Amusing Misunderstandings

I had to google "spelt pasta"

What the hell is spelt pasta?

I answered an advert in the newspaper about a woman who wanted to be eaten out by a man.

Well I showed up at her house. She was this sexy polish bird with huge baps and a slim toned body. She invited me in and said he hasn't had a man in a while and she apologised if she was nervous. Of course I didn't care!

So She went into the kitchen and returned with 2 steak knifes!
Turns out She wanted to "Eat" a man. She was a cannibal. It was such a terrible misinterpritation.

She was terribly embarrassed and asked if there was anything she could do to apologise.
Kinda felt bad for her, so I let her suck sausage:D

went into a pharmacy with a headache and asked for "Headex" the girl behind the counter went off & came back with a packet of "Lilets"...not sure how that was suposed to help my headache?

njals_saga wrote: »

I was recently grocery shopping and was having trouble locationg spelt pasta. So naturally I asked one of the store workers where the spelt pasta was.
He pondered for a few moments but then with a lightbulb moment expression directed me down the aisle to the alphabet spaghetti.
Although it may sound dumb I think that this showed an inate intelligence on his part.
So has anyone else here had an amusing misunderstanding?

I wouldnt normally do this, but you really sound like a right asshole.
You post although quite short reeks of a person with illiusions of grandeur,
from condescending opinions to quick snapping judgements, and an insullt thrown in there for no reason at all.
And with regard to your retort, Please dont claim, because it was a store person, they should know where every speciailiaty health type food item is located, They might just work on 1 aisle etc, Next you will probably assume* I work in a supermarket and hence the reason for my post, is because you have offended me, well I dont and it doesnt make any difference.

*Intolerance is the most socially acceptable form of egotism, for it permits us to assume superiority without personal boasting.
Sydney J. Harris

clived2 wrote: »

I wouldnt normally do this, but you really sound like a right asshole.
You post although quite short reeks of a person with illiusions of grandeur,
from condescending opinions to quick snapping judgements, and an insullt thrown in there for no reason at all.
And with regard to your retort, Please dont claim, because it was a store person, they should know where every speciailiaty health type food item is located, They might just work on 1 aisle etc, Next you will probably assume* I work in a supermarket and hence the reason for my post, is because you have offended me, well I dont and it doesnt make any difference.

*Intolerance is the most socially acceptable form of egotism, for it permits us to assume superiority without personal boasting.
Sydney J. Harris

Hi Clive, you don't really know me very well, but my name is After Hours.

njals_saga wrote: »

Clived2,
jeez lighten up. I said that I thought it showed intelligence on his part.
And it´s delusions of grandeur, not illusions.

Yes your right, thanks for the correction,
Must be my inate intelligence

njals_saga wrote: »

Clived2,
jeez lighten up. I said that I thought it showed intelligence on his part.
And it´s delusions of grandeur, not illusions.

Dunno, illusions probably works too.

clived2 wrote: »

I wouldnt normally do this, but you really sound like a right asshole.
You post although quite short reeks of a person with illiusions of grandeur,
from condescending opinions to quick snapping judgements, and an insullt thrown in there for no reason at all.
And with regard to your retort, Please dont claim, because it was a store person, they should know where every speciailiaty health type food item is located, They might just work on 1 aisle etc, Next you will probably assume* I work in a supermarket and hence the reason for my post, is because you have offended me, well I dont and it doesnt make any difference.

*Intolerance is the most socially acceptable form of egotism, for it permits us to assume superiority without personal boasting.
Sydney J. Harris

Aye

Degag wrote: »

Dunno, illusions probably works too.

There are loads of examples of people using that statement, however the op clearly knows what is best for all.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/199605/illusions-grandeur

njals_saga wrote: »

@clived2,
god almighty,who pissed in your cornflakes this morning.

his nemesis...Golden Shower Flakes Man!