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So it looks like the Missus's parents are first cousins

  • 29-08-2010 09:29PM
    #1
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭


    She is tracing her biological parents, and it looking like she is the product of an incest.

    She should confirm it in the morning.


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  • #2
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    More like wincest

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #3
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Family gatherings are going to be awkward from now on.


  • #4
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,404 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Only 1 way to be sure, how many toes does she have?


  • #5
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Can she play the banjo?


  • #6
    cypharius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭cypharius


    Incest, incest it's the best,
    put your sister to the test!

    Nah, but srsly ergh, messed up, if that was me I'd kill myself on the spot.


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  • #7
    Louthdrog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Louthdrog


    Is she from Dundalk? That should confirm it.


  • #8
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Does that make you half-incest?


  • #9
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    bonerm wrote: »
    Does that make you half-incest?
    no, first incest twice removed.


  • #10
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Thanks for sharing that with us, i'm sure your missus's parents would be pleased as well......:D


  • #11
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    How many tits are we talking about, and has she got a chin?


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  • #12
    kev9100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭kev9100


    Why did you think it was a good idea to post this in AH??:confused:


  • #13
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,392 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Incest - the game the whole family can play.


  • #14
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Cavan forum ===>


  • #15
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Doni Mack


    bonerm wrote: »
    Does that make you half-incest?

    I will be giving her a week to digest the news, then dumping her.

    No way could you risk having kids with somone, who has that genetic makeup tbf


  • #16
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Doni Mack


    kev9100 wrote: »
    Why did you think it was a good idea to post this in AH??:confused:

    Oh, Is there a dedicated sub-forum for this sort of stuff?

    Link me


  • #17
    TechnoPool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,675 ✭✭✭TechnoPool


    hate that


  • #18
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Did they have a nice farm somewhere by any chance and any weird deformities on the wife :confused:


  • #19
    kev9100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭kev9100


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    Oh, Is there a dedicated sub-forum for this sort of stuff?

    Link me


    Let me re-phrase, why did you think it was a good idea to post this on the internet?


  • #20
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Doni Mack


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    Did they have a nice farm somewhere by any chance and any weird deformities on the wife :confused:

    She hasnt met them or seen pictures yet etc

    Just a preview of the Investigators report.


  • #21
    3DataModem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭3DataModem


    Athlone by any chance?


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  • #22
    i like pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭i like pie


    why go across the street when you can go across the hall:pac:


  • #23
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    I will be giving her a week to digest the news, then dumping her.

    No way could you risk having kids with somone, who has that genetic makeup tbf
    this says more about you than it does about her. she couldn't choose her parents.


  • #24
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Doni Mack


    kev9100 wrote: »
    Let me re-phrase, why did you think it was a good idea to post this on the internet?


    There are loads of other people out there in similar positions, who may be encouraged by the support I hope to receive.


  • #25
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    Are they the first cousins to do it or the first cousins to get caught?


  • #26
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    There are loads of other people out there in similar positions, who may be encouraged by the support I hope to receive.

    Yep, you've come to the right place for that. A.H. is that kind of special place.:cool:


  • #27
    Squidgy Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,828 ✭✭✭✭Squidgy Black


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    I will be giving her a week to digest the news, then dumping her.

    you really love her don't you? by any chance did your wedding vows say 'until incest do us part'? :cool:


  • #28
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Doni Mack


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Yep, you've come to the right place for that. A.H. is that kind of special place.:cool:

    Whats wrong with the people on AH?

    I think everyone on here is pretty decent.


  • #29
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    SadieSue wrote: »
    Family gatherings are going to be awkward from now on.

    If they ask if you want a game of Twister, politely decline.


  • #30
    Shazanne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭Shazanne


    What a weirdo:mad:


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  • #31
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    Oh, Is there a dedicated sub-forum for this sort of stuff?

    Link me

    Adoption forum

    Jeez


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