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The Big TOM SELLECK Appreciation Thread

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  • #32
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'm not quite sure if I should be wearing pants or not!


  • #33
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Do your pants have a Tom Selleck moustache on them?

    If not, cast them aside like a red headed step-child!


  • #34
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    But keep your undies on or you'll catch cold.:)


  • #35
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    I met Tom Selleck a few years ago - very nice bloke. :)


  • #36
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Can I rub off you?


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  • #37
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Untitled_32.jpg*

    *Illustration for illustrative purpoises only.
    Actual results may vary.
    Names have been disemvoweled to protect identities.
    Moustaches have been drawn to scale.
    If you have any concerns about issues raised in this picture, please contact our confidiential chat-line at 555-SOMTELLECK.


  • #38
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    If Tom Selleck and Chuck Norris were to meet by chance, would the universe implode due to sheer awesomeness??


  • #39
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    silvervixen84 wrote: »
    If Tom Selleck and Chuck Norris were to meet by chance, would the universe implode due to sheer awesomeness??

    Only, and only if, they were introduced to eachother by Mr. T.


  • #40
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    My lovely Tom, running through the field
    Where are you going, with your moustache blowing in the wind?

    I want to shower you with Hawaiian shirts, and ride your Ferrari
    Polish your shoes every single day, and bring you to visit Higgins


  • #41
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tom has aids!

    Not the disease, but as in "helpers"


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  • #42
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    IMPOSTOR!

    127452.jpg


  • #43
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why is his hand so far down his pants? Combined with the tache he looks like a rapist.


  • #44
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Well he fooled me for a second (only one). Rapists usually have their hands down other people's pants!


  • #45
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Had a dream about Tom. It was wonderful! Jealous?


  • #46
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No.

    I dream about Tom, like, ALL the time, and he, like, dreams about me ALL the time because I am so flipping awesome.


  • #47
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    cleveland-brown_pictureboxart_160w_bigger.jpgdoes he still have a mustache?

    http://twitter.com/ClevelandHumor


  • #48
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Yes. He has. He certainly has.


  • #49
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    He's cool - bought me pints. :)


  • #50
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    He is a sexy god!!!


  • #51
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    his mustache will live forever:) *swoons*


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  • #52
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    And whats in it will too!!!


  • #53
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    eep! :eek: swoons again.:p


  • #54
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    This is my genetic experiment gone wrong. I tried to combine the twin powers of the Sellek and the Sarky and ended up with "Damo Sarkellek"

    attachment.php?attachmentid=131690&stc=1&d=1287595843


  • #55
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    dsc_0206.jpg


  • #56
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Tom Selleck's a cnut. I PISS ON HIS BALLS! :mad:


  • #57
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Had an argument with a girl friend tonight about the attractiveness of mustaches. She says they are not sexy, I say they damn well are.

    I say the words Tom Selleck, she stops the argument and admits defeat.


  • #58
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Princess your friend will never have any selleck based doubts again! She may also be pregnant for hearing his name aloud.


  • #59
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Ya


  • #60
    Daragh184
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭Daragh184


    **** Burt Reynolds. . . . . . . . I've Tom Selleck outside

    tom-selleck1.jpg


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  • #61
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    **** your lambo, Tom Selleck has a horse outside!
    tom_selleck_on_horse_xlarge.jpeg


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