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Banking scare threads and the truth.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭Jev/N


    I didnt mean to scare anyone, i was just stated the way things could go in the forseable future.

    That's like saying the world will end in 2012. It's possible; but with that point of view, anything is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭ch750536


    Dev, sorry mate but you are full of crap. Nobody knows what is around the corner and your pro europe stance will last as long as the germans sense of humour.

    Whilst I agree a run on the banks is not warranted, to tell people that things will be rosy to the degree where you claim a default of the state will not affect the commercial banks is exactly the ignorance your OP was trying to eliminate.

    There are many strings on many bows with many people fighting over them, some of them good, some of them bad. That is the reality of the finance of the world right now. Anything can and may happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    mike65 wrote: »
    Don't worry about defaulting, the EU/ECB will simply not allow it to happen for reasons that have nothing to do with Ireland

    The EU/ECB don't act in anyone's interest. Trichet is bailing out banks but forcing austerity measures on Joe Public. Don't state that so-and-so won't let it happen just because it comforts you. The entire financial collapse was manufactured, it wasn't an accident so if you think these scumbags won't allow certain things to happen then you're just being naive. I don't want to be a doom-and-gloom merchant but false hope and wishful thinking are very dangerous.

    http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article26308.htm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,135 ✭✭✭POINTBREAK




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    DeVore wrote: »
    Ireland Inc defaulting on its governmental borrowings is HIGHLY UNLIKELY to be allowed to happen. If it did, it would mean the cost of borrowing for the government would rocket and we'd have to "live within our means".

    However, the Bank of Ireland / AIB / Etc are not national banks, they are effectively privately owned businesses and as such wouldnt be immediately affected. The knock on effects might not be pleasant (the guarantee would probably be seen as unsustainable for a start) but again, this wouldnt be allowed to crash the banking system.

    So, if Ireland Inc defaulted (very unlikely to be allowed happen) there would be no direct effect on banking here. There may be ramifications but everything along this chain is in the "highly unlikely to be allowed happen" category.

    DeV.

    Will you stop with the "unlikely to be allowed to happen" bullsh!t!
    What are you basing this feeble hope on?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    The EU/ECB don't act in anyone's interest. Trichet is bailing out banks but forcing austerity measures on Joe Public. Don't state that so-and-so won't let it happen just because it comforts you. The entire financial collapse was manufactured, it wasn't an accident so if you think these scumbags won't allow certain things to happen then you're just being naive. I don't want to be a doom-and-gloom merchant but false hope and wishful thinking are very dangerous.

    http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article26308.htm


    From another thread I brought you this :-
    How to Make a Tinfoil Hat

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    Difficulty: Easy
    Instructions

    Things You'll Need:
    Five or Six Feet of Heavy Duty Aluminum Foil
    Scissors
    Tape
    Pencil or Ball Point Pen
    Rope, Twine, Ribbon or Other Material to Tie Hat on Head
    Make an Emergency Tin Foil Hat
    1
    Grab a couple of pieces of aluminum foil. The ones in the trash that were used to cover leftover casseroles or wrap fresh fish will do just fine.
    2
    Place one piece of aluminum foil on your head from front to back.
    3
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    4
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    5
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    6
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    7
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    Make a Basic Tinfoil Hat
    1
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    2
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    6
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    7
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,501 ✭✭✭✭Slydice


    DeVore wrote: »
    Were guaranteed by the trillion euros Merkel has made available to governments. That was a clever move by a politician that has done more for us than any of her Irish counterparts. I said it would quell investor speculation and it did.

    DeV.

    Dev, I don't understand some of your post.

    First: guaranteed by the trillion euros Merkel has made available to governments
    What is this that you are talking about.
    Also, how would Germany get this Trillion euros to give out (especially when it took the entire USA to muster up a Trillion for it's stimulus).
    Next, Why would Germany make a Trillion Euro of it's own money available to the dodgiest countries in Europe (is it because we owe Germany so much money that our Default results in a bigger loss for them)?

    Second: a clever move by a politician that has done more for us than any of her Irish counterparts
    You can big up almost any politician in the world at the moment and by simply not doing anything for Ireland, they'd have done more for us than any of their Irish counterparts

    Third: it would quell investor speculation and it did
    What speculation are you talking about?
    Are you talking about our bonds getting up to the "6" value that seems to have people flustered? I had a quick check and... it's still there at 6:
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/quote?ticker=GIGB10YR:IND
    Last Update: 5:38 AM ET, Sep 9
    Value: 6.002
    Ireland 10 Year


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    From another thread I brought you this :-

    That was clever. Want me to rub your balls, hug you and tell you everything will be alright, sweetheart?

    The same guy (Mike Whitney) who said the crisis was manufactured (back in 2005) has made all the same predictions that are diametrically opposed to the rosy outcomes that everyone is hoping for. I made a bit of money short selling spread bets on banking stocks and Home Depot...until the sly bastards banned the practice.
    Go ahead and call people UFO/alien-abduction nutjobs if it makes you feel smug and comfy..I don't subscribe to any of that crap either but I do know that anyone who thinks this meltdown was accidental is a mug.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Oh i agree those threads should be taken down but in my thread i was only giving my opinion, i didnt make up Gossip nor did i tell people withdraw money, i just gave my opinion.

    and your opinion is fearmongering nonsense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    That was clever. Want me to rub your balls, hug you and tell you everything will be alright, sweetheart?

    The same guy (Mike Whitney) who said the crisis was manufactured (back in 2005) has made all the same predictions that are diametrically opposed to the rosy outcomes that everyone is hoping for. I made a bit of money short selling spread bets on banking stocks and Home Depot...until the sly bastards banned the practice.
    Go ahead and call people UFO/alien-abduction nutjobs if it makes you feel smug and comfy..I don't subscribe to any of that crap either but I do know that anyone who thinks this meltdown was accidental is a mug.


    Do you know who Mike Whitney is?

    No.

    Case closed.

    Thank you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,926 ✭✭✭dasdog


    "A report on economic competitiveness has placed Ireland bottom of a list of 139 countries worldwide for the state of its banks."

    http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0909/competitiveness.html

    A lot done, more to do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Woooooooo, we are all fúcked, time to get yourself a gun and 10 years worth of tinned beans. Woooooooooooooooh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭jdooley28


    DeVore wrote: »
    Were guaranteed by the trillion euros Merkel has made available to governments. That was a clever move by a politician that has done more for us than any of her Irish counterparts. I said it would quell investor speculation and it did.

    DeV.

    so the german government is guaranteeing our deposits? this makes me feel my money is safer in a german bank


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    jdooley28 wrote: »
    so the german government is guaranteeing our deposits? this makes me feel my money is safer in a german bank

    Better than an Irish bank... Seriously tho lads, some conspiracy nuts on here isn't there? I mean, my god.

    I'll indulge it tho, just for the sneer.

    So, tell me. What purpose does a manufactured banking crisis/financial collapse serve?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,135 ✭✭✭POINTBREAK


    So, tell me. What purpose does a manufactured banking crisis/financial collapse serve?

    Its an interesting question. We know that every person who wasn't betting against a collapse is a lot poorer and those that predicted it are now very rich. Money is never really lost, it just changes pockets. So what happened was all the money moved from the ordinary people to the very wealthy.
    There is a case that the property collapse that caused the banking crisis was manufactured as people were encouraged to invest in property by the banks ,governments and the media. The bubble burst the same way the dot com bubble burst, and again the people who were not in the know or financially astute were the losers. It mirrors the 1929 Wall St crash.
    The truth is we don't know if there was a great plan to bring down certain banks but we do know the result and we are left to wonder how the experts in Anglo etc could possibly have made so many mistakes and how we ended up paying for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    "I want the truth!"

    "you cant handle the truth!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    You can see for yourself on this forum that the government has told boards.ie to sticky a banking thread saying there is nothing to worry about, when in fact the guarantee on customer deposits isnt worth the paper its written on, there dont have the money to back it up.
    Wow.

    Seriously, wow.


    Dude, if Brian Cowen came to me and said he wanted me to sticky a thread on Boards about the banks, man I would be SOOOO all over politics spilling the beans about it and what was said and what happened. Hahahah.

    I suppose I was told to say that too.


    Wow.


    I'd better put pants on in case Obama skypes me.

    DeV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    So we appear to have survived the week without a bank going out of business.



    Look, I'm not stating that everything is rosy, things are far from rosy, but panicing people who dont know whats going on with talk of extracting their cash and buying baked beans seems... hasty :)


    Merkel orchestrated for Europe to make 1 Trillion euros available to governments if the bond markets wouldnt buy their bonds. It was back at the time of the Greece incident and I said at the time it would scare the predators in the water and so far it seems to have done so. We havent had any news stories about those evil free market traders (from the people who push capitalism as their base, it does seem like buying a dog and then smacking it for barking).


    Ireland could default, of course it *could* but much like Greece, it wont be *allowed to*. The entire Eurozone is built on "all for one" and its being tested like no tomorrow but there is too much riding on it and we are too far down the line of that project to allow Ireland to trash it. So, funding will be made available and accomodation made for us. Dont think that means free money, we'd like be savaged in the process, it wouldnt be pleasant. Thats my 2c.

    I'll phone Gordon and see what he wants me to say :)

    DeV.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    You can see for yourself on this forum that the government has told boards.ie to sticky a banking thread saying there is nothing to worry about, when in fact the guarantee on customer deposits isnt worth the paper its written on, there dont have the money to back it up.

    http://allpsych.com/disorders/psychotic/delusionaldisorder.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    The funny thing about saying "the guarantees arent worth the paper they're written on" is that MONEY isnt worth the paper its written on. The entire idea of currency is based on willing, group-level trust based on nothing in particular. It used to be made out of gold, which was at least worth the amount of the coin, then it was based on the Gold Standard which has since gone bye bye and now its digital so its not even a physical object most of the time, but we collectively agree to pretend we dont know this.

    If you really want to see the financial system consuming its young in an effort to stay alive.... google PetroDollar Recycling and try to avoid the loonie CS sites, its a genuine phenomenon, has been since the 70s.

    DeV.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    DeVore wrote: »
    I'd better put pants on in case Obama skypes me.
    Ze goggles zey do nothing. :eek::D

    Yes we're kinda fooked financially. A lot of really bad decisions have been made in the last decade(and IMHO also they should have let anglo die), but like has been said the whole of the EU can't afford to lose us. It would be far more expensive to do so.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    The more pressing issue right now is who is going to the shop for more beers and smokes.

    I sent the dog off with a tenner about an hour ago but i think he went in for a few pints...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Your dog invested in bonds, spun it up to a mid sized financial services company, bankrupted Lithuania and was subsequently put down for treason.


    Sowwie. :(

    DeV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    You can see for yourself on this forum that the government has told boards.ie to sticky a banking thread saying there is nothing to worry about, when in fact the guarantee on customer deposits isnt worth the paper its written on, there dont have the money to back it up.

    lay off the weed, man.... seriously...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    DeVore wrote: »
    Wow.

    Seriously, wow.


    Dude, if Brian Cowen came to me and said he wanted me to sticky a thread on Boards about the banks, man I would be SOOOO all over politics spilling the beans about it and what was said and what happened. Hahahah.

    I suppose I was told to say that too.


    Wow.


    I'd better put pants on in case Obama skypes me.

    DeV.

    I agree... it sounds like a crazy conspiracy... but when you consider that Brian Lenihan rang the Joe Duffy show (while off air), and warned of the dangers associated with talking down the country's banks on air, and requested that such discourse be cut from further broadcasts, nothing would be too surprising at this stage... (I dont suspect the Taoiseach has done that here though)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭digme


    This thread makes me want to puke.How you can suggest that people to keep their money in the banks is beyond retarded.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,373 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    digme wrote: »
    This thread makes me want to puke.How you can suggest that people to keep their money in the banks is beyond retarded.

    No, taking your money out of the bank because you think that if you don't you'll lose it all, that's retarded.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭digme


    andrew wrote: »
    No, taking your money out of the bank because you think that if you don't you'll lose it all, that's retarded.
    How would you feel if i took 20% of your weeks wages every week for the next 50 odd years? Would you save in my bank? Course you would,isn't that right? .... retarded


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    digme wrote: »
    This thread makes me want to puke.How you can suggest that people to keep their money in the banks is beyond retarded.

    I can't help but thinking this person probably pronouced "retarded" the same as Alan from The Hangover.... alan-rainman.jpg

    He just strikes me as a similar person to him.... Ya know, incredibly dense, thinks everything is a conspiracy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,571 ✭✭✭patmac


    With thanks to Brendan in askaboutmoney.com
    more here http://www.askaboutmoney.com/showthread.php?t=121668


    A simple guide to NAMA and the banking crisis
    This post is aimed at people who don’t have the time or the inclination to study NAMA in detail but who do want to understand the basics of the present crisis. You should get a grasp of the issues by reading the first post. You can go into further detail by reading later posts or following the links.

    We are in a mess. There is no easy solution. Whatever approach we take will put the taxpayer and the country at huge risk. If someone tells you that the solution is simple and risk-free, don’t listen to them. Every proposal has its advantages and disadvantages. They have to be analysed and teased out.

    We are in a mess and we have to find a way out. We might be angry at the government, the banks, the regulators, the property developers and at ourselves. But we can’t let that anger prevent us from finding a solution.

    We might resent having to bail out the depositors, the bankers and the property developers, but if we decide that we need to do this to get the economy working again, we will have to do it.

    The problems
    Irish banks have lent €90 billion to property developers and investors. Around 50% of these loans are in serious arrears and are unlikely to be repaid in full.

    If the government did nothing, the banks would have collapsed -

    • ordinary savers would have lost their deposits
    • the payments system would have collapsed and the economy
      would have ground to a halt
    • confidence in the government would have collapsed and the
      government would have been unable to pay for the running of
      the country – schools, hospitals, pensions & social welfare
    Even if the banks had managed to survive without government support, they would take years to recover and would not lend to Irish businesses and home buyers, so the economy would take years to recover. This is what is meant by “zombie banks”.

    The solution
    The government has guaranteed the deposits for everyone up to September 2010
    The government has invested €10 billion (?)share capital in the banks.
    The government, through NAMA, is proposing to buy the bad loans from the banks.

    If this works, the banks will have enough capital to start lending again. This does not mean that they will start lending again soon, but they certainly won’t lend again if they do not have enough capital.

    But this is a huge risk to the taxpayer
    It looks as if the government will be forced to pay more than the loans are worth. Instead of the banks and their shareholders losing money on these loans, the taxpayer will pay for the losses. Of course the banks and their shareholders have taken huge losses so far.

    It looks like we will pay around €60 billion for the loans. The government says that this is a fair price, but no one can know the true value.

    We can reduce the risk to the taxpayer by nationalising the banks
    If the government nationalises the banks, then it does not matter if we pay too much for the loans. Any overpayment will be reflected in the value of the banks when the government eventually sells them off.

    But nationalising the banks is risky as well…
    It is argued that if we nationalise the banks, the international community will stop lending money to the Irish banks and, possibly, to the Irish government. Even if they don’t stop lending to us, they will push up the price we pay for these loans.

    This point is hotly disputed.

    Can we reduce the risk to the taxpayer without nationalising the banks?
    Yes, instead of paying €60 billion for the loans, we can pay them €50 billion now and hold the balance of €10 billion until we see how NAMA works out. This approach does have its downsides in that it does not remove most of the risk from the banks.


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