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The Big TOM SELLECK Appreciation Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'm not quite sure if I should be wearing pants or not!


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Do your pants have a Tom Selleck moustache on them?

    If not, cast them aside like a red headed step-child!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    But keep your undies on or you'll catch cold.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    I met Tom Selleck a few years ago - very nice bloke. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Can I rub off you?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


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    *Illustration for illustrative purpoises only.
    Actual results may vary.
    Names have been disemvoweled to protect identities.
    Moustaches have been drawn to scale.
    If you have any concerns about issues raised in this picture, please contact our confidiential chat-line at 555-SOMTELLECK.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    If Tom Selleck and Chuck Norris were to meet by chance, would the universe implode due to sheer awesomeness??


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    If Tom Selleck and Chuck Norris were to meet by chance, would the universe implode due to sheer awesomeness??

    Only, and only if, they were introduced to eachother by Mr. T.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    My lovely Tom, running through the field
    Where are you going, with your moustache blowing in the wind?

    I want to shower you with Hawaiian shirts, and ride your Ferrari
    Polish your shoes every single day, and bring you to visit Higgins


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tom has aids!

    Not the disease, but as in "helpers"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    IMPOSTOR!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why is his hand so far down his pants? Combined with the tache he looks like a rapist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Well he fooled me for a second (only one). Rapists usually have their hands down other people's pants!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Had a dream about Tom. It was wonderful! Jealous?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No.

    I dream about Tom, like, ALL the time, and he, like, dreams about me ALL the time because I am so flipping awesome.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    cleveland-brown_pictureboxart_160w_bigger.jpgdoes he still have a mustache?

    http://twitter.com/ClevelandHumor


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Yes. He has. He certainly has.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    He's cool - bought me pints. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    He is a sexy god!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    his mustache will live forever:) *swoons*


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    And whats in it will too!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    eep! :eek: swoons again.:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    This is my genetic experiment gone wrong. I tried to combine the twin powers of the Sellek and the Sarky and ended up with "Damo Sarkellek"

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Tom Selleck's a cnut. I PISS ON HIS BALLS! :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Had an argument with a girl friend tonight about the attractiveness of mustaches. She says they are not sexy, I say they damn well are.

    I say the words Tom Selleck, she stops the argument and admits defeat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Princess your friend will never have any selleck based doubts again! She may also be pregnant for hearing his name aloud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭Daragh184


    **** Burt Reynolds. . . . . . . . I've Tom Selleck outside

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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    **** your lambo, Tom Selleck has a horse outside!
    tom_selleck_on_horse_xlarge.jpeg


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