Most painful thing that has ever happened to you?

ChemOC · 09-09-2010 02:56PM #1

Last night I dislocated my shoulder playing rugby. I was brought to hospital where they x-rayed me etc. It took them two agonising hours before they gave me some sweet sweet morphine and some other drug that knocked me out (not really knocked me out but I can't remember the doctor putting my shoulder back in).

I can't describe how painful it was, I've broken my arm and that seems pleasant in comparison to a dislocated shoulder.

It felt like I was giving birth through my shoulder.

What's the worst physical pain you've had?

bazmaiden · 09-09-2010 02:58PM

Had a cylinder full of gas fall on and crush my toe

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easyeason3 · 09-09-2010 03:00PM

I've been in crashes, I've had bad falls, I have a slipped disc in my back but all of these are like a walk in the park compared to stubbing your toe on wood or walking on a plug when the three pins are faced upwards.

KeithM89_old · 09-09-2010 03:00PM

Tripped in a pothole and banged my head on the edge of a curb

Kimono-Girl · 09-09-2010 03:02PM

What's the worst physical pain you've had?

Childbirth!

The_Kew_Tour · 09-09-2010 03:03PM

Seeing Jedward trying to sing

So painful they give asprins a pain

azezil · 09-09-2010 03:03PM

Anal for the first time without lube

MidlandsM · 09-09-2010 03:04PM

azezil wrote: »

Anal for the first time without lube

lol

TheZohanS · 09-09-2010 03:05PM

azezil wrote: »

Anal for the first time without lube

I hear it's worse for the girl.

Brendog · 09-09-2010 03:05PM

I sat on my balls once...

Brendog · 09-09-2010 03:06PM

azezil wrote: »

Anal for the first time without lube

love how your location is "Fluidic space"....

azezil · 09-09-2010 03:08PM

TheZohan wrote: »

I hear it's worse for the girl.

The first time, I was the girl! :pac:

Zzippy · 09-09-2010 03:08PM

Kick in the balls.

Close thread.

Sykk · 09-09-2010 03:10PM

When I stood on a piece of lego in my bare feet

poisonated · 09-09-2010 03:13PM

Either impaling my finger on a fence or spilling boiling water on my hand.

token56 · 09-09-2010 03:18PM

A sliotar full force to the balls, I was rolling around on the ground for a good while after this I can tell you.

Bogger77 · 09-09-2010 03:18PM

azezil wrote: »

The first time, I was the girl! :pac:

have you changed since?

CreepingDeath · 09-09-2010 03:18PM

I can remember having an ear infection as a kid which drove me mental with agony one night. It was like a direct pain motorway into my brain.
The mother gave me a heavy duty "Bruffen" pain killer tablet she took for her slipped disc.

dekbhoy · 09-09-2010 03:19PM

getting in grown toe nail removed around 18 years ago ...... two huge needles either side of my toe , pain was excrutiating ........thankfully procedures have changed since then

09-09-2010 03:19PM

Crushed my fingers on the edge of a manhole cover. I was lucky to keep them.

Anyone out there with a traumatic amputation and it's [/THREAD]

danniemcq · 09-09-2010 03:23PM

Tearing my abdominal muscles four times now

what nearly hurts more is how they happened

First was a kick in the balls
Second was sneezing while asleep
Third was lifting box of pasta in dunnes while working and sneezing
Getting sick after a nut allergy attack.

Parsley · 09-09-2010 03:24PM

danniemcq wrote: »

Tearing my abdominal muscles four times now

what nearly hurts more is how they happened

First was a kick in the balls
Second was sneezing while asleep
Third was lifting box of pasta in dunnes while working and sneezing
Getting sick after a nut allergy attack.

man, your abs must be ripped.

dr.bollocko · 09-09-2010 03:25PM

Burst ear drum.
Ooch.

BeerWolf · 09-09-2010 03:27PM

Two come to mind, both while I was a kid:

1) Being the curious type, went next door while it was under construction... fell down at some point on my knee. Was nothing initially til I tried to stand up... apparently one of them massive construction nails manage to drive right inbetween me joint of the knee - you can imagine how excrutiating it was when I tried to bend my knee while trying to get up...

2) In the park, playing on them jump pipes... or w/e you call them - regardless, they had a pretty big concrete base. Some fat ass kid pushed me off, fell down and rammed my shin right into a corner of said base. Left one hell of a hole right through the bone, just gushing out blood...

thirtythirty · 09-09-2010 03:31PM

Mountain biking accident. Balls went blue, and then purple over the next couple weeks.

crow_eat_crow · 09-09-2010 03:32PM

Pilonidal cyst. Not much fun.

MidlandsM · 09-09-2010 03:33PM

TheZohan wrote: »

I hear it's worse for the girl.

you hear? yeah, right! ........lol:pac::P

GAAman · 09-09-2010 03:34PM

Ruptured my achilles tendon and had my calf muscle pulled outta place and pushed around to the front of my shin in a few seconds. I was swimming in bondai beach and the undercurrent was going the opposite way and caused the damage, i felt the agony in my leg and thought a shark had gotten me

SeaFields · 09-09-2010 03:38PM

Broke a rib....and got a cold the same week.

I tell ye to sneeze while having a broken rib is a pain i would wish on no other.:(

Susannahmia · 09-09-2010 03:40PM

Worst pain I ever had was a really bad ear infection when I was 11, have never experienced pain like that before and I have broken bones etc.

Apparently the outer ear, the middle ear, and the inner ear all had infections.

Doctor gave me some really powerful drugs, one tablet knocked me out for two days straight. My mothers a nurse and she couldn't believe that he was prescribing something so strong for an 11 year old. He told her that "if you had an ear infection like that you would want those too."

WindSock · 09-09-2010 03:42PM

Got cunt punted by a knot on a rope I jumped onto. Feckin ow.

Most painful thing that has ever happened to you?

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