Its that time of the year again...

h57xiucj2z946q · 01-09-2010 11:40PM #1

When the critters come into the house.
First pic was a few days ago, then another tonight on the bathroom wall (a big-ish bastard) (pics attached)

Seems to always be around August/September when these critters come into the house (more so). Anyone else notice that?
What causes them to come into the house more commonly at this time of the year anyone know?

SoupyNorman · 01-09-2010 11:42PM

They are attracted to paedophiles?

h57xiucj2z946q · 01-09-2010 11:44PM

SoupyNorman wrote: »

They are attracted to paedophiles?

Good one Stephen. Ya cabbage :-)

mink_man · 01-09-2010 11:45PM

isn't it that time of the year again all the time?

davyjose · 01-09-2010 11:45PM

Thread title fail -- I just thought I was about to have sex.

round tower huntsman · 01-09-2010 11:46PM

whats it like to be afraid of spiders?.... im not a homosexual so i dont know.

SoupyNorman · 01-09-2010 11:47PM

davyjose wrote: »

Thread title fail -- I just thought I was about to have sex.

The piggy bank is full!

easyeason3 · 01-09-2010 11:49PM

Thanks OP I just sh!t my knickers.
So nice of you to share that.

davyjose · 01-09-2010 11:50PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Thanks OP I just sh!t my knickers.
So nice of you to share that.

Eh ... ditto!

01-09-2010 11:57PM

District 9

BluesBerry · 01-09-2010 11:57PM

Last week as I was drifting of to sleep I felt something crawl over my arm I switched on the light and there was one of those fcukers on my duvet staring at me waiting to pounce, Im not normally afraid of spiders but this was a big one took me ages to get back asleep
I didnt know where it went then couldnt get back to sleep :mad:

Kiera · 01-09-2010 11:57PM

Its due to the nights getting colder. You need to go to the chemist and ask them for the citrus oil that gets rid of spiders. Cant remember the name of it. Then put a few drops beside all vents in your house and they wont come back.

Pete M. · 02-09-2010 12:02AM

Ah shur the mice will be next, but they'll eat up the spiders, wot got fat on all the flies.

But what about the number of ear wigs there were this year hah?

Real bumper year.

SoupyNorman · 02-09-2010 12:02AM

I think spiders are totally awesome, they eat those disease spreading flies and those bastarding wasps.

VIVA le Spider!

Ruu_Old · 02-09-2010 12:03AM

They want to eat your liver!

easyeason3 · 02-09-2010 12:06AM

BluesBerry wrote: »

Last week as I was drifting of to sleep I felt something crawl over my arm I switched on the light and there was one of those fcukers on my duvet staring at me waiting to pounce, Im not normally afraid of spiders but this was a big one took me ages to get back asleep
I didnt know where it went then couldnt get back to sleep :mad:

You fcuking freak!

If that happened in my house no one would go to sleep in the next month.

mikom · 02-09-2010 12:12AM

Marco Deafening Insecticide wrote: »

What causes them to come into the house more commonly at this time of the year anyone know?

New season of the X-factor.

SoupyNorman · 02-09-2010 12:14AM

mikom wrote: »

New season of the X-factor.

I would think that would drive critters out of the house.

nullzero · 02-09-2010 12:17AM

I saw one walk under the door of the bathroom the other day. It took one look at me and backed out.
I caught him on the other side of course:pac:

icywind1980 · 02-09-2010 12:17AM

Fek that's one big spider! :eek: Haven't had them that big in the house yet.

ShadowGal · 02-09-2010 12:21AM

i took a photo like this yesterday ! he could have gotten red eye he was so big

BluesBerry · 02-09-2010 12:23AM

easyeason3 wrote: »

You fcuking freak!

If that happened in my house no one would go to sleep in the next month.

Im not that afraid of spiders but this one was huge and just didn't want it crawling into my ear or mouth as I slept....... apparently the average human being will eat 8 spiders in their lifetime they crawl into your mouth as you sleep and you swallow them :eek:

easyeason3 · 02-09-2010 12:27AM

BluesBerry wrote: »

Im not that afraid of spiders but this one was huge and just didn't want it crawling into my ear or mouth as I slept....... apparently the average human being will eat 8 spiders in their lifetime they crawl into your mouth as you sleep and you swallow them :eek:

Not if you check the room for spiders, curl up in the duvet & cover your mouth.
Big fear of spiders OP, so they don't get a chance to get to that size in my house & they certainly don't get near my ear or mouth.
Dirty, hairy fcukers.

nullzero · 02-09-2010 12:30AM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Not if you check the room for spiders, curl up in the duvet & cover your mouth.
Big fear of spiders OP, so they don't get a chance to get to that size in my house & they certainly don't get near my ear or mouth.
Dirty, hairy fcukers.

I've found them under my sheets more than once, one of them a big fvcker too. I'm not fond of them as oppossed to screaming like a bitch over them, but those ones got a hefty puch in the everything for their troubles.

PeterIanStaker · 02-09-2010 12:30AM

House spiders are good they eat flies wasps etc.

Fizman · 02-09-2010 12:31AM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Not if you check the room for spiders, curl up in the duvet & cover your mouth.
Big fear of spiders OP, so they don't get a chance to get to that size in my house & they certainly don't get near my ear or mouth.
Dirty, hairy fcukers.

OMG do NOT do this!!!!!

Do you know where they go if they can't get into your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!

h57xiucj2z946q · 02-09-2010 12:31AM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Not if you check the room for spiders, curl up in the duvet & cover your mouth.
Big fear of spiders OP, so they don't get a chance to get to that size in my house & they certainly don't get near my ear or mouth.
Dirty, hairy fcukers.

Its not all bad, Only "About half the spiders encountered in everyday life possess chelicerae strong enough to penetrate human skin"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_bite

nullzero · 02-09-2010 12:32AM

Fizman wrote: »

Do you know where they go if they can't get into your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fvck themselves?

KungPao · 02-09-2010 12:50AM

I saw the BIGGEST house spider I've ever seen the other night in my apartment...dropped the phonebook on the fecker.

Fizman · 02-09-2010 12:53AM

KungPao wrote: »

I saw the BIGGEST house spider I've ever seen the other night in my apartment...dropped the phonebook on the fecker.

That was an apartment spider.

Erica<3 · 02-09-2010 12:54AM

I think it's because they are beginning to die off.

Its that time of the year again...

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