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Poor old Suzie

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    jokettle
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    I tried really hard not to laugh. I did! But it just reminded me of that scene in Kickass....:o


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    Cookie_Monster
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    9 weeks for killing a hamster?
    sure you barely get that here for murder these days, rabble rabble rabble


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    starbelgrade
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    Does cooked hamster taste like ham?


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    mikom
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    Showing my age here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAVp60X_p0


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    A postmortem examination showed the animal had been exposed to microwave radiation.

    they gave it a post mortem... jaysus... an off day in Hartlepool was it?


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    OutlawPete
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    Bet you his fellow inmates call him Freddie.


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    Degsy
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    Dravokivich wrote: »
    they gave it a post mortem... jaysus... an off day in Hartlepool was it?

    It was clear the hamster died in agony

    Wonder what its last words were.


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    mikom
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    Degsy wrote: »
    Wonder what its last words were.

    Probably....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40


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    starbelgrade
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    I don't see what the big deal is... a hamster is just a glorified rat in my books.


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    W.Shakes-Beer
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    And to think the scum in finglas who blew a dogs jaw off are walking free. :(


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    Degsy
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    Whats brown and taps on a window?


    Suzie the revolving hamster!


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    jumpymunky
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    What a sick depraved f*cker.


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    hybridmouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭hybridmouse


    They say the hamster would have died in agony, that's such a disgusting thing to do to any living creature :mad:


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    Buford T Justice
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    Excellent use of tax payers money there. Post mortem on a rat eh?


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    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    It would have cooked unevenly from the inside out! :(


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    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    In america wouldn't he have to under go physcological testing, This is one of the signs of a serial killer is it not?


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    Degsy
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    SadieSue wrote: »
    It would have cooked unevenly from the inside out! :(

    Thats a fallacy.


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    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Degsy wrote: »
    Whats brown and taps on a window?


    Suzie the revolving hamster!

    LOL

    Not in the best of *taste but I did laugh, well done.

    *microwaved hamster taste


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    Degsy
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    allanb49 wrote: »
    In america wouldn't he have to under go physcological testing, This is one of the signs of a serial killer is it not?


    Yeah,yeah..what about all the people who boil lobsters alive?

    Should they be locked up too?

    He killed a feckin hamster..so what?


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    starbelgrade
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    allanb49 wrote: »
    In america wouldn't he have to under go physcological testing, This is one of the signs of a serial killer is it not?

    Depends on how many hamsters he kills. Could be just a one off.


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    JONJO THE MISER
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    What was he drinking? Carlsberg?


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    Degsy
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Depends on how many hamsters he kills. Could be just a one off.

    If he starts on the Shredded Wheat he is definatly on his way to becoming a Cereal Killer





    Gets coat


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    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    What was he drinking? Carlsberg?

    He was still buzzing from a recent trip to hAmsterdam.


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    Notorious97
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Notorious97


    Degsy wrote: »
    Whats brown and taps on a window?


    Suzie the revolving hamster!

    :pac::pac:


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    starbelgrade
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    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    What was he drinking? Carlsberg?

    Probably.


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    PeterIanStaker
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    hopefully this guy comes outta jail walking like a saddlesore cowboy.


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    bonerm
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    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    hopefully this guy comes outta jail walking like a saddlesore cowboy.

    Why? Do they have a rodeo machine in there too? Lucky bastards get everything! :mad:


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    Rockn
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    Reminds me of the time I took some unborn baby chickens from their mother and boiled them up in pot of water. Yeah I'm a sick bastard.


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    anniehoo
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I don't see what the big deal is... a hamster is just a glorified rat in my books.
    Would you be saying the same if it was a little yorkshire terrier puppy?Not that much bigger tbh. It was their pet ffs and it was microwaved :mad: for absolutely no other reason than he was pissed and angry.

    /roll on the "we kill animals for meat" blah blah argument. A line has to be drawn somewhere, especially if its someones bloody pet.


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    bowsie010
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    I don't see how this is funny.Poor hamster :(


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