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Did the chicken cross the road?

  • 17-08-2010 11:41PM
    #1
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭


    Did it or did it not cross the road?:confused:


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  • #2
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Granma got run over by a reindeer


  • #3
    niamhallen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭niamhallen


    No. Chickens don't have access to roads.


  • #4
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You cam say there's no such thing as santa but as for me and grandpa we believe


  • #5
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,846 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Cluck off


  • #6
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Did the chicken not have wings and fly?


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  • #7
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    If it was a quantum chicken, it's exact position cannot be precisely determined.


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He did. Because the priest was chasing him.


  • #9
    Stroked Jammer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Stroked Jammer


    No, it got run over by a stroked jammer wha?


  • #10
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    I don't think Chickens understand the concept of roads.


  • #11
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I don't think roads understand the concept of chickens.


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  • #12
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I don't think concept understand the road of chickens.


  • #13
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I don't think/understand chickens/the road of concept.


  • #14
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I don't understand concept chickens think of road.


  • #15
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I understand concept, don't chickens think of road?


  • #16
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Eactly. Also chickens have dragon feet.


  • #17
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why did the chicken chicken the chicken?


  • #18
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because he wanted to!!! Now zip up, make like a tree and split!


  • #19
    onehorse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭onehorse


    The cock saved the chicken


  • #20
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Fago! wrote: »
    Because he wanted to!!! Now zip up, make like a tree and split!

    That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.


  • #21
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bahahahaha!

    Screen door on a battleship! ROFL!


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  • #22
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes.
    rten33l.jpg


  • #23
    HxGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 767 ✭✭✭HxGH


    No, it didn't make it alive


  • #24
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the other forum was down


  • #25
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    farm10.jpg


  • #26
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a duck?

    To get to the other side.


  • #27
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    ^ serious deja vu


  • #28
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    After Hours joke thief!


  • #29
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky wrote: »
    What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a duck?

    To get to the other side.
    Storminateacup wrote: »
    ^ serious deja vu
    Fago! wrote: »
    After Hours joke thief!

    </ disappointed in our leader </>


  • #30
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    129208324840634607.jpg


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  • #31
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    hey! Sarkys not The Leader :(


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