Alan Partridge returns

Jibbs · 12-10-2010 01:19AM

Flattely my dear, I don't riverdance.

Jayob10 · 12-10-2010 01:43AM

On the Irish famine and spuds:

"thats where you will pay the price if you are a fussy eater. If you can afford to emigrate you can afford to eat in a modest restaurant".

To Michael the geordie: (after the traffic cone incident)

"you legged it away pretty sharpish, Michael can I have an egg for breakfast. And you can you lay it you chicken".

Mr.Nice Guy · 12-10-2010 04:21AM

tommyboy2222 wrote: »

Crash! Bang! Wallop !!!!

Love that episode because it has one of my favourite Partridge lines when Alan is selling his voice skills. At 1:25:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXTkQA5YGI

'Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. But this isn't Britain...DIS IST DA AUTOBAHN.'

johnn · 12-10-2010 05:19AM

Alan Partridge: You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? You like to stick to your own.
Peter Baxendale Thomas: What do you mean by that?
Alan Partridge: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms.
Peter Baxendale Thomas: Oh, for goodness' sake.
Alan Partridge: If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.

Jesus Wept · 12-10-2010 05:28AM

Striker!!!!

nkay1985 · 12-10-2010 06:12AM

This has made my night!!!

petes · 12-10-2010 08:20AM

Will be watching Season 1 and 2 again tonight methinks!!

"It's hotter than the sun!!"

take everything · 12-10-2010 09:34AM

Diabetic Charlie 3-1 favourite, Two Headed Sex Beast 4-1, and at
20-1 Mrs Boothroyd's Holiday Dancer. All the rest, 50-1 bar.

petes · 12-10-2010 01:30PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5APPgmwoIQ

fontanalis · 12-10-2010 03:00PM

They're sex people Lynn.

ronnie3585 · 12-10-2010 06:39PM

Do you want a cup of beans?

sinjin_smythe · 12-10-2010 07:40PM

Dan: "I stand corrected", said the man in the orthapedic shoes.

ronnie3585 · 12-10-2010 07:55PM

I was clinically 'fed up' for two years.

Benny_Cake · 12-10-2010 08:09PM

'The security in this place is terrible - I booked the room under the name of the Real IRA. I'd better go and tell them it's really me.' (Opens door and policemen are visible in the background. Closes the door quickly) 'We have to leave...Crossed wires...'

Hello is that Curry's? I'd like to place an order for two supplementary, auxiliary speakers, to go with my Midi Hi-Fi system, apropos achieving surround sound. Apropos...it's Latin. You got to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in..Curry's. Oh you've got them excellent, one last thing, what time do you knock-off? Fancy going for a drink? No? Sorry, just thought I'd ask.

filthymcnasty · 12-10-2010 09:09PM

Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank ? ...!!!

kiad · 13-10-2010 10:32AM

"Its either me or Cliff Thorburn, and if he backs out then you're up slack alley......thank you very much"

petes · 13-10-2010 10:37AM

Cock, Piss, Partridge.

kiad · 13-10-2010 10:42AM

Insurgent wrote: »

Cook, Pass, Babtridge.

Fixed

Creature · 13-10-2010 04:56PM

I hope they bring back Michael. He was easily as good a character as Partridge.

Michael, would you like a miniature scotch egg?

Oh no not for me pet I've got meself a steak and kidney pie, oh look at that, I've sat on the bastard would you believe it.

johnn · 13-10-2010 05:03PM

"Are you Brave enough to let me finish my conversation?"

jaykhunter · 13-10-2010 05:25PM

Don't shine that torch in me face mate, i've lost a pint of blood

johnn · 13-10-2010 05:31PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5jpVbEL0jc

cashback · 13-10-2010 10:41PM

Been waiting for this news for a while now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVxf0YjyjdI

"Eat that. And another!!"

petes · 14-10-2010 08:18AM

Creature wrote: »

I hope they bring back Michael. He was easily as good a character as Partridge.

Michael: I wear Tommy Hilfinger!
Alan: It's Hilfiger!
Michael: It's says Tommy Hilfinger on the bottle.
Alan: Did you buy it down the market?
Michael: Aye

ronnie3585 · 14-10-2010 12:41PM

Have any of you seen the film The Crying Game? With the woman with the old tadger. I suppose the sequel will have a man with, a fanny.

Who's this beautiful man with a lovely voice? Its Annie Lennox.

fontanalis · 14-10-2010 04:20PM

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they ‘Paved paradise to put up a parking lot’, a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn’t quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song. It’s 4:35am, you’re listening to ‘Up With The Partridge’.

Peyton Manning · 14-10-2010 04:25PM

ALAN: It’s amazing, we both like The Daily Mail, we both drive Lexi...
DAN: Plural.
ALAN: Plural. And we both drink Director's Bitter. It’s like The X-Files, but a pleasant X-Files.
DAN: The Lex-Files.
ALAN: God that’s good.

14-10-2010 04:47PM

What a legend AP is!

Great news!

Dennis the Stone · 14-10-2010 04:53PM

Right, and then he spies that cook book, right, and he says “that’d be no use to me, man!” He’s crackers, man.

14-10-2010 04:53PM

"Its 3 o clock on a Saturday afternoon and your in bed with a woman, your wasting your life"

Alan Partridge returns

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