Drunk 'punched date he thought was a burglar

Winty · 23-09-2010 08:46PM #1

A DRUNKEN romeo attacked a barmaid he’d taken home when he woke up and mistook her for a burglar.
Ian Campbell, 45, went home with a woman after a night’s boozing in Coventry.

When Campbell woke up to find the woman collecting her things he mistook her for an intruder and punched her six or seven times in the face before throwing her out.
He then went back to sleep, but when he woke up for the second time he realised something was wrong because his fist was sore.

“When he woke he realised what he had done and who he had done it too,” prosecutor Sarah Hammond said. “He wrote an apology letter

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2010/06/21/drunk-punched-date-he-thought-was-a-burglar-92746-26692077/

squod · 23-09-2010 08:48PM

Barmaid fisted after booze ordeal

DonJose · 23-09-2010 08:48PM

Did she make him breakfast?

23-09-2010 08:49PM

I'm amazed that website printed "who he had done it too". Some journalism/editing!

DonJose · 23-09-2010 08:52PM

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm amazed that website printed "who he had done it too". Some journalism/editing!

“When he woke he realised what he had done and who he had done it too,” prosecutor Sarah Hammond said. “He wrote an apology letter"

Yeah they should misquote that damn prosecutor.

23-09-2010 08:53PM

DonJose wrote: »

“When he woke he realised what he had done and who he had done it too,” prosecutor Sarah Hammond said. “He wrote an apology letter"

Yeah they should misquote that damn prosecutor.

Well if she said it, it's not that difficult to write down the correct transcription or stick in a [sic]?

Anyway, meh at the story.

galwayrush · 23-09-2010 08:59PM

:pac:Slapper punched..........:pac:

OutlawPete · 23-09-2010 09:03PM

Sounds like he went too far with the rough sex and when she clearly didn't like it, he just said:

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were a burglar".

Genius.

Juwwi · 23-09-2010 09:05PM

Sure it was her fault he got that drunk it the first place.

Star Bingo · 23-09-2010 09:05PM

he laid her.. out!!

Rockn · 23-09-2010 09:14PM

That's brilliant. "Uh I'm so hungover. Wonder what I got up to last night. HOLY CRAP! THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY BED!" *Whack*

Sea Sharp · 23-09-2010 09:15PM

The perfect crime.......

Banji · 23-09-2010 09:40PM

Winty wrote: »

A DRUNKEN romeo attacked a barmaid he’d taken home when he woke up and mistook her for a burglar.
Ian Campbell, 45, went home with a woman after a night’s boozing in Coventry.

When Campbell woke up to find the woman collecting her things he mistook her for an intruder and punched her six or seven times in the face before throwing her out.
He then went back to sleep, but when he woke up for the second time he realised something was wrong because his fist was sore.

“When he woke he realised what he had done and who he had done it too,” prosecutor Sarah Hammond said. “He wrote an apology letter

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2010/06/21/drunk-punched-date-he-thought-was-a-burglar-92746-26692077/

Wow, her face must be sore

King Mallie · 23-09-2010 09:46PM

What a plonker !!!!!!!!!!!

Might give it a try at the weekend.:rolleyes:

SugarHigh · 23-09-2010 10:01PM

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm amazed that website printed "who he had done it too". Some journalism/editing!

I'm amazed that you never get bored of correcting bad grammar because it seems to make up at least 75% of your posts.

Drunk 'punched date he thought was a burglar

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