Does Ireland have any Nuclear missiles? And how many fighter jets do we have left?

RobitTV · 18-09-2010 05:00PM #1

just wondering Does ireland have any nuclear missiles?? and how many fighter jets do we have ive heard we have 3 but two are broking i think?

laugh · 18-09-2010 05:01PM

RobitTV wrote: »

just wondering Does ireland have any nuclear missiles?? and how many fighter jets do we have ive heard we have 3 but two are broking i think?

Are you having a laugh?

Liber8or · 18-09-2010 05:02PM

Epic thread. Potential rising...

Agent J · 18-09-2010 05:03PM

The sheer horror of even thinking of this government with nuclear launch capabilty.

bonerm · 18-09-2010 05:04PM

We've no nuclear missiles. Just nuclear subs.

Berty · 18-09-2010 05:04PM

We cannot even build an incinerator because of a bunch of old women living nearby and you think we have fighter jets and nuclear missiles.

OMFG!

Agricola · 18-09-2010 05:05PM

haha!

Superbus · 18-09-2010 05:05PM

Shhhhh... it's a secret.

North Korea won't know what's hit 'em.

ILA · 18-09-2010 05:05PM

No nukes
No jets anymore

We used to have a few Fouga Magisters that were bought from the French but they were sold on again and now we have a few propeller driven, missile equipped PC-9s.

jester77 · 18-09-2010 05:06PM

Just a nuclear government that are on the brink of blowing up the whole country

themadchef · 18-09-2010 05:07PM

We make tea, not war.

dlofnep · 18-09-2010 05:08PM

We have a rubber dinghy for a navy, a few lads armed with hurleys for our military, a Cessna 2 seater aeroplane from the 60's for our air defence and you're asking if you have nuclear weapons?

Are you having a laugh?

The Faroe Islands could invade us tomorrow - That's how shíte our defence is.

Riddle101 · 18-09-2010 05:08PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I seriously doubt Ireland has nuclear weapons. It would take a lot of money and resources to do such a thing, which we don't have.

El Horseboxo · 18-09-2010 05:08PM

Nah we only have old non transparent missiles.

cherryghost · 18-09-2010 05:09PM

We have 10 choppers
A trained melee dog
An inflatable boat
And 3 handguns

We're totally ready for the US invasion

MarcusFenix · 18-09-2010 05:10PM

....ha:D:pac::pac:

Mint Sauce · 18-09-2010 05:11PM

no, dont get it, whats the punch line again?

PeterIanStaker · 18-09-2010 05:13PM

The only nuclear things we have are the farts that came out of Cowen the morning after the shindig in Galway.

krudler · 18-09-2010 05:18PM

Our police force have sticks and harsh language to keep criminals at bay, and you think we have nuclear warheads?

squod · 18-09-2010 05:20PM

what with Shannon full of american troops and the Irish sea filled with Brittish submarines we've no room left.

Local-womanizer · 18-09-2010 05:22PM

krudler wrote: »

Our police force have sticks and harsh language to keep criminals at bay

as well as the ERU and the RSU who are armed........

krudler · 18-09-2010 05:28PM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

as well as the ERU and the RSU who are armed........

Yeah but they're not regular police, they're super police

Son Of A Vidic · 18-09-2010 05:28PM

OP seriously! Where have you been all this time? We haven't got one plane capable of breaking the sound barrier. No nuclear weapons I'm afraid, but give me a scatter of Guinness and a nice curry and I can go 'nuclear' with devastating effect.