The blonde hair/fake tan brigade.

Gunsfortoys · 01-09-2010 07:58PM #1

Let me start off by saying I'm not judging appearances or slagging anyone before the PC police shoot me down. Is there a new cult in Ireland or something? Taking a leisurely stroll through Dublin today I have never seen so many women big, small, average etc with fake tan and blonde hair. Can anyone shed a light on this? Does fake tan and blonde hair give you superhuman sexual powers? Is there a new cult I'm not aware of?

mojesius · 01-09-2010 07:59PM

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Let me start off by saying I'm not judging appearances or slagging anyone before the PC police shoot me down. Is there a new cult in Ireland or something? Taking a leisurely stroll through Dublin today I have never seen so many women big, small, average etc with fake tan and blonde hair. Can anyone shed a light on this? Does fake tan and blonde hair give you superhuman sexual powers? Is there a new cult I'm not aware of?

Two words - The Hills

SV · 01-09-2010 08:00PM

It's sexy, apparently.
Didn't you get the memo?

Terry · 01-09-2010 08:00PM

How dare you judge a woman on her looks.
Fake tan and blonde hair makes them feel better about themselves. It's not up to you to decide what is attractive.
Typical male chauvinist post.

ShadowGal · 01-09-2010 08:01PM

saw this show on tv (cant remember the name) but it did a blind smell test on about 100 guys.

their top 2 scents at the end were Lavender and fake tan

apparently the guys associated the smell of fake tan with an easy lay

Gone West · 01-09-2010 08:02PM

fake tan looks absolutely ridiculous. Even when it is applied by "tan application technicians" in salons.

I´ll just repeat it again, honestly, if you wear fake tan, you look ridiculous, you don´t look tanned, you look like a pale person with orange paint on.
Once more, it looks ridiculous. thanks.

PeterIanStaker · 01-09-2010 08:03PM

MTV, Joe, MTV!!

Gunsfortoys · 01-09-2010 08:03PM

Terry wrote: »

How dare you judge a woman on her looks.
Fake tan and blonde hair makes them feel better about themselves. It's not up to you to decide what is attractive.
Typical male chauvinist post.

Look at the beginning of the post, I am not slagging appearances. Also take a look at some of your own posts before calling me chauvinist.

ShadowGal · 01-09-2010 08:03PM

might i add that a lot of Irish women are being constantly put down for being pasty, ive heard it so many times. cant win really

01-09-2010 08:05PM

aww leave them alone no harm done as long as they dont go too far and look like a negative :eek:

Larianne · 01-09-2010 08:06PM

Classes in UCD must have started back early.

JohnDee · 01-09-2010 08:06PM

being both pasty and tanned at the same time though is the real tragedy

Terry · 01-09-2010 08:08PM

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Look at the beginning of the post, I am not slagging appearances. Also take a look at some of your own posts before calling me chauvinist.

Relax. I was joking.
Also, I'd rather not look at my own posts. Most of them are complete and utter tripe.

Zadkiel · 01-09-2010 08:09PM

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Look at the beginning of the post, I am not slagging appearances. Also take a look at some of your own posts before calling me chauvinist.

Aw bless you didn't get it did you?
Do you perchance die your hair blonde?

DetectivFoxtrot · 01-09-2010 08:11PM

brunettes ftw :cool:

easyeason3 · 01-09-2010 08:12PM

Some women, & I am stressing some, think that blonde hair that looks yellow & fake tan that makes them look slightly radioactive is attractive. These women are usually found to be wearing a fetching velour baby pink tracksuit with 'juicy' written across the arse of it. They also have a fondness for Ugg boots.

Don't tar us all with the same brush.

Turtyturd · 01-09-2010 08:13PM

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

brunettes ftw :cool:

Brunette Albino's.;)

SV · 01-09-2010 08:17PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Brunette Albino's.;)

does not compute

Gunsfortoys · 01-09-2010 08:24PM

Larianne wrote: »

Classes in UCD must have started back early.

That's a brilliantly put argument and I thank you for explaining it intelligently and with such original material. I genuinely never heard that type of classic, witty and funny response before. You go girl.

Larianne · 01-09-2010 08:24PM

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

That's a brilliantly put argument and I thank you for explaining it intelligently and with such original material. I genuinely never heard that type of classic, witty and funny response before. You go girl.

Awesome!

fonecrusher1 · 01-09-2010 08:27PM

Whats wrong with the pale look? Fake tan is.....fake?

SV · 01-09-2010 08:31PM

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

That's a brilliantly put argument and I thank you for explaining it intelligently and with such original material. I genuinely never heard that type of classic, witty and funny response before. You go girl.

What type of fake tan do you use?
Also, do you resent the fact you couldn't get into Trinity or?

kraggy · 01-09-2010 08:33PM

Fuzzy wrote: »

fake tan looks absolutely ridiculous. Even when it is applied by "tan application technicians" in salons.

I´ll just repeat it again, honestly, if you wear fake tan, you look ridiculous, you don´t look tanned, you look like a pale person with orange paint on.
Once more, it looks ridiculous. thanks.

I cannot agree with this more.

Girls, seriously, it's disgusting. No matter how well applied. It's rotten.

mikom · 01-09-2010 08:34PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Whats wrong with the pale look? Fake tan is.....fake?

Spot on.
I fuckin' love pale skin.
Redheads and those with freckles also high on my list.

Gunsfortoys · 01-09-2010 08:35PM

SV wrote: »

What type of fake tan do you use?
Also, do you resent the fact you couldn't get into Trinity or?

I don't use fake tan.
Also I have been working since 16. Save your childishness for the childrens playground you paedo.

ShadowGal · 01-09-2010 08:36PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Whats wrong with the pale look? Fake tan is.....fake?

so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

SV · 01-09-2010 08:36PM

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

I don't use fake tan.
Also I have been working since 16. Save your childishness for the childrens playground you paedo.

super lol!

Turtyturd · 01-09-2010 08:36PM

mikom wrote: »

Redheads and those with freckles also high on my list.

Nothing like a game of join the dots after she has fallen asleep.

easyeason3 · 01-09-2010 08:37PM

ShadowGal wrote: »

so is dying your hair, wearing eyeshadow, synthetic perfume the list goes on. ive actually seen some nice fake tans myself that dont look like someone was mud wrestling in the stuff

Yep. Have to agree. Not everyone goes for the umpah lumpah look.
And can I point out that some men wear fake tan too.

inforfun · 01-09-2010 08:39PM

I could almost understand going for a fake tan. After all it is not that sunny here all year.

But why pick orange for a tan?

mojesius · 01-09-2010 08:39PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Yep. Have to agree. Not everyone goes for the umpah lumpah look.
And can I point out that some men wear fake tan too.

and make-up

The blonde hair/fake tan brigade.

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