Most painful thing that has ever happened to you?

ChemOC

Last night I dislocated my shoulder playing rugby. I was brought to hospital where they x-rayed me etc. It took them two agonising hours before they gave me some sweet sweet morphine and some other drug that knocked me out (not really knocked me out but I can't remember the doctor putting my shoulder back in).

I can't describe how painful it was, I've broken my arm and that seems pleasant in comparison to a dislocated shoulder.

It felt like I was giving birth through my shoulder.

What's the worst physical pain you've had?

bazmaiden

Had a cylinder full of gas fall on and crush my toe



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easyeason3

I've been in crashes, I've had bad falls, I have a slipped disc in my back but all of these are like a walk in the park compared to stubbing your toe on wood or walking on a plug when the three pins are faced upwards.

KeithM89_old

Tripped in a pothole and banged my head on the edge of a curb

Kimono-Girl

What's the worst physical pain you've had?

Childbirth!

The_Kew_Tour

Seeing Jedward trying to sing

So painful they give asprins a pain

azezil

Anal for the first time without lube

MidlandsM

azezil wrote: »

Anal for the first time without lube

lol

TheZohanS

azezil wrote: »

Anal for the first time without lube

I hear it's worse for the girl.

Brendog

I sat on my balls once...

Brendog

azezil wrote: »

Anal for the first time without lube

love how your location is "Fluidic space"....

azezil

TheZohan wrote: »

I hear it's worse for the girl.

The first time, I was the girl! :pac:

Zzippy

Kick in the balls.

Close thread.

Sykk

When I stood on a piece of lego in my bare feet

poisonated

Either impaling my finger on a fence or spilling boiling water on my hand.

token56

A sliotar full force to the balls, I was rolling around on the ground for a good while after this I can tell you.

Bogger77

azezil wrote: »

The first time, I was the girl! :pac:

have you changed since?

CreepingDeath

I can remember having an ear infection as a kid which drove me mental with agony one night. It was like a direct pain motorway into my brain.
The mother gave me a heavy duty "Bruffen" pain killer tablet she took for her slipped disc.

dekbhoy

getting in grown toe nail removed around 18 years ago ...... two huge needles either side of my toe , pain was excrutiating ........thankfully procedures have changed since then

Crushed my fingers on the edge of a manhole cover. I was lucky to keep them.

Anyone out there with a traumatic amputation and it's [/THREAD]

danniemcq

Tearing my abdominal muscles four times now


what nearly hurts more is how they happened

First was a kick in the balls
Second was sneezing while asleep
Third was lifting box of pasta in dunnes while working and sneezing
Getting sick after a nut allergy attack.

Parsley

danniemcq wrote: »

Tearing my abdominal muscles four times now


what nearly hurts more is how they happened

First was a kick in the balls
Second was sneezing while asleep
Third was lifting box of pasta in dunnes while working and sneezing
Getting sick after a nut allergy attack.

man, your abs must be ripped.

dr.bollocko

Burst ear drum.
Ooch.

BeerWolf

Two come to mind, both while I was a kid:

1) Being the curious type, went next door while it was under construction... fell down at some point on my knee. Was nothing initially til I tried to stand up... apparently one of them massive construction nails manage to drive right inbetween me joint of the knee - you can imagine how excrutiating it was when I tried to bend my knee while trying to get up...

2) In the park, playing on them jump pipes... or w/e you call them - regardless, they had a pretty big concrete base. Some fat ass kid pushed me off, fell down and rammed my shin right into a corner of said base. Left one hell of a hole right through the bone, just gushing out blood...

thirtythirty

Mountain biking accident. Balls went blue, and then purple over the next couple weeks.

crow_eat_crow

Pilonidal cyst. Not much fun.

MidlandsM

TheZohan wrote: »

I hear it's worse for the girl.

you hear? yeah, right! ........lol:pac::P

GAAman

Ruptured my achilles tendon and had my calf muscle pulled outta place and pushed around to the front of my shin in a few seconds. I was swimming in bondai beach and the undercurrent was going the opposite way and caused the damage, i felt the agony in my leg and thought a shark had gotten me

SeaFields

Broke a rib....and got a cold the same week.

I tell ye to sneeze while having a broken rib is a pain i would wish on no other.:(

Susannahmia

Worst pain I ever had was a really bad ear infection when I was 11, have never experienced pain like that before and I have broken bones etc.

Apparently the outer ear, the middle ear, and the inner ear all had infections.

Doctor gave me some really powerful drugs, one tablet knocked me out for two days straight. My mothers a nurse and she couldn't believe that he was prescribing something so strong for an 11 year old. He told her that "if you had an ear infection like that you would want those too."

WindSock

Got cunt punted by a knot on a rope I jumped onto. Feckin ow.

SadieSue

+1 for the ear infection .. I got one in both ears. Though my head was going to implode :pac:

kfallon

Getting a slap of a hurley just above my eye when I was about 7 was fooking painful!

Also the cramp I got in my 'No mans Land' (I posted a thread on it a couple of weeks ago) was pretty uncomfortable aswell as being totally unexpected!

o1s1n

The sensation in my abdomen after waking up from having a foot of intestine removed. I was pretty doped up on morphine but it was still the worst discomfort/pain I've ever felt. There's nothing worse than surgery on your insides.

Noopti

dekbhoy wrote: »

getting in grown toe nail removed around 18 years ago ...... two huge needles either side of my toe , pain was excrutiating ........thankfully procedures have changed since then

Same. I got four needles into the toe knuckle, and even then the toe wasn't fully numb when the doc first, stuck the point of a scissors under my nail to see if it was numb and then, tore the nail off.

It. Was. Horrific. Gave me a phobia of needles that I am only lately overcoming after some other procedures.

Pyr0

Snapped my Humorous in two while walking home from a New Years party, worst pain was having my arm maneuvered so I could have it put into a cast to see if it would set. It didn't, so I I'm +1 metal plate +9 screws !

Another pretty painful experience was dropping a de-fat fryer all over myself when I was around 12. Second degree burns all over your leg is never a fun thing !

easyeason3

Pyr0 wrote: »

Snapped my Humorous in two while walking home from a New Years party, worst pain was having my arm maneuvered so I could have it put into a cast to see if it would set. It didn't, so I I'm +1 metal plate +9 screws !

Another pretty painful experience was dropping a de-fat fryer all over myself when I was around 12. Second degree burns all over your leg is never a fun thing !

Your leg must look like sunburnt foreskin

Sofa King Great

Strangulated testicle which required emergency surgery to untwist it. Hospital was 90 mins by ambulance away. Blood was flowing in but not out. Was puking from the pain.

I often see this written but for once i believe I am justified when i say..... /THREAD

Pyr0

easyeason3 wrote: »

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Your leg must look like sunburnt foreskin

Haha, it doesn't actually. Left no scarring at all. Chicks dig scars, so I guess I missed out Still got one from the other op though so it's not too bad

sf80

Not sure which was more painful...

Boke my leg in a morotbike accident but didn't realise it in the shock. Tried to stand up and had my shin bone pop out the front of my leg, doh!

Broke my back in a parachute accident, every breath you take...hurts like hell

the purple tin

Phsyical pain is absolutely nothing compared to a broken heart

easyeason3

sf80 wrote: »

Not sure which was more painful...

Boke my leg in a morotbike accident but didn't realise it in the shock. Tried to stand up and had my shin bone pop out the front of my leg, doh!

Broke my back in a parachute accident, every breath you take...hurts like hell

...every move you make, i'll be watching you...

Rocky_Dennis

Tore my banjo string, not nice and alot of blood

Pyr0

the purple tin wrote: »

Phsyical pain is absolutely nothing compared to a broken heart

I'm pretty sure if you somehow managed to physically break your heart it'd be a lot worse than emotional hurt.

Novella

Pyr0 wrote: »

Haha, it doesn't actually. Left no scarring at all. Chicks dig scars, so I guess I missed out Still got one from the other op though so it's not too bad

Yeah, it's hot.

Bajingo

Caught my thumb in the back door and the thumbnail fell off

Had my split open on a brick wall once.

I know..I try to avoid pain at all costs!

Ruu_Old

1 1/2" industrial staple through my hands. It actually went 90% in at a slant but luckily missed the bone. Took a bit of elbow grease from the nurse to get it pulled out, fine by me.

rokossovsky

shingles....nasty
Zadets Procedure on an in grown toe nail. ie removing a trench along the nail bed in the bone

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

This is not an enjoyable thread to read through....

Mr. Manager

It's a toss up between dislocating my collar bone and shoulder or blowing up my hand with a firework.

I think the firework wins though. Stupid thing went off in my hand
Haven't touched 'em since.

MidlandsM

THFC wrote: »

This is not an enjoyable thread to read through....

yes, its painful.:D