NightClubs

timmywex · 09-10-2010 08:37PM #1

A bad time to ask this but being it a saturday night

but...

What would be cool things to have in a nightclub....apart from hot women and all that...

I mean like beer bong's, super soakers with vodka/bouncy castles or the likes....anyone any crazy suggestions on what your local club should have?

The crazier they are probably means the better they are :cool:

Trying to see what would make a crazy night here, or just how wierd people are

09-10-2010 08:39PM

Less people or quieter music.

**Timbuk2** · 09-10-2010 08:39PM

Drinks that aren't ridiculously expensive!

Fionn MacCool · 09-10-2010 08:43PM

Cheap drinks and friendly bouncers. Everything else that clubs think up is really cringe worthy and pathetic. JERSEY SHORE BEACH PARTY!!! YEAAAHHH!!! **** off.

Rabies · 09-10-2010 08:44PM

People that can handle their drink.

But really, more unique environments and Irish people need to broaden their knowledge (s[irits, wines, beers etc) before staff and the experience gets better.
If you want it and use it, someone will cater for it.

Riddle101 · 09-10-2010 08:45PM

timmywex wrote: »

A bad time to ask this but being it a saturday night but...

What would be cool things to have in a nightclub....apart from hot women and all that...

I mean like beer bong's, super soakers with vodka/bouncy castles or the likes....anyone any crazy suggestions on what your local club should have?

The crazier they are probably means the better they are :cool:

Trying to see what would make a crazy night here, or just how wierd people are

Oh I can just imagine bouncers loving the idea of this.

Anyway I don't know what cool things would work in nightclubs, but I like your ideas anyway.

ballsymchugh · 09-10-2010 08:46PM

was in a club in china where the dancefloor was on springs. it was pretty cool.

KeithM89_old · 09-10-2010 08:53PM

A bouncy castle

Agricola · 09-10-2010 08:55PM

Cool things in a nightclub

- Somewhere to sit
- Reasonably priced drink
- Music that doesnt assault your ear drums
- Girls who sit alone at the bar, and dont bite your face off when you talk to them

09-10-2010 09:01PM

ballsymchugh wrote: »

was in a club in china where the dancefloor was on springs. it was pretty cool.

Didn't The Beacon in Courtown have a dancefloor on springs?
Wasn't very bouncy either way, or much fun for that matter.
Brutal place.

Midnight_EG · 09-10-2010 09:07PM

Trampolines in the floor.

Degag · 09-10-2010 09:10PM

timmywex wrote: »

I mean like beer bong's, super soakers with vodka/bouncy castles or the likes....anyone any crazy suggestions on what your local club should have?

You mean your local nightclub doesn't have these amenities?

eeloe · 09-10-2010 09:12PM

Staggered closing times

hitman79 · 09-10-2010 09:15PM

Bedrooms you can rent for an hour at 3am would be pretty good. Or 5 mins even

Liam Byrne · 09-10-2010 09:18PM

People who aren't hammered.

Fionn MacCool · 09-10-2010 09:22PM

Liam Byrne wrote: »

People who aren't hammered.

Stay at home

Crann na Beatha · 09-10-2010 09:47PM

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cian1500ww · 09-10-2010 10:20PM

Decent music ie. less of the top 10 crap

UrbanSea · 09-10-2010 10:29PM

Signs that are strictly enforced.
'No fat chicks'

D'Agger · 09-10-2010 11:56PM

Clean barcounters so when you rest your arms whilst waiting to order you don't end up destroying your clothes in sticky shít

Actually having soap/handwash &handdryers that fúckin work would also be nice

DerekDGoldfish · 10-10-2010 12:05AM

Locks on the jacks doors so if your in the very unfortunate position of having to take a dump in a nightclub you dont have to contort yourself and stretch arkwardly to keep the door close while your taking care of business, and if you are going to have cubicals without doors at least make them shorter, at 5'5 its very difficult to manover the door operation sucessfuly after a few

orourkeda · 10-10-2010 12:35AM

No blacks in the jacks

Fionn MacCool · 10-10-2010 02:12AM

orourkeda wrote: »

No blacks in the jacks

I was actually going to post this but in a less racist fashion.

I know they're only trying to make a few bob, and we're really good friends with one of the guys in a club here, but most of them are just plain rude/annoying when they expect you to give them money because they gave you a bit of loo roll. I'd like to go for a piss without having to feel guilty every time I ignore the human bog roll dispenser.

johndaman66 · 10-10-2010 02:38AM

Proper music and not the usual Black eyed pea's, rhianna, eminem, Katy Perry etc. music for the masses sh!te these so called dj's are so fond of playing.

That would be a very good start in my book.

starbelgrade · 10-10-2010 02:42AM

Tea, scones & some good books.

newtoboards · 10-10-2010 02:50AM

Decent seating areas, music at a level that doesn't have you shouting for the whole next day, a bar you can sit at would be good too, clean toilets, carpet that doesn't feel sticky underfoot, cheaper drinks, a personal wish is to have bigger choice in the gin offered, the mixer drinks actually at a reasonable price, nice bouncers and great music! I'm not asking for much I know :-)

g5fd6ow0hseima · 10-10-2010 02:58AM

A place with a self-destruct button

The Volt · 10-10-2010 03:00AM

Longer opening hours.

sunshineoh9 · 10-10-2010 03:03AM

lots of competitions!!! and women tied to ropes pouring rum in people's mouths

arsenallegend · 10-10-2010 03:08AM

johndaman66 wrote: »

Proper music and not the usual Black eyed pea's, rhianna, eminem, Katy Perry etc. music for the masses sh!te these so called dj's are so fond of playing.

That would be a very good start in my book.

Yep pretty much thats all they play and they even repeat them over again:p, Music for the skangers you mean.

Riddle101 · 10-10-2010 03:12AM

johndaman66 wrote: »

Proper music and not the usual Black eyed pea's, rhianna, eminem, Katy Perry etc. music for the masses sh!te these so called dj's are so fond of playing.

That would be a very good start in my book.

Haha, thank god I drink in Fibbers. Can't stand going to places that don't play Rock and Metal

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