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Berlo strikes again....

  • 13-09-2010 08:59PM
    #1
    Nodin
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    The former cruise ship entertainer told a joke in which Adolf Hitler is begged by his supporters to return to power after they discover he is still alive. After resisting, Hitler says: "I'll come back, but on one condition ... next time I'm going to be evil."
    Turning his attention to the economy, Berlusconi jokingly advised young Italians to marry into money, adding: "I have a daughter who is free to marry."
    Now separated from his wife following the scandal over his friendship with the teenage model Noemi Letizia, Berlusconi said he was also an eligible candidate for four reasons: "I am friendly, I have money, legend has it I know how to do 'it', and lastly because girls think: 'He's old and rich, he will die soon and I will inherit everything.'"
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/sep/13/silvio-berlusconi-hitler-joke

    He was on a roll there, really....


Comments

  • #2
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Lol, what a legend.


  • #3
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    ...what poor bastard has to do his PR ye'd wonder....

    Probably good lookin though.


  • #4
    Mister men
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭Mister men


    He's a fool but he's better than Cowen.


  • #5
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    I love how he's still in power.


  • #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I read that wrong as Bertie strikes again.....................phew..........


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  • #7
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Mister men wrote: »
    He's a fool but he's better than Cowen.
    Ahh.. Cowen..
    The best thing Cowen ever gave us was 'Cowengate'.
    Priceless. Although the real credit goes to whichever paper printed that, it originated from Cowen.


  • #8
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    What a legend


  • #9
    FreudianSlippers
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    Johro wrote: »
    Ahh.. Cowen..
    The best thing Cowen ever gave us was 'Cowengate'.
    Priceless. Although the real credit goes to whichever paper printed that, it originated from Cowen.
    I just cannot stand looking at that man's hideously ugly face.

    He's like a pasty Jabba the Hut


  • #10
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    OisinT wrote: »
    I just cannot stand looking at that man's hideously ugly face.

    He's like a pasty Jabba the Hut
    Yeah I heard that when his mam used to collect him from school, and he was yappin away while she was driving she used to pick him up, lick his lips, and stick him to the window.


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