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The blonde hair/fake tan brigade.

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  • #32
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    inforfun wrote: »

    But why pick orange for a tan?

    Proceed with caution?


  • #33
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    mojesius wrote: »
    and make-up


    And hair dye...

    ...the list goes on.


  • #34
    spider_pig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭spider_pig


    count your self lucky the guy's haven't started wearing so much fake tan like the twats below in the video my stomach would explode from laughing so much,trust the Americans tho to wear fake tan and think it looks cool

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OXzKmJUVY


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge1ZIwwFBQA


  • #35
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    mikom wrote: »
    Spot on.
    I fuckin' love pale skin.
    Redheads and those with freckles also high on my list.

    Then you must also have enjoyed this thread!!!:D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056016763


  • #36
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    In fairness now....... people are always sayin that you don't look healthy if you're pale... and I do believe that there has been many a study done to figure out the reason blondes are considered more attractive (apparently it's something to do with being more likely to be fertile, and the fact that it gives a youthful look)

    Have to say that I notice girls getting noticed and it's the girls with blonde hair and definitely not with pale skin.... so as much as the oompa loompa look makes me want to vomit, clearly there's good reason for going that way.


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  • #37
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Then you must also have enjoyed this thread!!!:D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056016763

    Mama.


  • #38
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    stupidusername wrote: »
    In fairness now....... people are always sayin that you don't look healthy if you're pale... and I do believe that there has been many a study done to figure out the reason blondes are considered more attractive (apparently it's something to do with being more likely to be fertile, and the fact that it gives a youthful look)

    Have to say that I notice girls getting noticed and it's the girls with blonde hair and definitely not with pale skin.... so as much as the oompa loompa look makes me want to vomit, clearly there's good reason for going that way.


    No. I strongly disagree.
    It means you're easy.

    And I think it's women with an hourglass figure that give the impression of being more fertile due to the hips & boobs.


  • #39
    fonecrusher1
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    ShadowGal wrote: »
    so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

    Yeah but theres a huge difference between a girl throwing on a bit of make-up & someone who looks like she's been drinking too much orange soda.

    Who loves orange soda?.......


  • #40
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Yeah but theres a huge difference between a girl throwing on a bit of make-up & someone who looks like she's been drinking too much orange soda.

    Who loves orange soda?.......

    that was my point


  • #41
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

    I am going to assume you are a female based on your username. Fake tan in not hot. Men don't like the jaundiced look, and it may look ok "when it's done right", but a lot of girls can't do it right. Even when done professionally girls can still come out looking like oompa loompas :eek:.

    There is an ad for a fake tan product in the window of my local pharmacy. In this ad there are two photos of the same woman, the supposedly "ugly" "pale" one and the supposedly "hot" "tanned" one. As I was walking by I saw the pale photo first and was like "wow, she's pretty, i wouldn't mind having a girlfriend like that" ;).
    Then i saw the other photo not only was i turned off, but (and i know it's not right) deep down i thought "What a slut. I bet she's a horrible vaccuos person, the type of girl who gets a kick out of telling guys who approach her to fúck off.".

    tl,dr: In 97% of irish women fake tan does more harm than good.


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  • #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Nothing worse then seeing a junkiee skanger with fan tan and blonde hair dye that they got from some crappy euro shop.... ewww:s

    They're always covered in what looks like freckles but the not healthy freckles. And they are constantly sweating!


  • #43
    Royal Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    I knew a girl who was short and fat. She used alot of fake tan and it just made her look like a umpa lumpa.


  • #44
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    I am blonde and I can look pretty Barbie like at times but I never wear fake tan and I don't use a huge amount of make up. I just have never seen fake tan look good on someone and its manky the way it comes off on your clothes and bedsheets.


  • #45
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Prof.Badass wrote: »
    I am going to assume you are a female based on your username. Fake tan in not hot. Men don't like the jaundiced look, and it may look ok "when it's done right", but a lot of girls can't do it right. Even when done professionally girls can still come out looking like oompa loompas :eek:.

    There is an ad for a fake tan product in the window of my local pharmacy. In this ad there are two photos of the same woman, the supposedly "ugly" "pale" one and the supposedly "hot" "tanned" one. As I was walking by I saw the pale photo first and was like "wow, she's pretty, i wouldn't mind having a girlfriend like that" ;).
    Then i saw the other photo not only was i turned off, but (and i know it's not right) deep down i thought "I bet she's a horrible vaccuos person, the type of girl who gets a kick out of telling guys who approach her to fúck off.".

    tl,dr: In 97% of irish women fake tan does more harm than good.

    man you obviously have your own insecurities with approaching women if you think a tanned woman is more likely to tell you to piss off

    yes im a woman and yes i have seen nice fake tan, never said thick as muck dark fake tan, just nice fake tan, theres a difference


  • #46
    fonecrusher1
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    ShadowGal wrote: »
    that was my point

    Fair enough.

    I just prefer paler looking women myself personally.


  • #47
    spider_pig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭spider_pig


    is this the look your on about :D

    http://notsohumbleopinion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/oompa_loompa-255x300.jpg

    http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/scottish-guido.jpg


  • #48
    Larianne
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    ShadowGal wrote: »
    so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

    Seeing someone with a good fake tan is very rare!
    Lux23 wrote: »
    I am blonde and I can look pretty Barbie like at times but I never wear fake tan and I don't use a huge amount of make up. I just have never seen fake tan look good on someone and its manky the way it comes off on your clothes and bedsheets.

    Plus, its smells awful!!!!!!!!


  • #49
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Larianne wrote: »
    Seeing someone with a good fake tan is very rare!



    Plus, its smells awful!!!!!!!!

    but not unheard of ?

    btw im a pale-ish brunette myself before anyone starts screaming at me


  • #50
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    man you obviously have your own insecurities with approaching women if you think a tanned woman is more likely to tell you to piss off

    yes im a woman and yes i have seen nice fake tan, never said thick as muck dark fake tan, just nice fake tan, theres a difference

    Its never nice especially on people who have a pale skin tone naturally.


  • #51
    buttonsflyie
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    ShadowGal wrote: »
    saw this show on tv (cant remember the name) but it did a blind smell test on about 100 guys.

    their top 2 scents at the end were Lavender and fake tan

    apparently the guys associated the smell of fake tan with an easy lay


    Super book me in for one on Friday.:rolleyes:

    Look I also have blond hair, naturally I might add, however when I get good fake tan done for an occassion, it looks super, I get complimented on how well I look.

    However there is the "barbie" brigade out there that think they look like "Irelands Next Top Model" but they will never cop on as long as there is guys out there to give them what they want...................... an easy lay.

    Buttons


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  • #52
    Gummy Panda
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    ShadowGal wrote: »
    but not unheard of ?

    btw im a pale-ish brunette myself before anyone starts screaming at me

    PICS OR GTFO


  • #53
    DetectivFoxtrot
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    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Fair enough.

    I just prefer paler looking women myself personally.


    :eek:


  • #54
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    buttonsflyie wrote: »
    Super book me in for one on Friday.:rolleyes:

    Look I also have blond hair, naturally I might add, however when I get good fake tan done for an occassion, it looks super, I get complimented on how well I look.

    However there is the "barbie" brigade out there that think they look like "Irelands Next Top Model" but they will never cop on as long as there is guys out there to give them what they want...................... an easy lay.

    Buttons

    hey dont shoot the messenger


  • #55
    DetectivFoxtrot
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    spider_pig wrote: »
    is this the look your on about :D

    http://notsohumbleopinion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/oompa_loompa-255x300.jpg

    http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/scottish-guido.jpg



    Meant to quote this one

    again - :eek:


  • #56
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Its never nice especially on people who have a pale skin tone naturally.


    If someone who is pale uses a moisturising tan like Johnsons or Dove then it can look good. Moisturising tans give a healthy glow instead of a tangoed look.


  • #57
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    When it comes to make up, less is better.
    When it comes to clothes, more is better in certain places.
    If you're going to show off your cleavage, then cover your legs and vice versa.

    A really short skirt with a really short top and tons of make up just shows insecurities.

    That's just my opinion though.


  • #58
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Terry wrote: »
    When it comes to make up, less is better.
    When it comes to clothes, more is better in certain places.
    If you're going to show off your cleavage, then cover your legs and vice versa.

    A really short skirt with a really short top and tons of make up just shows insecurities.

    That's just my opinion though.

    Dad ?


    :pac:


  • #59
    fonecrusher1
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    DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »
    Meant to quote this one

    again - :eek:

    I was re-reading my post in horror.....


  • #60
    Lux23
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    If someone who is pale uses a moisturising tan like Johnsons or Dove then it can look good. Moisturising tans give a healthy glow instead of a tangoed look.

    Oh no then they get that thing when it clogs up their pores and they get the fake tan freckles. Vomit inducing.


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  • #61
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    If someone who is pale uses a moisturising tan like Johnsons or Dove then it can look good. Moisturising tans give a healthy glow instead of a tangoed look.

    Gets rid of the corned beef complexion. :) MAC Face & Body is good for this too.


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