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snyper wrote: »

Anyone notice that Stephen Hawking can hold his breath and talk at the same time...

well one thing i noticed about him is that i can never tell where is actually from because of his accent

* stolen from somewhere

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,
so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the
register.
She asked, 'What size condoms?'

The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers.

He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers.

He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of
medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'

A few customers back was SlasherMcGurk. He thought what he had seen
was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till
he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.

She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up
The Intercom and said...








'Mop and bucket, Till 5'