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Lust4Life

Elvis has left the building.

Can you handle that?

Matt Holck

there was too much sour cream on my carne asada taco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_U377vst5o

Lust4Life

I'm having Mexican for dinner tonight!

Doesn't that sound yummy?

Matt Holck

sounds lonely

meat pie?

HxGH

Sure I guess.

Pidgeon pie?

Matt Holck

3 grains per pigeon


basket weaving?

HxGH

Sure, whatever floats your boat!

Ever torture someone?

Matt Holck

when I was 10 or so,
there was an infant boy that always asked why
"we" the older kids harried by his constant inquisition
all gathered round him and chanted "why"
until he cried.

why?

HxGH

*Sob*

Did curiousity kill the cat?

Storminateacup

No.

What did the cat want to know?

The Highwayman

I could tell you but I'd have to kill you

Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

Lust4Life

Nah. He was just a dweeb!


Is it okay if I'm drunk posting?

Storminateacup

Of course it is!



How do I disguise bruises?

starlit

With make-up, a plaster, a bandage.

Is it raining outside?

Star Lord

Because the clouds are crying because of that thing you did. No not that one, the OTHER thing...

Is it time yet?

Storminateacup

Its sexy time damo.


Can you sing?

HxGH

Everyone can sing but mutes.
Some of us just decide to sing badly alright?

What foot size are you?

Storminateacup

Im a UK size 4, EU 37 or US 6/7.


Whats your favourite thing to shop for?

HxGH

Video games or sweets :P

Whats your favourite letter?

Storminateacup

K or R. They're the most fun to do in Calligraphy.



Fake tan on girls. Yay or Ney

Matt Holck

so
if someone doesn't post on topic,
answer the question and ask a question ,
The following poster just makes adjustment to bring the subject back on topic

Wheelnut

Matt Holck wrote: »

so
if someone doesn't post on topic,
answer the question and ask a question ,
The following poster just makes adjustment to bring the subject back on topic

Why is that lady green and what's the question?

Deki

Because she is an alien from Star trek
The question was do we just adjust and go on with it and of course we do.
My question is why don't you know these things?

randy hickey

Cos I just woke up.
Where's Earl?

Kells...

At home




Whos Earl

Deki

his big brother (and really he's with Catalina:eek:)

Where's Mr Turtle?

charmer

Moonlighting as a dog taxi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXrSJpQ_tk

Where does the other sock go?

Deki

there is a time vortex at the back of every dryer, turn it on long enough and something gets sucked through. Don't believe me? Try it out for yourself crawl in there and get someone to turn it on for you- you'll see... oh and bring back my socks too- they'll have my initials on them...


who thought up the word vortex? Was it the same guy thought up vertigo?

AgileMyth

No it comes from a nightclub of the same name.

Whats the largest animal you reckon you could take in a fight?

Storminateacup

Kerry Katona,


What is a dirty book