Your soundest teacher

Kells... · 24-09-2010 08:25PM #1

Mine is my old French teacher who was kinda camp and we all used to say "Sir are yo going The George tonight" and he would take you outside and say that was very inapropriate and I said look at a fella in my classes hair cause it was a white as snow and he'd laugh

ananas · 24-09-2010 08:32PM

TroutFisher wrote: »

Mine is my old French teacher who was kinda camp and we all used to say "Sir are yo going The George tonight" and he would take you outside and say that was very inapropriate and I said look at a fella in my classes hair cause it was a white as snow and he'd laugh

Wha?

MagicMarker · 24-09-2010 08:33PM

Moe, my art teacher.

Kells... · 24-09-2010 08:34PM

ananas wrote: »

Wha?

I know its confusing

ananas · 24-09-2010 08:34PM

I really don't get it. What do you mean?

Kells... · 24-09-2010 08:36PM

Ok my french teacher laughed at anything and tended to forget about stuff

Pyr0 · 24-09-2010 08:36PM

TroutFisher wrote: »

Ok my french teacher laughed at anything and tended to forget about stuff

cool story bro

johnn · 24-09-2010 08:37PM

TroutFisher wrote: »

Mine is my old French teacher who was kinda camp and we all used to say "Sir are yo going The George tonight" and he would take you outside and say that was very inapropriate and I said look at a fella in my classes hair cause it was a white as snow and he'd laugh

There is a reason for the saying "Private Joke"

Kells... · 24-09-2010 08:38PM

The thing was we knew he had a bird because he got a lift off her to school

Rebelheart · 24-09-2010 08:41PM

We had a great history teacher who, during Thatcher's régime, while teaching us about Hitler's macho shíte: "you know, like, they were a bunch of fairies, a bit like your wan Thatcher".

Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam dílis, Oscar! (you grumpy, yet hilarious, bastárd)

Rebelheart · 24-09-2010 08:42PM

Pyr0 wrote: »

cool story bro

shíte unoriginal line, sis.

johnn · 24-09-2010 08:45PM

TroutFisher wrote: »

The thing was we knew he had a bird because he got a lift off her to school

ah so you were saying he caught the gay as a gag!

Rebelheart · 24-09-2010 08:45PM

My religion teacher ran off with the priest who used to visit us every couple of weeks. It was all kept hush hush in those days. She left the school and moved off down the country. Move aside Ros na Rún!

Kells... · 24-09-2010 08:45PM

Exactly

Pyr0 · 24-09-2010 08:46PM

Rebelheart wrote: »

shíte unoriginal line, sis.

I was being serious

johnn · 24-09-2010 08:47PM

Pyr0 wrote: »

I was being serious

cool bro

_blank_ · 24-09-2010 08:51PM

French and English teacher called Whacker, legend he is.

Also, some kind of civics teacher, she was hot and danced with me at the debs.

And this other English teacher. Used to sit up on the desks with short skirts on, she's a barrister now.

Degsy · 24-09-2010 09:00PM

"Langer" Maher..a teacher with a colourful past that seemed to involve drinking to excess.
He was involved in dramatics and had an excellent range of regional accents which he would use to illustrate lessons but could be a violent bastard when the need arose.

Scarydoll · 24-09-2010 09:04PM

TroutFisher wrote: »

Mine is my old French teacher who was kinda camp and we all used to say "Sir are yo going The George tonight" and he would take you outside and say that was very inapropriate and I said look at a fella in my classes hair cause it was a white as snow and he'd laugh

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AAAAAAAHHH · 24-09-2010 09:10PM

TroutFisher wrote: »

The thing was we knew he had a bird because he got a lift off her to school

Can you please stop posting?

Kells... · 24-09-2010 09:10PM

What he asked me a question

citizen_p · 24-09-2010 09:13PM

metal work teacher was probly the soundest but he was to unstrict, late for class and thought he was "one of the lads", so we got little done

Asphyxia · 24-09-2010 09:43PM

Definitely my music teacher, he had to be the most down to Earth fella ever

Pherekydes · 24-09-2010 09:45PM

Mr Bell.

kylith · 24-09-2010 09:46PM

My French teacher used to stick up for me against other teachers.

Or my history teacher who loved Queen Elizabeth and would sing Ticky Tacky in class.

Or my German teacher; she used to let me eat my lunch in class.

Degsy · 24-09-2010 09:48PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

Mr Bell.

Known for his big dong?

johnn · 24-09-2010 10:01PM

Any more stories to share OP?

Zzippy · 24-09-2010 10:08PM

Degsy wrote: »

"Langer" Maher..a teacher with a colourful past that seemed to involve drinking to excess.
He was involved in dramatics and had an excellent range of regional accents which he would use to illustrate lessons but could be a violent bastard when the need arose.

I remember him

Geography teacher we had was pretty sound, picked me on the hurling team anyway so I got out of classes a lot. Then there was Bouncer, a 5 foot nothing French teacher with a drink problem, used to come back after a liquid lunch fairly steamed, he leaned against the wall one day but the wall was further away than he thought, bit like Del Boy in that episode of Only Fools and Horses

digme · 24-09-2010 10:09PM

We had a teacher in the college in cobh called Mr McCarthy he was some laugh,he'd always be asking you for sweets and he was always telling stories.
He thought me maths

IvySlayer · 24-09-2010 10:12PM

Bobby, my old history teacher. The endless legendary quotes. The stories he told.

Great laughs with him. Fun when we were good, but he was very strict when we needed it. He was the kind of teacher if he told the class to shut up, they would instantly.

He would ask random questions, and if we got them right you were awarded a polo, and if you gave a really good answer you were awarded a coloured polo! If your phone rang, he'd answer it. Some times if it was a really nice day he'd say feck off ye lot and go get some air.

I miss those days

Donkey Oaty · 24-09-2010 10:13PM

i had a brill english teacher who showed me how to punctuition and expess meself so i turned out much more better than i could of

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