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Worst experience with a doctor?

  • 14-10-2010 09:46PM
    #1
    bareback mountain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    Breast examination
    Perv
    Say no more

    Second: Nearly got drunk from whiff of drink off him - and I was hungover

    Not tarring all docs with same brush, have had good ones except two above


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  • #2
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    bareback mountain wrote: »
    Second: Nearly got drunk from whiff of drink off him - and I was hungover

    Yeah, the whiff of drink was definitely coming from him...


  • #3
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    bareback mountain wrote: »
    Breast examination
    Perv
    Say no more

    Ooooooooh matron.


  • #4
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    My girlfriend went for advice on conceiving and the doctor said, seriously - "try having sex"


  • #5
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    stuck his finger up my hole when checking to see if I had appendicitis.

    I didn't.


  • #6
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Colt Swift Radium wrote: »
    stuck his finger up my hole when checking to see if I had appendicitis.

    I didn't.

    Ah, you should have .. he would've liked it :)


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  • #7
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    Went into the doc with a sore throat.....






    .....came out with a sore arse. Thats all im saying :(


  • #8
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Ah, you should have .. he would've liked it :)

    Oh Pete ya messer ya!


  • #9
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    Told me I wasn't pregnant, turned out I was...


  • #10
    dr gonzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭dr gonzo


    adrieanne__x wrote: »
    Told me I wasn't pregnant, turned out I was...

    Thats a bit of an oversight alright.


  • #11
    bareback mountain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭bareback mountain


    adrieanne__x wrote: »
    Told me I wasn't pregnant, turned out I was...

    How the f**k could they make that mistake :confused:


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  • #12
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Colt Swift Radium wrote: »
    Oh Pete ya messer ya!

    Ah, that takes me back to 1987.

    School principal screamed at me:

    "Peter, you're nothing but a messer, and a messer is all you will ever be".

    Well, I showed him .. :mad:

    Over 13,000 'thanks' on Boards.ie, Ireland's biggest Internet discussion forums!!

    In your face mutha****a!!!


  • #13
    ebixa82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭ebixa82


    I went in to the local GP for a check up..

    She told me I needed to stop masturbating..

    I asked her "Why?"

    She got a bit pissed off and said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

    So unprofessional of her.


  • #14
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    going for a prostate exam, finger went in, but then I noticed he had both hands on my shoulders :eek:


  • #15
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Probably the aul hag who more-or-less performed an exorcism on me when I asked for the anti-baby (morning after) pill.


  • #16
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,444 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I went for an std investigation on my ding dong, the doc was a muslim dude in some kind of dress, I was a little embarrassed at first when I was divulging the gory details of my recent sexual conquests but it soon became obvious that he was waaayyyy more embarrassed than I was, he was scarlet, underneath the osama beard


  • #17
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Ancient auld fella in dickie bow with a consultant title in one of the world's most esteemed hospitals:

    "You have no choice other than have a hysterectomy immediately"

    12 years later, I may not be able to have kids, but at least I have not had to have a hysterectomy.


  • #18
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I went to see one in Galway once and the bollocks took his clothes off and got people to take pictures. Sick freak.


  • #19
    bareback mountain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭bareback mountain


    Saila wrote: »
    going for a prostate exam, finger went in, but then I noticed he had both hands on my shoulders :eek:
    They had to pin you down :eek:


  • #20
    susita06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭susita06


    Went to the Doctor with a cough, I was asked to take off my jumper to be examined with the stethoscope. Then my t-shirt and also my bra. I though this was a bit wierd as have been to the doctor before with a cough but it got wierder when the doctor said " ah sure look you have your bra off now I might as well give you an exam on those aswell"

    It lasted waaaaaaaaaay too long


  • #21
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    A doc convinced me that my child had asthma,( which she did not) gave me a prescription for some very strong drugs, she put the wrong dosage on the stuff, my kid would have ended up in big trouble if my wife and the pharmacy didn't cop it...:eek:


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  • #22
    bareback mountain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭bareback mountain


    susita06 wrote: »
    Went to the Doctor with a cough, I was asked to take off my jumper to be examined with the stethoscope. Then my t-shirt and also my bra. I though this was a bit wierd as have been to the doctor before with a cough but it got wierder when the doctor said " ah sure look you have your bra off now I might as well give you an exam on those aswell"

    It lasted waaaaaaaaaay too long
    Exactly what happened to me...


  • #23
    susita06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭susita06


    sesna wrote: »
    How long did it last ?

    At least ten to twelve minutes..... pretty wierd!


  • #24
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4


  • #25
    someuser905
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 112 ✭✭someuser905


    did you know that once your unconscious in a hospital, trainee doctors will perform a pelvic exam on you? :)


  • #26
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    I went to a doctor once in one of those walk-in surgeries on Dame St (bad idea). Told the doc I felt really ****ty, was sleeping 14 hrs a day and missing lots of work and generally felt crap. Instead of sending me for bloods or giving me a physical, he simply gave me a business card for a psychiatrist and sent me on my way!

    I was so shocked that it didn't occur to me not to pay... still raging that I gave him 50 euro all these years later.

    PS Second opinion (and blood tests) revealed I had glandular fever! Not mental illness!


  • #27
    sesna
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭sesna


    Susie_Q wrote: »
    I went to a doctor once in one of those walk-in surgeries. Told the doc I felt really ****ty, was sleeping 14 hrs a day and missing lots of work and generally felt crap. Instead of sending me for bloods or giving me a physical, he simply gave me a business card for a psychiatrist and sent me on my way!

    I was so shocked that it didn't occur to me not to pay... still raging that I gave him 50 euro all these years later.

    PS Second opinion (and blood tests) revealed I had glandular fever! Not mental illness!

    Did you tell him you had a sore throat or swollen glands ?


  • #28
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Darlughda wrote: »
    Ancient auld fella in dickie bow with a consultant title in one of the world's most esteemed hospitals:

    "You have no choice other than have a hysterectomy immediately"

    12 years later, I may not be able to have kids, but at least I have not had to have a hysterectomy.

    Probably the same doctor that told me I had Alzheimers. I was relieved. At least I didnt have Alzheimers.


  • #29
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    I went to the doctor once feeling really ill.

    He told me that i had been adopted and that i was actually a Clock!

    I thought he was winding me up!


  • #30
    Chuchoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Chuchoter


    I was given pills to fix all these nose bleeds I was having when I was 12. He pulled out his book of medicines, put his finger on which ever one he saw first and gave it to me. A week later I went into hospital because I kept fainting.

    Answer from A&E doctor: God we don't usually give those to under 18s!

    My brother threw up on him though next time he saw him:p:cool:


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  • #31
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I went to the doctor once with a sore stomach. I asked him was there any medication I could imbibe.



































    Bastard told me to put de lime in the coconut and drink them both together.


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