What do you want?

Kimono-Girl · 08-10-2010 10:22AM #1

in a man/woman,

i know similar topics have been done but our local radio station is discussing it and has a poll on facebook today to see what cork women/men want in an other half....

id love to see afterhours take on this, as in the poll most women state they want a guy with a 'good sense of humor'....is this true?

and guys are saying things such as 'knowing the offside rule' 'cooking like mammy' and 'a nice ass'

so after hours what do you want in your ideal woman/man?

FreudianSlippers · 08-10-2010 10:24AM

'knowing the offside rule' and 'cooking like mammy' are 2 things I would look for the opposite of in a woman. Country people :rolleyes:

I like intelligence, humour and nice tits (not too big!).

NothingMan · 08-10-2010 10:24AM

candlelover wrote: »

what do you want in your ideal woman?

Me!

sensibleken · 08-10-2010 10:26AM

Good stretchy skin. or sturdy femurs if im making the lamp itself

Sanjuro · 08-10-2010 10:28AM

Bones, internal organs, blood. I know it's unimaginative, but hey, I'm a traditionalist.

Mankyspuds · 08-10-2010 10:30AM

A heartbeat ticks all the boxes

08-10-2010 10:31AM

soft hands that do dishes

Joey the lips · 08-10-2010 10:34AM

i want a women that i can roide senseless when ever i am in the mood and when i am watching football she takes the kids to the playground....

liah · 08-10-2010 10:35AM

Sense of humour, laid-back attitude (really can't deal with people who get over-excited about everything), intelligent, curious, more man than woman (not into the whole metro thing with men). A sex drive that is actually as big as mine would be nice.

Must love dogs, and must have the same basic values as myself, otherwise I doubt we'd get along.

Oh, and, a nice back is always a nice touch. Don't ask why though. I don't know.

sensibleken · 08-10-2010 10:37AM

It is absolutely essential that I inspect the quality of their stool.

kfallon · 08-10-2010 10:39AM

The main prerequisite is......she mustn't be from Cork :eek::p

Kimono-Girl · 08-10-2010 10:43AM

kfallon wrote: »

The main prerequisite is......she mustn't be from Cork :eek::p

ah so you don't have the sense of humor corkwomen seem to think is soooo important!

kfallon · 08-10-2010 10:45AM

candlelover wrote: »

corkwomen seem to think is they are soooo important!

Fixed

*dons tin hat*

orourkeda · 08-10-2010 10:47AM

Hand Jobs on tap

Sanjuro · 08-10-2010 10:48AM

Non-AH answer-

Primarily, intelligence. I dated a girl who asked me if Spamalot (the Monty Python musical) was based on a true story. I knew at that moment, it was over.

A sense of humour is next up. Love dry, sarcastic wit. Somebody I can share those moments where you point and laugh at other people.

Otherwise, a certain amount of nerdiness, in order to put up with the kind of crap I'm into. Generosity of spirit. Not into materialistic bullshit, which is kind of a cliche, pretentious answer, but seriously, I cant really put up with America's Next Top Model, shopping being considered an activity, and things like that. And independence and courage. To do what she wants in life no matter what others think, and to say what she thinks without worrying what others think.

Oh, and a rich father.

super_furry · 08-10-2010 10:48AM

kfallon wrote: »

The main prerequisite is......she mustn't be from Cork :eek::p

That's number one alright.

Duggy747 · 08-10-2010 10:49AM

A pulse, preferably.

Though that hasn't stopped me before :pac:

kfallon · 08-10-2010 10:49AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Hand Jobs on tap

Would you not prefer one on your cock?
Tap fetish....that's a new one even for me

stovelid · 08-10-2010 10:50AM

I like who I like for any number of reasons.

It's not a shopping list.

Princess Peach · 08-10-2010 10:51AM

A descent ride

Angron · 08-10-2010 10:51AM

Someone who can listen to the music I do would be nice :P But I'm not too good at defining what I really look for into one list..

sensibleken · 08-10-2010 10:51AM

stovelid wrote: »

I like who I like for any number of reasons.

It's not a shopping list.

Got milk?

thirtythirty · 08-10-2010 10:51AM

Personality wise, I can pretty much pin them down based on whether they "get" the likes of Qi, penn & teller, banksy, and whether they like any outdoor activites(ugh, i wish i hadn't seen Step Brothers - I can't say the word 'activities' without picturing that bedroom scene now!).

IMO you can tell exactly what the person is like (religion, politics, interests, intellect, humour etc) based on how they do with the above! After that, they just gotta be aesthetically pleasing, which can be a variety of forms!

Oh, and they also have to like me

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kfallon · 08-10-2010 10:54AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

A descent ride

Hi

I defo don't have a checklist for potential partners, just go with the fooking flow......

Kimono-Girl · 08-10-2010 11:42AM

kfallon wrote: »

The main prerequisite is......she mustn't be from Cork :eek::p

kfallon wrote: »

Hi

I defo don't have a checklist for potential partners, just go with the fooking flow......

once she's not from cork of course

Birneybau · 08-10-2010 11:48AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

A descent ride

I like going down and being gone down on too...

Shenshen · 08-10-2010 11:48AM

candlelover wrote: »

in a man/woman,

i know similar topics have been done but our local radio station is discussing it and has a poll on facebook today to see what cork women/men want in an other half....

id love to see afterhours take on this, as in the poll most women state they want a guy with a 'good sense of humor'....is this true?

and guys are saying things such as 'knowing the offside rule' 'cooking like mammy' and 'a nice ass'

so after hours what do you want in your ideal woman/man?

In a man... nice smile and laugh, nice hands (chewed-off fingernails give me the creeps!) long hair, not skinny, and to quote Blackadder, "hung like a baboon"...

In a woman... cute face, full figure, nice smell.

kfallon · 08-10-2010 11:50AM

candlelover wrote: »

once she's not from cork of course

That's already assumed.....

Joey the lips · 08-10-2010 11:50AM

Birneybau wrote: »

I like going down and being gone down on too...

So anywomen that can count to 69 will do you

WindSock · 08-10-2010 11:54AM

stovelid wrote: »

I like who I like for any number of reasons.

It's not a shopping list.

Ticking boxes on a list doesn't mean you are attracted to a person.
However, I can't say what I want in a person as much as what I don't want.

FreudianSlippers · 08-10-2010 11:55AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

A descent ride

So, like a roller coaster?

What do you want?

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