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What the culchiest thing you have seen culchie people do?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Ate a feed a freshly boiled spuds, with kerrygold and salt. Nothing else. Oh the tay after a course!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Refuse to use escalators and elevators when confronted with them in town.
    Go to the bus station one hour early to make sure you don't miss the bus back home. Bow head and cross themselves every time they pass church grotto or graveyard, even when they proclaim to be atheist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭lazyQuestions


    grow alot the food you eat etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    I've seen culchies go bananas in a night club when "Cotton Eye Joe" was played.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    I saw one gnawing on the femur of a Dublin fan,up by Mountjoy SQ last Sunday.He was covered in red so he was


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,541 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    actually dubs do the culchiest things when you take em out of dublin, alot of my friends are from dublin and when they arrive in a new city everything seems so strange and wonderful to them. i remember when we were over in newcastle in the summer of 2003, one guy from killester was amazed at the different flavours of fanta in the fridge in one shop (we in ireland had one flavour at the time), he kept going back and forward to the fridge :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭HeadPig


    I was in the toilet in a Culchie College a few years ago (studying for my LC at the time, didn't attend the place), and when I came out of the cublcle to wash my hands, one of the students had his head stuck under the tap drinking out of it. This was despite the fact that the water tap for drinking was one yard outside the door.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Culchies drink Harp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    I think it has to be the time I saw some country folk walking along Tara Street and stopped and stared in shock and amazement, at the skeletal heroin addicts, freely shooting up while lying along the side of the street, and being horrified when one of the 'street people' turned around and said...'jaayyyzus misses, you couldnt be from here... could you spare a few odds'.

    The culchies got very quickly out of there, Id say that has to be the culchiest reaction to Dublin life I have wittnessed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    HeadPig wrote: »
    I was in the toilet in a Culchie College a few years ago (studying for my LC at the time, didn't attend the place), and when I came out of the cublcle to wash my hands, one of the students had his head stuck under the tap drinking out of it. This was despite the fact that the water tap for drinking was one yard outside the door.

    Yeah, I've never seen that happen in any nightclub in the Pale... :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭Funky Kingston


    Culchie : Daithi O Se

    Cluchiest thing : Hosting The Weeds of Tralee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I saw a team of culchies beat the Dubs in Croke Park last sunday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭Sizzler


    Some rellies up on a visit to the big schmoke I was asked afterwards to drive them to the main bogger road out of the city, so took them to out past Heuston and told them Id beep and give them a wave when they were on the main road out of the city.

    Beeped and waved as agreed and headed for home. Got home 20 mins later and who do I see in my rear view mirror.........you guessed it :D:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    Throw a cat in front of a car many times until it finally went SPLAT across the windscreen.


    Mary Bale is nothing compared to this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Sizzler wrote: »
    Some rellies up on a visit to the big schmoke I was asked afterwards to drive them to the main bogger road out of the city, so took them to out past Heuston and told them Id beep and give them a wave when they were on the main road out of the city.

    Beeped and waved as agreed and headed for home. Got home 20 mins later and who do I see in my rear view mirror.........you guessed it :D:o

    Driving Test Fail!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭Walsh


    Eating their Hang Sangadges out the back a their cars on All-Ireland days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Get up and look out the window when they heard a car coming.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    just had lunch with a culchie who put tayto on his breakfast roll,can't get more culchie than that


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Millicent wrote: »
    Tell me you actually saw that because I am oddly but wildly impressed!

    Really?I feel like some sort of caveman because I see this every summer.:o

    I suppose the "culchiest" things I ever done was when I went to Dublin(The city,had only ever been to the zoo or the airport and stuff before that) when I was about 11 to see my brother and was astounded because the Centra was so big and there was cornflakes in cups!
    My first time on a double decker bus was also exciting but very scary.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭Fattes


    Think that they feed people in dublin when 90% of the fruit and Veg consumed in Dublin is grown in North County Dubiln:D

    1 Beat Dublin at GAA


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Was in a local shop in rural Cork and there was an auld farmer fella who absolutely stank the whole place up by just standing there, he then sneezed and glugged the stuff onto his jumper and wiped his mouth, then he stuffed into his mouth a doughnut he was buying and there was cream and bits of chewed doughnut all around his mouth and dropping on his jumper. The girl behind the till wouldn't serve him - good for her. What a pig he was.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I worked in an office a few years back in the Wescht (it's proper West of Ireland when it's pronounced like that). Over a set of plugs on the wall, there was stickers to say what each plug was for... 'printer', 'modem', 'fax' etc.

    However one of them was really culchie... it read 'kittle'. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Get up and look out the window when they heard a car coming.


    I do that :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    mink_man wrote: »
    i saw a man by the name of the bull mcCabe kill a yank for wanting to buy his field.

    It was actually a Galway man who moved to England and returned to buy land so his sick wife could move home, where her health might improvve


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    What the culchiest thing you have seen culchie people do?

    Seen a group one day just hanging around culchieing. I couldnt wait to get away from them!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    It was actually a Galway man who moved to England and returned to buy land so his sick wife could move home, where her health might improvve

    Nah his wife was from Galway and he was from England,nearly sure that's how it goes anyway!:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    storm2811 wrote: »
    Nah his wife was from Galway and he was from England,nearly sure that's how it goes anyway!:p

    No, I just read it like beore the summer nd we did a big project thing on it in school nd im sure that is how it goes...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Dudess wrote: »
    Was in a local shop in rural Cork and there was an auld farmer fella who absolutely stank the whole place up by just standing there, he then sneezed and glugged the stuff onto his jumper and wiped his mouth, then he stuffed into his mouth a doughnut he was buying and there was cream and bits of chewed doughnut all around his mouth and dropping on his jumper. The girl behind the till wouldn't serve him - good for her. What a pig bítch she was.

    FYP.


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