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You win ten million euro on the lotto tonight !

  • 05-10-2010 7:50pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭th3 s1aught3r


    What would you do with the loot ?
    Coke and hookers ?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Stick it in a foreign bank (or sensibly, not just one) for the rainy day coming.
    Sorry to be boring.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Buy boards.ie and ban the lot of you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Sisters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    I would a letter to the HSE telling them that I will not be back to work tomorrow


    then i would buy a gibson les paul '59


    and yeah probably do coke off hookers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    I'd find a big group of unruly teenagers, and give one of them each day 10 quid to take a dump on my old bosses car. Every day. Until he's dead. Then I'll setup a memorial fund, so when I die, other people can do the same to their petty bosses.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Zemuppet


    Give some of the earnings to my family and friends and then leave this god forsaken country for somewhere not crippled by debt. Before that i'd wind my boss up to the point of boiling frustration then bring in some of my friends to sing "i feel pretty" to him to calm him down, place a dunce cap on his head and say i quit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    You won ten million euro on the lotto 2morro

    I thought you received a scam e-mail from a Nigerian.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭celtic Liger


    regret calling everyone i know a fool for participating in a competition they have 8,145,060 to 1 in winning.

    even still, all others are still fools while im laughing all the way to the bonk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Buy an apartment for myself,a big house for my parents, upgrade the car, few quid to my siblings and the animal shelter where we got our dogs and the rest in the bank


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back :)

    Hire this man as an adviser.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Buy Ireland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭th3 s1aught3r


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Tell everyone i know that i won 10000, so they wouldnt expect to get much, say im going away for a holiday and never come back :)

    yeah Id be careful about who knew too, apart from the begging letters theres also people out there who like to kidnap rich folk


  • Registered Users Posts: 33 flamboosh


    I won it, (in the past) tomorrow?

    Cool. I'd buy your time machine, mate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    I told yiz before. Coke and Hookers!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭Under A Funeral Moon


    Buy a few houses in Norway and Finland. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    I'd do whatever the fook I wanted to, I would be exceedingly richer than all of you afterall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    I'd keep 2 and give 8 to charity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Wait for property prices to reach their nadir then move out. Buy a car and learn to drive. Go for dinner in a really swanky restaurant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    Buy a few houses in Norway and Finland. :D

    In anticipation of Global Warming?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Coke and hookers somewhere nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Lab_Mouse wrote: »
    I'd keep 2 and give 8 to charity.

    I'm the same. I'd glad give 8 euro to charity if I won 10 million.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    id spend all the winnings on euromillions tickets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    add a bit to it and pay what i owe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    TWO bottles of buckfast in a field


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    snyper wrote: »
    Buy Ireland

    what would you spend the other €9,999,995 on? penny jellies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,572 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Piste wrote: »
    Buy a car and learn to drive. Go for dinner in a really swanky restaurant.

    Surely you might manage these without actually needing to win €10,000,000


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,722 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Past and future tenses all in one sentence, well done OP!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭th3 s1aught3r


    Past and future tenses all in one sentence, well done OP!

    cheers man, it wasnt easy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭messymess


    I've thought about this before and the one re-occurring thought I have is to publicly burn every single euro of it, just to cop a load of people's reactions the world round!

    I'd really want to win the Euro millions for that one though ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭talla10


    I'd tell my family im going to the shop to buy milk then simpsons-style begin to walk to door end up sprinting to car revving it loudly and speed to pick up my winnings with the intent of fecking off on my own...but i crash my car and enter a coma where i can hear everything that is going on but i cant speak or move and nobody ever finds out i won lotto....

    Until the year 2076 when Irelands health service improves slightly and i come out of my coma....but my winnings cant be claimed after 90 days....and Fianna Fail are still in power...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭CCCP


    Sort out my nearest and dearest, And move country.

    I would also take it upon myself to invest some money with the advise of professionals. when it starts paying dividends I would then use the profit to set up a fund to help those in poorer country's. For example build shelters and orphanages in poor developing countries, which costs F***all to do compared to here.

    I would also regularly surprise a beggar with a substantial gift. So long as I believe they are genuinely in need of help.

    Other then that, live happily ever after with my wife and create a family:D!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    CCCP wrote: »
    Sort out my nearest and dearest, And move country.

    I would also take it upon myself to invest some money with the advise of professionals. when it starts paying dividends I would then use the profit to set up a fund to help those in poorer country's. For example build shelters and orphanages in poor developing countries, which costs F***all to do compared to here.

    I would also regularly surprise a beggar with a substantial gift. So long as I believe they are genuinely in need of help.

    Other then that, live happily ever after with my wife and create a family:D!

    Well don't forget to tell me if you do win, so I can mug a tramp for his sunday best, ya gots to look the part when begging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭messymess


    Do you think Brian Cowan would let you hurl abuse at him in private if you paid him?

    Also, wouldn't it be funny to donate it to Ivor Calelly :D


    Why can't I stop thinking of completely stupid ways to use this money??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    i have to divide it by 5 cause im in my workplaces syndicate! :(


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    i have to divide it by 5 cause im in my workplaces syndicate! :(

    pfft. the key to workplace syndicates is to always do the same numbers yourself. That way, you get half, plus a fifth of the other half :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,489 ✭✭✭iMax


    I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭th3 s1aught3r


    Property and bank shares might be worth a look


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    What would you do with the loot ?

    I'm taking Cliftonville into the Champions' League.
    Oh, and curing cancer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭th3 s1aught3r


    What are the odds again ? a million to one ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭stevveyg


    bring a few of my closest mates to thailand for a month, i hear its a lovely spot:cool:
    but seriously it puts a smile across my face every wed and sat when i think about winning the lotto, that is till 8.05pm :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    while im laughing all the way to the bonk.

    Hookers then yea?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Augustus Vast Roadway


    Have a big party with pyramids of ferrero rocher


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭AudreyHepburn


    Going travelling, by myself a car, give some to my parents in thanks for all the lends they've given, do my PHD and then put the rest into savings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭NullZer0


    Hire a hitman to exterminate everyone in Leinster house.

    Job done.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    i'd give my left leg to be lying on a beach in thailand not having to worry about my old life...

    if any of you win the lotto...one left leg can be bought 'cheap cheap sir'


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