crap try to be honest.

Maybe go beyond what looks like a Junior Cert business project next time you try to fabricate a national scandal.

bladespin · 18-10-2010 02:33PM

My 2yr old can do better than that with his crayons.

Max Power1 · 18-10-2010 02:34PM

trolling fail IMO

Sticky_Fingers · 18-10-2010 02:37PM

Reading through it it sounds like it came out of "How to Start Mass Public Riots for Dummies". No government would dare propose such a budget, they'd be hanging from the lampposts by dinnertime.

18-10-2010 02:39PM

Even Cowen and the f**kwits he has can do better than that

Cookie_Monster · 18-10-2010 02:40PM

30% eh?

That seem pretty nasty, at least no notice of the relief being hit.

Some of the others are funny too, increases in Defence and Dept of sport and tourism, lol
:pac:

18-10-2010 02:42PM

Lol, some funny stuff in there:

Defense + 5% Increase
...
Reductions in Public Service Salaries and Professional Fee - No Change
Public Service Pensions 4% Increase

What's a "public service professional fee"? Oh and OP, you don't need a plus in front of a figure if you're calling it an increase, it's just redundant

EDIT: Oh and a 70% tax band, I didn't even see that, more lols

oscarBravo · 18-10-2010 02:50PM

Hilarious.

Budget 2011 LEAKED FORM

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