Latvia needs moar men

Dravokivich · 13-10-2010 06:43PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

huh?

8% more chicks is a massive difference to your normal gender split?

8 for every 100...

80 for every 1,000

800 for every 10,000

8,000 for every 100,000

that's a lot?

2ygb4cmqetsjhx · 13-10-2010 07:12PM

Its more than I'm getting anyway......

parker kent · 13-10-2010 07:19PM

prinz wrote: »

There looking for smart educated men. Perhaps you should rethink the choice of forum.

Not a grammar Nazi by any means, but given your post it seemed funny

thee glitz · 13-10-2010 07:31PM

greenmachine88 wrote: »

I see a couple of guys in the background of this photo

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49425000/jpg/_49425273_women_latvia_bbc.jpg

I can only see a few chicks myself

dilallio · 13-10-2010 08:14PM

If ye're heading to Riga - Stick to the Old Town - it's well-policed and tourists are well protected. The new town is a different story altogether.

While the women are indeed gorgeous, be aware that the majority of the discos / nightclubs are run by the mafia and a lot of the women there are in the Wholesale business, i.e. Prostitutes!

What I found strange was the little free fold out guide, which can be picked up at any pub / club. It's similar to those entertainment guides which you see in any major town / city. It lists all the entertainment, and in the back, there is an english-latvian translation-guide with about 10 useful phrases.
What got me, was these translations. I'm not joking - here are some of these phrases:

1. Hello, My name is _______ .
2. What is your name?
3. You are very beautiful.
4. Where can I buy condoms?
5. How much for your company?

Don't make the mistake that another group of gentlemen from Galway made a number of years ago. They left the old town, and went into a club in the new town. One of the lads thought that he would impress the ladies a lot more if he pretended to be Robbie Keane. An hour later, 2 locals arrived in, wearing balaclavas and bundled poor 'Robbie' at gunpoint, into the boot of a car, thinking they were going to get anice ransom. Due to language difficulties, it took them a day to realise their mistake, before they let him go.

It is a beautiful city, but if you are going on a mad session, stick in groups. And for God's sake, don't tell them you're Robbie Keane :eek:

bonerm · 13-10-2010 08:19PM

KTRIC wrote: »

Bring money lads, Latvian women love a man with a full wallet.

As opposed to the countries where women pick up the check.

minidazzler · 13-10-2010 08:22PM

I for one welcome our new hot latvian smart women into this country...

though keep the uggos out in a hilarious Ali G indahouse style montage.

Gillington · 13-10-2010 08:22PM

Next AH beers in Riga!!?

starbelgrade · 13-10-2010 08:37PM

dilallio wrote: »

And for God's sake, don't tell them you're Robbie Keane :eek:

You'd be safe enough these days. He's only worth about £5 on the transfer market.

slippy wicket · 13-10-2010 08:47PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

My bollox, all shaven bints there, cracks all blotched from the Gillette, don't go near the place.

All they want is the Euro in your wallet for a bit of dry humping and leathery gowlers.

Heat up a few chicken fillets and into the jam jar. Better traction.

Forget it lads.

jaysus, that has to be the roughest description i have read in the longest time.
Nearly seperated me from my tea.:D

Scráib · 13-10-2010 08:57PM

In the place I used to work a few years ago there were two Latvian girls working there, sisters, and they were both pretty damn stunning. I even worked up the courage to ask one of them out once, then panicked and ran out the door screaming "A GIRL'S after meeeee!"

I own a mac.

Liam Byrne · 13-10-2010 09:10PM

bonerm wrote: »

As opposed to the countries where women pick up the check.

Would there be a need for a queue ?

Wibbs · 13-10-2010 09:47PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

8 for every 100...

80 for every 1,000

800 for every 10,000

8,000 for every 100,000

that's a lot?

That's what I was thinking. Depends on demographics mind. How many 25 year old women to 25 year old men in employment kinda thing. Then again Irelands ratio is more in favour of men too IIRC?

Dardania · 13-10-2010 10:11PM

One thing i got from the article - the really smart, beautiful women don't settle for slobs...how many of them end up spinsters? And therefore not passing on their beautiful genes? THe world is a sadder place :_(

KindOfIrish · 13-10-2010 10:22PM

Wibbs wrote: »

That's what I was thinking. Depends on demographics mind. How many 25 year old women to 25 year old men in employment kinda thing. Then again Irelands ratio is more in favour of men too IIRC?

the problem in Latvia that 70% of young women work in Latvia and 30% in UK and Ireland and in reverse 70% of young men in UK and Ireland and only 30% in Latvia.

Liam Byrne · 13-10-2010 10:23PM

A plane from New Zealand to Latvia should solve the problem outlined in the thread title.

ascanbe · 13-10-2010 10:47PM

pixelburp wrote: »

There's got to be a catch ...

There probably is; as well as being as a chance to meet beautiful Latvian women this could also be construed as a unique opportunity to have countless Latvian men wanting to beat the **** out of you.

M5 · 13-10-2010 10:55PM

I was in Riga and the local lads take serious offence when you try chatting up the local wimmins. Was over with a group of 6 and we got our fair share of hassle from lads who were in no way connected to the girls we were chatting to. From what i hear par for the course

bnt · 13-10-2010 11:31PM

pixelburp wrote: »

There's got to be a catch ...

On top of the risks already mentioned, there's another problem: no jobs. The unemployment rate is about 20%.

madrabui · 14-10-2010 03:37PM

The neighbour is Latvian. It’s like living next to a modelling agency when her friends are around. But why are the men nothing much to look at? Life is so unfair (for me).

BigDuffman · 14-10-2010 04:55PM

Looking for husband material...rings bells right there.

1. No chance of a quick ride, wipe it in the curtains then head off.

2. Drooling drunk tourists don't scream marry me.

3. Statistics probably represent the cobweb gee'd owl ones

4. Theres a reason for the mortality rate

But all that aside there are some smoking hot wimminz over there. Also lithuania ftw!

Fuhrer · 14-10-2010 05:13PM

pixelburp wrote: »

There's got to be a catch ...

Yeah, ever see the film Hostel?

Sykk · 14-10-2010 05:15PM

cherryghost wrote: »

go forth and gather fruit.

I liked that part :pac:

AAAAAAAHHH · 14-10-2010 05:43PM

prinz wrote: »

There looking for smart educated men. Perhaps you should rethink the choice of forum.

Indeed.

Jesus Wept · 14-10-2010 06:12PM

The 8% wouldn't be a problem if they weren't all already determined to pick from a small pool of men they deem suitable.

prinz · 15-10-2010 09:37AM

AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »

Indeed.

AAAAAAAHHH................. touché

johnny_knoxvile · 15-10-2010 09:42AM

pixelburp wrote: »

There's got to be a catch ...

there are a huge amount of shemales, hence the lack of men...it's a potential sexual mine field of there.

orourkeda · 15-10-2010 11:06AM

http://www.singleabroad.com/pictures/single_latvian_women.shtml

Odats · 15-10-2010 12:16PM

Fuhrer wrote: »

Yeah, ever see the film Hostel?

That was in Bratislava Slovakia. Different place but don't they give stags or used to run places where you could go and shoot cows in fields with RPG's.
That would be fun.

Manic Moran · 15-10-2010 05:10PM

Isnt Iceland the place to go for wimminz to men ratio?

No, dude. Boise, Idaho. Trust me. I have no idea why it is that way, but it is. Good, American farm girls, and few men. There's a tank training facility up there, my men love going up there.

NTM

Latvia needs moar men

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