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"The Origin of Specious Nonsense"

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    #872
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    robindch wrote: »
    If we didn't have our little collection of hootin', tootin', batshit-crazy, fundamentalist christian(*) creationists, then we wouldn't have had this thread which shows, so clearly, the witless nadir to which religion leads the uncomplicated and the uninformed. And which, by implication, really does help justify the existence of the forum.

    Humble thanks to our friends and colleagues in the christian religion for doing so much for so long to sustain so many on such a lack of evidence!

    (*) and their colleagues from the other religions too, of course!
    ... lighten up Robin ... and join in the fun!!!

    ... you're starting to sound like a dour Puitanical Atheist !!!:eek:


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    #873
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    PDN wrote: »
    I've often thought this forum deserved its very own Creationism thread. Congratulations to Robin and Dades.
    Stop 'stirring the guano' ... PDN ...
    ... you know very well that this is an Evolutionist Thread ... its called 'The Origin of Specious Nonesense' ... and it on the A & A ... after all!!;)


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    #874
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    J C wrote: »
    ... lighten up Robin ... and join in the fun!
    I'm enjoying myself hugely -- thanks for worrying :)


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    #875
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    J C wrote: »
    A new evolutionary tactic ... keep asking what kind of evidence people will accept for Evolution ... while studiously avoiding providing any evidence for Evolution

    ... of course, the reason for all of this 'pussyfooting' is because they have no evidence for Evolution.

    Noooooooooooooooo mon petit paranoid one!
    You regularly request evidence but have the proviso that it must concur with your magic book and not be provided by the nasty scientists who hide under your bed plotting your demise.
    All I am asking is, since these stipulations are difficult for those of us without religiously befuddled reasoning powers, is there any other form of evidence we can use.


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    #876
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Malty_T wrote: »
    Oooh Ooooh Mod Wrestling.:D
    ... is that the same as Mud Wrestling?:confused:


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    #877
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    robindch wrote: »
    Actually we really love each other :)
    OMG ... it is Mud Wrestling!!!!:eek:


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    #878
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Noooooooooooooooo mon petit paranoid one!.
    I just love it ... when you talk 'dirty'!!!:)


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    #879
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    robindch wrote: »
    I'm enjoying myself hugely -- thanks for worrying :)
    Its sinful ... if you're enjoying yourself ... at least that's what an Atheist once told me!!!:eek:


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    #880
    Dougla2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Dougla2


    J C wrote: »
    Its sinful ... if you're enjoying yourself ... at least that's what an Atheist once told me!!!:eek:
    atheists don't have sins


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    #881
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    sponsoredwalk wrote: »
    gandg.jpg

    Malty_T
    Who's the rabbi?:pac:

    OK ... what I want to know then, is who's 'The Darwin' ... is it the dark hairy guy on the extreme right???!:D


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    #882
    Dougla2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Dougla2


    you almost did a quad post, do you know how to edit or are you that ignorant?


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    #883
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Dougla2 wrote: »
    atheists don't have sins
    ... some of them can be pretty puritanical ... and judgemental ... nontheless!!!!:)


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    #884
    mohawk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,781 ✭✭✭mohawk


    Malty_T wrote: »
    *Know's what's coming next and is 1 millimetre away from unsubscribing to this thread*

    The Fall???


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    #885
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    bluewolf wrote: »
    That girl isnt meant to be one of the skimpy clothing ones is she? :confused:
    That's a normal tshirt and jeans
    (from what I can very quickly glance while in work...)
    Robin ... I think you are in trouble here!!!


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    #886
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    mohawk wrote: »
    I take it JC you don't know much about women!! Have you ever met one?
    ... yes ... and she LOVES ME!!!:cool:


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    #887
    King Mob
    Registered Users Posts: 25,229 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    J C wrote: »
    ... yes ... and she LOVES ME!!!:cool:

    Your mother doesn't count dude.


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    #888
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    J C wrote: »
    ... yes ... and she LOVES ME!!!:cool:

    Has she met you?


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    #889
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Has she met you?
    Yes ... and we 'know' each other (in the Biblical sense of the word)!!!:D


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    #890
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Malty_T wrote: »
    *Know's what's coming next and is 1 millimetre away from unsubscribing to this thread*
    You just know you are not going to unsubscribe!!!:)


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    #891
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Dougla2 wrote: »
    are you that ignorant?
    I know it's difficult, but please play nice :)


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    #892
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    sponsoredwalk wrote: »
    After fastidiously examining the woman's t-shirt, for research purposes, I have finally concluded the message she has written on her is:

    "How evolution made monkeys out of man".

    I'm still unsure if it's "monkeys" or "monkey's", I'm sure someone else will
    present their findings regarding this matter soon enough as we explore
    real-live examples of the scientific method in action :cool:
    Good call !!!:)

    Don't 'strain' your eyes too much ... I hear that it is bad for your eyesight!!!


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    #893
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    J C wrote: »
    is the Darwin the dark, hairy, guy on the extreme right?
    No, the "guy" on the right is actually a human male dressed up in a cheap gorilla suit.

    FYI, here's what Darwin looked like:

    397px-Charles_Darwin_by_G._Richmond.jpg


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    #894
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    robindch wrote: »
    No, the "guy" on the right is actually a human male dressed up in a cheap gorilla suit.

    FYI, here's what Darwin looked like:

    397px-Charles_Darwin_by_G._Richmond.jpg

    I assumed he meant Mr may. Whoops. My bad!


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    #895
    Dougla2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Dougla2


    robindch wrote: »
    I know it's difficult, but please play nice :)
    sorry I didn't mean its as an insult actually that's a lie , sorry


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    #896
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I assumed he meant Mr may. Whoops. My bad!
    Darwin looks like May ... they could be brothers!!!

    ... and they wrote books with remarkably similar titles !!!:)


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    #897
    equivariant
    Registered Users Posts: 966 ✭✭✭equivariant


    J C wrote: »
    ... yes ... and she LOVES ME!!!:cool:

    Does she love you as much or as little as the sky fairy does?


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    #898
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    We may as well get something out of this thread, so I suggest everyone go and watch 'The Fall', because its bloody good!! (Plus Darwin is in it:), but not really)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Saeavj0b37Y


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    #899
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    equivariant wrote: »
    Does she love you as much or as little as
    the sky fairy
    God does?
    They are two different types of love ... Human and Divine ... but I luckily have both.


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    #900
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    I'm sick of this, I'm sinking down to the creationists level

    If god created us 6000 years ago:
    • Why do we have wisdom teeth?
    Wisdom teeth are an example of vestigial structures, these are
    "organs" of an animal that have no apparent purpose having lost
    their primary function due to evolutionary adaptation. J C    , vestigial
    structures make no sense whatsoever without evolution & act as
    corroborating evidence for the theory. Intelligent design cannot
    explain the wings of an emu, the human tailbone, the appendix,
    ear muscles, useless human body hair, useless muscles, the
    od characteristic of the remnants of whiskers being found on
    cadavers etc..., here is a nice list that gives more
    examples and better/more-detailed explanations.
    Note: None of these point to "intelligence", even your terrible answer
    "not-so-good-after-the-fall" is an example of "intelligence",
    quite the opposite.
    • Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
    Serious design flaw by a designer, smart adaptation by an
    unconscious yet directed process of evolution.
    • Why do we have an appendix?
    Refer to the links in the vestigial structures.
    • Why do so many people have heart attacks?
    evolution of heart disease protection.
    • Why can't he design a hip? Every old person needs their hip done.
    Apparently humans can design this but an "inteGlligentodesigDner" forgot :rolleyes:
    • Why did he give us a coccyx?
    Refer to the links in the vestigial structures.

    The rest follow similar logic, basically I'd like to see J C explain all of these
    things away first...
    .


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    #901
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    J C wrote: »
    Good call !!!:)

    Don't 'squint' your eyes too much ... I hear that it is bad for your eyesight!!!

    Just a myth ;) Like a few other things in this thread :pac:
    Your response: Yeah, Evolution!!!!!!!!


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