Catholic church

TheDuderino · 16-09-2010 01:41PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Ive reported the lot of you.

I mean i ask a question about a corned beef sandwich & everyone starts talking about ham, why does ham always get preference? Ham this ham that.:rolleyes:

Give corned beef a chance. Not the crap you get in a tin, get the fresh stuff from the butcher, throw it in between some decent bread, slice of extra mature cheddar. Mug-a-tae. Drokking delicious.

Just try it & let me know how you get on. Go on. Run.:mad:

What about Spam then??

("Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;")

kfallon · 16-09-2010 01:42PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Ive reported the lot of you.

I mean i ask a question about a corned beef sandwich & everyone starts talking about ham, why does ham always get preference? Ham this ham that.:rolleyes:

Give corned beef a chance. Not the crap you get in a tin, get the fresh stuff from the butcher, throw it in between some decent bread, slice of extra mature cheddar. Mug-a-tae. Drokking delicious.

Just try it & let me know how you get on. Go on. Run.:mad:

Corned beef and cabbage with a load of spuds for dinner, ya can't bate it

NothingMan · 16-09-2010 01:42PM

I wanna go home and sleep. I popped into the Mudders for lunch and now I stink of smoke, and I didn't even get fed!!! Time was there would o been a fridge full of corned beef from Wilsons and a batch loaf to stick it between!

As the great mr Dylan once said "da dimes dey a a shanchin".

Biggins · 16-09-2010 01:43PM

faceman wrote: »

What does disbanded mean? Is then what happens when Bono launches a solo career?

ooh, who hates Bono?

Don't hate him but by god he comes out wearing some ugly-ass, glasses sometimes.
I see him and I'm like "WHAT THE FCUK!!!"

Guess money really can't buy taste.

vangoz · 16-09-2010 01:43PM

The PTA sure hasnt, so why should they?

bonerm · 16-09-2010 01:44PM

So is the Pope a catholic?

Kasabian · 16-09-2010 01:44PM

* head explodes

kfallon · 16-09-2010 01:46PM

bonerm wrote: »

So is the Pope a catholic?

Not sure but bears defo shiit in the woods!

Biggins · 16-09-2010 01:47PM

kfallon wrote: »

Not sure but bears defo shiit in the woods!

*cough*

The Arctic!

Prof.Badass · 16-09-2010 01:48PM

Why stop at the catholic church?
All irrationalist institutions should be disbanded imo.

The only religion i'd even consider half cool is one where instead of being blessed each piece of communion has a drop of lsd solution put into it :cool:.

Fratton Fred · 16-09-2010 01:53PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Anyone like cornbeef sandwiches?

lovely with Branston pickle.

I love Corned Beef hash as well.

TheDuderino · 16-09-2010 01:53PM

kfallon wrote: »

Not sure but bears defo shiit in the woods!

Explains why Tiger's golf game has gone to helll

fonecrusher1 · 16-09-2010 01:53PM

TheDuderino wrote: »

What about Spam then??

("Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;")

Nice spam double entendre.

Spam is compressed reconnective tissue, skin, stomach lining & entrails. There is very little actual meat in spam. Similar to a very low grade pork sausage. Its gunk. Its fcuking disgusting.

You know when you order a pizza from 4 star or dominos, never ask for ham, they use a spam-like meat which just about falls within the definition of 'ham'.;) Ask for bacon. Bacon is bacon.

Corned beef actually contains beef.

Spam is called spam because its basically offal. Offal: the sh!te that ends up on the slaughterhouse floor after all the meat has been seperated from an animal carcass.

Busi_Girl08 · 16-09-2010 01:57PM

Dawkins thinks the Church is going to crack any minute. Purple monkey dishwasher.

TheDuderino · 16-09-2010 02:00PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Nice spam double entendre.

Spam is compressed reconnective tissue, skin, stomach lining & entrails. There is very little actual meat in spam. Similar to a very low grade pork sausage. Its gunk. Its fcuking disgusting.

You know when you order a pizza from 4 star or dominos, never ask for ham, they use a spam-like meat which just about falls within the definition of 'ham'.;) Ask for bacon. Bacon is bacon.

Corned beef actually contains beef.

Spam is called spam because its basically offal. Offal: the sh!te that ends up on the slaughterhouse floor after all the meat has been seperated from an animal carcass.

Hmmmm ya learn something new everyday!

Then again, why should offal be frowned upon? Hagis is groovy.
Also got a few italian recipes for cooking lungs... havent tried but, they are prob nice. Perhaps a meat version of a soufflé.

Speaking of double entendres....
A woman goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
so the barman gave her one.

Cookie_Monster · 16-09-2010 02:00PM

you really should ask the catholic forum about it, they have more interest for sure

LenaClaire · 16-09-2010 02:04PM

I like bacon.

fonecrusher1 · 16-09-2010 02:04PM

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Dawkins thinks the Church is going to crack any minute. Purple monkey dishwasher.

Please stay on topic.

We're discussing cold meat sandwiches are we not people?:rolleyes:

RockinRolla · 16-09-2010 02:06PM

Every religious order in the world should be disbanded.

/thread.

Dravokivich · 16-09-2010 02:07PM

jujibee wrote: »

I like bacon.

I'm eating Bacon.

NothingMan · 16-09-2010 02:16PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

You know when you order a pizza from 4 star or dominos, never ask for ham, they use a spam-like meat which just about falls within the definition of 'ham'.;) Ask for bacon. Bacon is bacon.

But it tatses good so does it matter? What is matter? Does it matter?

Although I would generally get ham, pepperoni and double smoky bacon on my dominos pizza. The soggier the box the better (now that's a double entendre!).

sensibleken · 16-09-2010 02:20PM

Im vegitarian so my only experience of cold meat sandwiches is fúcking a snowmans wife

fonecrusher1 · 16-09-2010 02:30PM

NothingMan wrote: »

But it tatses good so does it matter? What is matter? Does it matter?

Although I would generally get ham, pepperoni and double smoky bacon on my dominos pizza. The soggier the box the better (now that's a double entendre!).

Ultimately if you like the taste of it then it doesn't matter what i say. Fair enough.

I just think people should be aware of what it is they are eating. That sh!t you get on pizza's when you order ham is cheap processed goo, not meat off a ham like you see behind the counter in a butchers or dennys ham like you get in tescos. Big difference.

Also regular burgers you get in chippers......cheapest godforsaken garbage know to man. Only to be consumed after 10 pints of beer.

But hey, if you like it. Munch on.:pac::pac::pac:

NothingMan · 16-09-2010 02:32PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Also regular burgers you get in chippers......cheapest godforsaken garbage know to man. Only to be consumed after 10 pints of beer.

After 10 pints I'm all about kebabs. At least they only put 100% lamb fillet in there...

fonecrusher1 · 16-09-2010 02:34PM

sensibleken wrote: »

Im vegitarian so my only experience of cold meat sandwiches is fúcking a snowmans wife

Obviously you've only recently become vegetarian???

sensibleken · 16-09-2010 02:36PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Obviously you've only recently become vegetarian???

no just dyslexic as fúck. now that I've answered your first question what were the other two??

Lone Stone · 16-09-2010 02:42PM

We should all shun the church so when ever a priest walks down a street everyone in the vicinity must turn to the priest and repeatedly say shunn SHUNNNnnn yeahh that'l show em fact

fonecrusher1 · 16-09-2010 02:42PM

NothingMan wrote: »

After 10 pints I'm all about kebabs. At least they only put 100% lamb fillet in there...

Ah lamb kebab, good choice. Lamb is lamb. Safe as houses.

I once got a beef kebab from a local place that does kebabs. The 'beef' was basically strips of low grade burger meat that looked a bit like strips of real beef.

Sneaky fcukers drowned it in cocktail sauce to disguise their treacherous subterfuge.

NothingMan · 16-09-2010 02:44PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Ah lamb kebab, good choice. Lamb is lamb. Safe as houses.

What kind of houses? Cos i've got 2 little piggies that would refute your idiom!

tim_holsters · 16-09-2010 02:49PM

Denzil2222 wrote: »

Is it just me that thinks it should be disbanded ?

No, but they should start again from scratch.

Catholic church

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