So, I think my friend is in love with me

02-10-2010 06:54PM

Pauleta wrote: »

Just ride her. You will be kicking yourself in the distant future when your stuck with some loser kids and a tramp of a wife thats probably being lamped by the postman.

speaking from experience?

Super-Rush · 02-10-2010 06:55PM

Is she any good with Powerpoint??

Gummy Panda · 02-10-2010 06:58PM

Just think OP, will you look back in future regretting not riding her and seeing what developed?

JeanClaude · 02-10-2010 07:01PM

Dean820 wrote: »

No I'm not. Stop hijacking my fun thread ya lesbian.

PMSL...:D

MagicMarker · 02-10-2010 07:02PM

I can't believe I'm going to post a serious response on AH, but you'd be a serious cúnt to do that, and not much of a friend at all.

Wibbs · 02-10-2010 07:20PM

PI response. No it would be morally dubious and cruel to hurt someone like that.

AH response. No, pull one of her friends, dry hump her on the sofa in full view of this woman. Then an hour later ring her and ask her out.

dr.bollocko · 02-10-2010 07:24PM

Too late Dawson. You'll been navel gazing and asking for advice online. Somebody else is already balls deep.

FlutterinBantam · 02-10-2010 08:16PM

Dean820 wrote: »

Well I don't think because I know. She told me last week and I reacted in a neutral manner, I wasn't against getting together or for it. But tonight I'm heading out to a party and she's gonna be there...so my question to AH is: Should I ride her and possibly ruin things or leave it the way it is? I think I'm gonna be screwed either way. (pun totally intended :cool:)

Edit: My apologies on anyone who read the title thinking it would be a male friend.

Look son, give her a good vigorous dunting up the nipsy and stop farting about.

You will know for sure in the morning.

Ok..... neeeeeeext

Dean820 · 02-10-2010 08:21PM

Alright lads, I'm leaving soon. I'm sure I'll do the right thing. Cya.

thee glitz · 02-10-2010 08:22PM

Don't forget to take pics.

Son Of A Vidic · 02-10-2010 08:55PM

Surely to God you know better than to come here and ask us for advice. But since you did, well you have two options (1) follow you balls (2) follow your brains. Now if your brain is in your balls, then you'll have to follow your instincts.

alwaysadub · 02-10-2010 08:57PM

Dean820 wrote: »

Alright lads, I'm leaving soon. I'm sure I'll do the right thing. Cya.

Don't forget to come back and let us know how you got on... I could do with a good laugh.

opinion guy · 03-10-2010 12:48AM

alwaysadub wrote: »

Don't forget to come back and let us know how you got on... I could do with a good laugh.

mink_man · 03-10-2010 01:05AM

he's gonna drop his shopping off at her back door, i can sense it...

digme · 03-10-2010 01:08AM

Pauleta wrote: »

Just ride her. You will be kicking yourself in the distant future when your stuck with some loser kids and a tramp of a wife thats probably being lamped by the postman.

ya poor fcker

Amazotheamazing · 03-10-2010 01:19AM

Just for future reference, ride her. She's an adult, she can take care of herself.

Many years ago I had the same issue (presumably with a different girl), I didn't ride her, I regret it now, after all it's just two adults having fun.

03-10-2010 01:22AM

Aw come on, the girl told him she's in love with him before they've even shagged. I know this is a bit of an assumption, but it's highly likely she's the type of girl who'll take a ride as a marriage proposal. They'll do the deed, he'll be all "grand so", and while he's doing the walk of shame home, thinking about the big dirty fry he needs to cure his hangover, she'll be online looking at wedding rings. He'll never get rid of her, and if he does manage to, she'll probably act like he "took advantage" and make out like he's the root of all evil even though she'd probably still let him have another poke because she hopes it will make him love her. Ugh.

But yeah, just an assumption...

Mr Benevolent · 03-10-2010 01:26AM

No-one falls in love before doing the nasty. Except a 15-18 year old girl, that is.

Sticky_Fingers · 03-10-2010 01:27AM

So OP did you drop the hand?

03-10-2010 01:42AM

You *really* should have posted in PI.

PI Answer: If you're not sure how you feel to her, date & find out.

AH response: it's a free sex ticket. Allow her to bask in your glory and you'll have sex on tap for months, if not years before she realises.

BarryDoodles · 03-10-2010 01:42AM

true-or-false wrote: »

Aw come on, the girl told him she's in love with him before they've even shagged. I know this is a bit of an assumption, but it's highly likely she's the type of girl who'll take a ride as a marriage proposal. They'll do the deed, he'll be all "grand so", and while he's doing the walk of shame home, thinking about the big dirty fry he needs to cure his hangover, she'll be online looking at wedding rings. He'll never get rid of her, and if he does manage to, she'll probably act like he "took advantage" and make out like he's the root of all evil even though she'd probably still let him have another poke because she hopes it will make him love her. Ugh.

But yeah, just an assumption...

Too funny and Too true.

jd007 · 03-10-2010 02:02AM

Redzer7 wrote: »

Whack her outta it OP.

Not with a shovel or any other object

Not even with his penis? :P

The Volt · 03-10-2010 02:16AM

Pics or gtfo

Insect Overlord · 03-10-2010 02:22AM

Feeky McGee's thread was better.

Super-Rush · 03-10-2010 02:26AM

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Feeky McGee's thread was better.

So was face kicker's.

Insect Overlord · 03-10-2010 02:40AM

super-rush wrote: »

So was face kicker's.

I wonder what face kicker would do if he was face with the OP's predicament..?

Mal-Adjusted · 03-10-2010 03:51AM

Confab wrote: »

No-one falls in love before doing the nasty. Except a 15-18 year old girl, that is.

hell, maybe she IS 15-18? checkmate.

on an aside, which one was it that wanted to ride his tutor a few months back? that was good.

okay, back on topic, what are the odds the OP is ball deep in her ladyship at this moment?

YouTalkinToMe · 03-10-2010 07:53AM

wow it must be great being friends with you

Royal Irish · 03-10-2010 08:18AM

Its the morning after and the party is over. The OP has just woken up, lying in bed naked with a semi, hoping to get a good morning blow job from the friend who said she loved him when she wakes. The OP realises she is not waking up anytime soon, and starts thinking things like, "I cant wait to tell the lads about this on boards" and "I wonder is she going to cook me something when she gets up, maybe a sausage sandwich". The OP lying in bed smiling, "yeah I'd love a sausage sandwich right now, but I think I'll hold out for the blow job".

The girl is lying there, pretending to be asleep, with thoughts running through her mind, like "why did I tell him I loved him" and "maybe if I just pretend to be asleep for hours he will leave".

Berty · 03-10-2010 09:17AM

Think about this response.

When you are touching the 30 mark and look backwards and those nice and young nubile girls......................................:D:D:D:D

You will think "damn, should have ridden as many as possible"(Even the FAT ONES)

So just fvcking do it!!!

So, I think my friend is in love with me

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