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Did the chicken cross the road?

  • 17-08-2010 11:41pm
    #1
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭


    Did it or did it not cross the road?:confused:


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  • #2
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Granma got run over by a reindeer


  • #3
    niamhallen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭niamhallen


    No. Chickens don't have access to roads.


  • #4
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You cam say there's no such thing as santa but as for me and grandpa we believe


  • #5
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Cluck off


  • #6
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Did the chicken not have wings and fly?


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  • #7
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    If it was a quantum chicken, it's exact position cannot be precisely determined.


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He did. Because the priest was chasing him.


  • #9
    Stroked Jammer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Stroked Jammer


    No, it got run over by a stroked jammer wha?


  • #10
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    I don't think Chickens understand the concept of roads.


  • #11
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I don't think roads understand the concept of chickens.


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  • #12
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I don't think concept understand the road of chickens.


  • #13
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I don't think/understand chickens/the road of concept.


  • #14
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I don't understand concept chickens think of road.


  • #15
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I understand concept, don't chickens think of road?


  • #16
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Eactly. Also chickens have dragon feet.


  • #17
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why did the chicken chicken the chicken?


  • #18
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because he wanted to!!! Now zip up, make like a tree and split!


  • #19
    onehorse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭onehorse


    The cock saved the chicken


  • #20
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Fago! wrote: »
    Because he wanted to!!! Now zip up, make like a tree and split!

    That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.


  • #21
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bahahahaha!

    Screen door on a battleship! ROFL!


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  • #22
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes.
    rten33l.jpg


  • #23
    HxGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 767 ✭✭✭HxGH


    No, it didn't make it alive


  • #24
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the other forum was down


  • #25
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    farm10.jpg


  • #26
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a duck?

    To get to the other side.


  • #27
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    ^ serious deja vu


  • #28
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    After Hours joke thief!


  • #29
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky wrote: »
    What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a duck?

    To get to the other side.
    Storminateacup wrote: »
    ^ serious deja vu
    Fago! wrote: »
    After Hours joke thief!

    </ disappointed in our leader </>


  • #30
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    129208324840634607.jpg


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  • #31
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    hey! Sarkys not The Leader :(


  • #32
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I just steal my jokes from Sickepedia. Maybe you should direct your ire at whoever it was on AH that isn't owning up to doing the same?

    And no, I'm not the Leader. The Leader is more than mere posters, more than even a whole forum. The Leader is, I dare say, more even than Boards.ie.

    But He's not quite on par with the o2 user support page.


  • #33
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I steal most of my jokes from Penguin bars.

    Generally they are completely innapropriate, especially at funerals.


  • #34
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    God, those Penguin bar jokes are amazing.


  • #35
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    God, those Penguin bar jokes are amazing.

    Three penguins walk into a bar..... they are promptly asked to leave.


  • #36
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    .


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  • #37
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    ,.


  • #38
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Back to the chicken ranch
    ~~~bird026.gif?t=1285531428~~~


  • #39
    Nailz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    Yes, Officer Barbrady had to learn to read sometime.


  • #40
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    I'd love to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without having it's motives questioned..


  • #41
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A-k2jOlW8w


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  • #42
    getz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    because he got egged on


  • #43
    Cranky Mc Funhouse
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 156 ✭✭Cranky Mc Funhouse


    My dog's name is Chomp.


  • #44
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    a code to organize code


  • #45
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Didn't people already come in here and do this thing with that thing and the other things.

    Or something

    Chickens road cross.


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