What the culchiest thing you have seen culchie people do?

W.Shakes-Beer · 26-08-2010 11:54PM

think i mentioned this before.

Seen some chap in clifden sitting in a spar, wearing a cheap tracksuit, drinking Guinness from the can at about 11.30 am.

landsleaving · 26-08-2010 11:55PM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

think i mentioned this before.

Seen some chap in clifden sitting in a spar, wearing a cheap tracksuit, drinking Guinness from the can at about 11.30 am.

I've seen that in Dublin. Except replace the can of guinness for 2 litres of Tesco's finest Cider.

starbelgrade · 26-08-2010 11:59PM

The guy he saw in Clifden was probably from Dublin.

NoHornJan · 27-08-2010 12:44AM

Presses the buzzer, then leaps back in fear and amazement when the door asks them their name and nature of their business...
Then creep back and repeat the exercise. Total amazement when they discover that a conversation can be had with a door...:D

Dudess · 27-08-2010 03:52AM

baz2009 wrote: »

FYP.

Maybe, but the guy had phlegm on his hands...

fasttalkerchat · 27-08-2010 04:07AM

Calling Gaelic Football Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Owwmykneecap · 27-08-2010 05:11AM

When dubliners don't realise that to people who live in real cities,you know with the tall buildings and underground trains and ****, dubliners are culchies.

ColeTrain · 27-08-2010 05:29AM

I once saw a Dubliner in my local trying to act smart, letting on that he knew everything. Anyways, Mick, Paddy, Hastings and Old Jim grabbed him, threw him into the back of Paddy's fiesta and proceeded to smack him with a bunch of hurleys. When they finished they bought the pub a round of porter and ham sandwiches, good times were had by all.

This may not have happened.

Kersmash · 27-08-2010 05:50AM

Butter biscuits.

27-08-2010 06:31AM

Seen a farmer jump start a lamb with a dose of poitín.

Misanthrope · 27-08-2010 07:30AM

I saw a culchie once, posing outside his local with one of those very first mobile phones, the ones about the same size as an Uzi, from c.'84.

Given that this was in 1999, I don't expect one of those dinosaurs would even connect to a network.

Still,in fairness to him, it seemed like he managed to get plenty of business calls taken care of on it.

I love when culchies be blingin.

Zulu · 27-08-2010 07:57AM

landsleaving wrote: »

I've seen that in Dublin. Except replace the can of guinness for 2 litres of Tesco's finest Cider.

Shenanigans!!

Spar doesn't sell Tesco Cider.

derfderf · 27-08-2010 08:29AM

Saw some oul fella in a pub in kilkenny using a bright yellow tie for a belt.

Millicent · 27-08-2010 08:38AM

storm2811 wrote: »

Really?I feel like some sort of caveman man because I see this every summer.:o

I should clarify that when I read "drinking a bottle of tae on the Bog", I read toilet and not field.

I've drank plenty of tea, some in fields and once or twice from a bottle. I have a snazzy range of travel mugs these days though!

Millicent · 27-08-2010 08:41AM

storm2811 wrote: »

My first time on a double decker bus was also exciting but very scary.:pac:

This just reminded me of my sister, who, after finding herself lost in Dublin, spotted the bus I'd taken her on a few weeks before (it was a big adventure for her, even though she worked in Stillorgan, ffs!) and followed it until she knew where she was. She was very proud of herself too, like she a big city woman now, bless her!

Sizzler · 27-08-2010 09:22AM

Was away on a stag down in Kerry and saw lads in the local nightclub (AKA Dishco) in tracksuits winking at girls as they went to the bar :eek:

Millicent · 27-08-2010 09:23AM

Sizzler wrote: »

Was away on a stag down in Kerry and saw lads in the local nightclub (AKA Dishco) in tracksuits winking at girls as they went to the bar :eek:

Tis not a proper culchie disco til you've seen someone in a thick woolly jumper and cords.

moonpurple · 27-08-2010 09:27AM

in the hurling final last year young firey tipperary guy swings full on into the face guard of the kilkenny guy who was skillfully provoking him
sent off
rte chose not to replay it, ever

easyeason3 · 27-08-2010 09:31AM

moonpurple wrote: »

in the hurling final last year young firey tipperary guy swings full on into the face guard of the kilkenny guy who was skillfully provoking him
sent off
rte chose not to replay it, ever

In the All Ireland hurling final last year a Kilkenny pup was constantly pushing the helmet of a Tipp man down over his eyes so he couldn't see where he was going. Tipp man eventually has enough & snapped at the Kilkenny man. The ref chose to see this & send Tipp man off, but had funnily enough, failed to see what had provoked a usually quite player.

RTE are pussies

fakearms123 · 27-08-2010 09:49AM

From what Ive seen down here in Kerry, being born and raised in Dublin, I can see both points of view and the following imagery i am about to show depicts what "culchie" people do...

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buzsywuzsy · 27-08-2010 09:51AM

One of my previous gaaaaaaaa managers roaring and jumping at the sidelines with his gaaaaaa socks pulled over his trousers

mecanoman · 27-08-2010 10:06AM

fakearms123 wrote: »

From what Ive seen down here in Kerry, being born and raised in Dublin, I can see both points of view and the following imagery i am about to show depicts what "culchie" people do...

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Sums them up nicely.

Once in Nite Club down the country.

Rather attractive young girls walk in.

Seamus say to John joe " Sluuts!"

I thought to myself.

Ah Nite club+ attractive ladies/sluts, not that i care
about the young ladies habits.

What did the two tractor admirers want!

moonpurple · 27-08-2010 10:09AM

fakearms123 wrote: »

From what Ive seen down here in Kerry, being born and raised in Dublin, I can see both points of view and the following imagery i am about to show depicts what "culchie" people do...

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image 2 is a youngster very close to his fit and self respecting dad,
image 2 shows why you are down in kerry
only the shrewdest europeans can live in kerry and wait for the summer to come back again:pac:

kfallon · 27-08-2010 10:19AM

Culchie people doing culchie things eh.....just go to Coppers on All Ireland final night, once saw two guys from Kerry take tin foil out of their pockets at the bar in that kip and proceed to take sandwiches from it and start eating away....ffs!!!

Teferi · 27-08-2010 10:21AM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

think i mentioned this before.

Seen some chap in clifden sitting in a spar, wearing a cheap tracksuit, drinking Guinness from the can at about 11.30 am.

This has nothing to do with being a culchie. I work in an offo in Dublin and we have drunks waiting outside our shop when we open at 10.30.

Anyway, we all know that the culchiest thing you can do is watch the GAA. Dubliners don't give a fuck how Dublin do from one end of the year to the other until last Sunday when they were playing whatever competition they were playing in. I've never seen so many of my mates wearing Dublin jerseys (and they never wore them before, I dunno where they got them).

Greyfox · 27-08-2010 10:24AM

Get a tatoo of a John Deere tractor and have loads of miniture tractors at home despite been in their mid 20's...WTF?

fakearms123 · 27-08-2010 10:24AM

moonpurple wrote: »

image 2 is a youngster very close to his fit and self respecting dad,
image 2 shows why you are down in kerry
only the shrewdest europeans can live in kerry and wait for the summer to come back again:pac:

Dude you burned me soo bad on that one! :rolleyes:

People take note, moonpurple comes up with the sickest comebacks, if you need a good slag for someone PM moonpurple because he is on FIRE!

phill106 · 27-08-2010 10:25AM

Sizzler wrote: »

Some rellies up on a visit to the big schmoke I was asked afterwards to drive them to the main bogger road out of the city, so took them to out past Heuston and told them Id beep and give them a wave when they were on the main road out of the city.

Beeped and waved as agreed and headed for home. Got home 20 mins later and who do I see in my rear view mirror.........you guessed it

Were you reversing into your drive?

Gone Fishin · 27-08-2010 10:26AM

Seen a lad strip himself to the waist leaving his boots on and kick a pig in the head in a pen - it was a slippery pig contest at Ploughing championships. I **** you not, he won.

--Kaiser-- · 27-08-2010 10:39AM

fakearms123 wrote: »

From what Ive seen down here in Kerry, being born and raised in Dublin, I can see both points of view and the following imagery i am about to show depicts what "culchie" people do...

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What the culchiest thing you have seen culchie people do?

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