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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    allanb49 wrote: »
    using the brass lamp i píss on it to create a circuit that lights up a hidden passage to the west.

    A genie appears out of the lamp he is wet and annoyed. He kills you and rapes your still warm copse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    How the hell is this top trumps?
    Everyone is just posting their statistics...............

    But everyone who has posted their stats has had one that was higher then the last person and thats how you win in top trumps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    Doc wrote: »
    A genie appears out of the lamp he is wet and annoyed. He kills you and rapes your still warm copse.

    Why does that always happen - last words, dies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    allanb49 wrote: »
    Why does that always happen - last words, dies

    :D




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    allanb49 wrote: »
    Why does that always happen - last words, dies

    A Genie appears out of the lamp, he is wet and annoyed. He rapes your still warm corpse.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    A Genie appears out of the lamp, he is wet and annoyed. He rapes your still warm corpse.

    You then turn into a zombie and consume the genie's brain before wandering off into the city to consume more brains while being pregnant with a genie-zombie hybrid...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You are in a forest.
    There are exits to the North and South.
    There is a brass lamp here.

    What now.......

    Those were the best games of all. Castle of Adventure on the Wang. You're all too young to remember it. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Those were the best games of all. Castle of Adventure on the Wang. You're all too young to remember it. :(

    Don't remember COA but I had one of those type of game the C64 when I was small.

    http://www.mobygames.com/game/c64/spider-man/screenshots

    I didn't really enjoy it but I persevered because it was a present. Spider-man and adventure game don't mix! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Total Posts: 9,208
    Posts Per Day: 6.01

    Thanked 6,115 Times in 1,750 Posts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Who needs a thanks button when you've got this thread eh? :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn



    # Total Posts: 40,072
    # Posts Per Day: 13.40
    Thanked 16,433 Times in 7,066 Posts
    join date Join Date: 07-07-2002
    Mod = Yes! Beer Guts & Receding Hairlines, Dark & Deviant, Paganism, Parenting +3 subforums (TTC, pregant, newbords & toddlers) , Personal Issues + 2 subforum( RI and breavement), PI Mods, Sex & Sexuality

    Thread pwned, what do I win :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Total Posts: 892
    Posts Per Day: 2.26
    Thanks: 1388
    Join Date: 14/08/2009
    Moderator: No :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭ch750536


    I'll put down a

    'M.T. Cranium' card

    Thanked 7,061 Times in 1,051 Posts

    Is that one of those cards that can't be beaten if it's your turn?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    18084 posts total.
    11.87 posts per day.
    thanks: 16,850.
    Yeah that's right.
    That's no misprint. 16850.
    Referrals, 3.
    Join date 12-07-2006.
    Mod: **** yeah son.
    After hours. cool vids and visible panty lines, Ranting and mamafudging raving and the thunderdome.
    I win.
    Thread over.
    Did I mention I have 16850 thanks?
    /fap fap fap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Hey folks, how many thanks do you reckon Dr B has?

    Must be at least 80 or so?

    What do you reckon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Total Posts: 7782
    Posts Per Day: 6.12
    Thanks: 4354
    Join Date: 21-03-2007
    Moderator: Are you kidding me? Haha I haven't been banned enough to be a Mod! :D
    Special Abilities: Rumour gatherer, Pretending to be a 13 year old girl.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Hey folks, how many thanks do you reckon Dr B has?

    Must be at least 80 or so?

    What do you reckon?

    At a push...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Total Posts: 684
    Posts Per Day: 0.82
    Thanks: 1425
    Join Date: 03-06-2008
    Mod: No


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Total posts: 4065
    Posts per day: 13.79
    Thanks:2798
    Join Date: 22/11/2009
    Mod: No. I'm not that stupid!


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