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Lust4Life · 04-09-2010 02:44PM

Elvis has left the building.

Can you handle that?

Matt Holck · 04-09-2010 03:23PM

there was too much sour cream on my carne asada taco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_U377vst5o

Lust4Life · 04-09-2010 03:25PM

I'm having Mexican for dinner tonight!

Doesn't that sound yummy?

Matt Holck · 04-09-2010 03:47PM

sounds lonely

meat pie?

HxGH · 04-09-2010 05:56PM

Sure I guess.

Pidgeon pie?

Matt Holck · 04-09-2010 09:18PM

3 grains per pigeon

basket weaving?

HxGH · 05-09-2010 12:40AM

Sure, whatever floats your boat!

Ever torture someone?

Matt Holck · 05-09-2010 04:13AM

when I was 10 or so,
there was an infant boy that always asked why
"we" the older kids harried by his constant inquisition
all gathered round him and chanted "why"
until he cried.

why?

HxGH · 05-09-2010 08:43PM

*Sob*

Did curiousity kill the cat?

Storminateacup · 05-09-2010 09:46PM

No.

What did the cat want to know?

The Highwayman · 06-09-2010 03:49AM

I could tell you but I'd have to kill you

Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

Lust4Life · 06-09-2010 06:49AM

Nah. He was just a dweeb!

Is it okay if I'm drunk posting?

Storminateacup · 06-09-2010 05:00PM

Of course it is!

How do I disguise bruises?

starlit · 06-09-2010 05:07PM

With make-up, a plaster, a bandage.

Is it raining outside?

Star Lord · 06-09-2010 05:12PM

Because the clouds are crying because of that thing you did. No not that one, the OTHER thing...

Is it time yet?

Storminateacup · 06-09-2010 05:20PM

Its sexy time damo.

Can you sing?

HxGH · 06-09-2010 07:36PM

Everyone can sing but mutes.
Some of us just decide to sing badly alright?

What foot size are you?

Storminateacup · 06-09-2010 08:00PM

Im a UK size 4, EU 37 or US 6/7.

Whats your favourite thing to shop for?

HxGH · 07-09-2010 12:19AM

Video games or sweets :P

Whats your favourite letter?

Storminateacup · 07-09-2010 03:18AM

K or R. They're the most fun to do in Calligraphy.

Fake tan on girls. Yay or Ney

Matt Holck · 07-09-2010 08:12AM

so
if someone doesn't post on topic,
answer the question and ask a question ,
The following poster just makes adjustment to bring the subject back on topic

Wheelnut · 12-09-2010 11:42PM

Matt Holck wrote: »

so
if someone doesn't post on topic,
answer the question and ask a question ,
The following poster just makes adjustment to bring the subject back on topic

Why is that lady green and what's the question?

Deki · 12-09-2010 11:49PM

Because she is an alien from Star trek
The question was do we just adjust and go on with it and of course we do.
My question is why don't you know these things?

randy hickey · 13-09-2010 12:44AM

Cos I just woke up.
Where's Earl?

Kells... · 13-09-2010 11:46AM

At home

Whos Earl

Deki · 13-09-2010 11:58AM

his big brother (and really he's with Catalina:eek:)

Where's Mr Turtle?

charmer · 13-09-2010 01:45PM

Moonlighting as a dog taxi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXrSJpQ_tk

Where does the other sock go?

Deki · 13-09-2010 01:51PM

there is a time vortex at the back of every dryer, turn it on long enough and something gets sucked through. Don't believe me? Try it out for yourself crawl in there and get someone to turn it on for you- you'll see... oh and bring back my socks too- they'll have my initials on them...

who thought up the word vortex? Was it the same guy thought up vertigo?

AgileMyth · 14-09-2010 03:02AM

No it comes from a nightclub of the same name.

Whats the largest animal you reckon you could take in a fight?

Storminateacup · 14-09-2010 03:11AM

Kerry Katona,

What is a dirty book

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