Did you have a bully?

fakearms123 · 26-08-2010 11:47AM #1

I remember when I was 8 years old, I had a big problem, her name was Sorcha. She was older, stronger, bigger, faster. She chased me down like Duane "Dog" Chapman the Bounty Hunter but instead of mace in the face and a night in the county jail, I received twisted nipples, whips with skipping ropes, stings by nettles, dead legs, dead arms, hair pulling and the occassional trip and push combo.

She was the big fish in our estate, she ran the joint with an iron fist that would make Joseph Stalin weep like a little girl. No one was safe. I cried many nights in my panda and monkey wallpapered bedroom, punching pillows like a convict. But time went by and we moved house and I always wondered what happened to Sorcha, if she was bossing people around in some office somewhere, throwing coffee in her assistant Stephen's face. I often think that maybe she bullied me because she fancied the smooth hairless balls off me and that 10 year old girl was sick of the old bulls and wanted a piece of the young calf... but we'll never know

So tell me, did you have a bully? Or maybe there is a bully in your life right now?

helimachoptor · 26-08-2010 11:51AM

One guy in primary school kept robbing my drink from my bag, but i didnt know who it was. One day i seen him take it with his foot so i got under the table to get it, as i got out he dropped my school bag on my head. So i stood up picked the school chair up by the legs and smashed him in the face with it. Problem solved.

ShadowGal · 26-08-2010 11:51AM

i had a bully in school, i day dreamed those days away imagining all the awful ways she could meet her end, she was such a b**ch

PeterIanStaker · 26-08-2010 11:52AM

I had, his name was Trevor, big chunky bastard whose preferred method of attack was the headlock.

One sunny evening Trevor gets me in a headlock, I'm f**king sick of it at this stage so I bit his arm as hard as I could, drawing blood through his white school uniform shirt.

The cunt didn't do it again.

ShadowGal · 26-08-2010 11:54AM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

I had, his name was Trevor, big chunky bastard whose preferred method of attack was the headlock.

One sunny evening Trevor gets me in a headlock, I'm f**king sick of it at this stage so I bit his arm as hard as I could, drawing blood through his white school uniform shirt.

The cunt didn't do it again.

my bully was twice the width of me, big bull dog face on her. it was always a loosing battle lol

jokettle · 26-08-2010 11:54AM

I did; one in every school! I love the fact that even though my current job isn't wonderful it's a stepping stone to the professional career I'm working towards, whereas my old bully has been working the tills in SuperValu since she turned 16.

And she got fat.

kfallon · 26-08-2010 11:55AM

fakearms123 wrote: »

I remember when I was 8 years old, I had a big problem, her name was Sorcha. She was older, stronger, bigger, faster. She chased me down like Duane "Dog" Chapman the Bounty Hunter but instead of mace in the face and a night in the county jail, I received twisted nipples, whips with skipping ropes, stings by nettles, dead legs, dead arms, hair pulling and the occassional trip and push combo.

She was the big fish in our estate, she ran the joint with an iron fist that would make Joseph Stalin weep like a little girl. No one was safe. I cried many nights in my panda and monkey wallpapered bedroom, punching pillows like a convict. But time went by and we moved house and I always wondered what happened to Sorcha, if she was bossing people around in some office somewhere, throwing coffee in her assistant Stephen's face. I often think that maybe she bullied me because she fancied the smooth hairless balls off me and that 10 year old girl was sick of the old bulls and wanted a piece of the young calf... but we'll never know

So tell me, did you have a bully? Or maybe there is a bully in your life right now?

Ya big Jessy, why didn't you grow a pair and 'man up'

I never had a bully thank God, me older brother used to give me a few dead legs etc but that's to be expected!

PeterIanStaker · 26-08-2010 11:56AM

ShadowGal wrote: »

my bully was twice the width of me, big bull dog face on her. it was always a loosing battle lol

Biting works, believe me.

Wazdakka · 26-08-2010 11:56AM

Yup had loads over the years when I was growing up.
I used to get the crap bullied and beat outta me.

That all sort of stopped once I hit 14, developed a personality, broke 6ft and discovered girls.

starbelgrade · 26-08-2010 11:57AM

I remember Bully - his Star Prize Gamble was the best part of the show.

ShadowGal · 26-08-2010 11:59AM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Biting works, believe me.

i just tried to wriggle free every time, i was a bit sporty, fast runner

phasers · 26-08-2010 12:00PM

Nope, and by all rights I should have in primary school - I was a nerd who cried a lot.

Thing was I had three older brothers and I'm not exactly a wimp myself so I was left alone.

mojesius · 26-08-2010 12:00PM

Yes, she was my best friend at first but then one day when we were about 14 she decided she didn't like me, made up horrible rumours about me and formed this little gang of b1tches who'd call me every name under the sun, following me around at lunchtime making snide comments. I soon made new friends who are still my closest friends.

10 years on or so, I saw her at a reunion and she's a right porker. She may have been a b*tch but karma's a bigger one.

fakearms123 · 26-08-2010 12:01PM

ShadowGal wrote: »

i just tried to wriggle free every time, i was a bit sporty, fast runner

running gets you everywhere, literally!

ShadowGal · 26-08-2010 12:02PM

mojesius wrote: »

Yes, she was my best friend at first but then one day when we were about 14 she decided she didn't like me, made up horrible rumours about me and formed this little gang of b1tches who'd call me every name under the sun, following me around at lunchtime making snide comments. I soon made new friends who are still my closest friends.

10 years on or so, I saw her at a reunion and she's a right porker. She may have been a b*tch but karma's a bigger one.

karma rocks !

my bully looks like she'd eat a cow between 2 bread vans now

Gang of Gin · 26-08-2010 12:06PM

helimachoptor wrote: »

One guy in primary school kept robbing my drink from my bag, but i didnt know who it was. One day i seen him take it with his foot so i got under the table to get it, as i got out he dropped my school bag on my head. So i stood up picked the school chair up by the legs and smashed him in the face with it. Problem solved.

He's a thief, here. You're an animal. And probably the new bully.

Sykk · 26-08-2010 12:06PM

Not a bully but more of a guy that started on everyone, he got his head kicked in after starting on the wrong lad. Didn't hear much from him after that.

mecanoman · 26-08-2010 12:07PM

No thank God. Younger sister did. Till one day she snapped in school.
Other girl told her she was "dead after school".
Sister loked at me pleading, what do i do?
I said" Hit her and don't stop!"

God did she wallop her, Ahh fecking great stuff. Drew blood.
Face on the bully was priceless. Sister went to town on her.
Suspended, parents didnt mind, bully had being torrmenting her for months.

Next week back in school, the bully left her alone. Extreme violence
is the only thing alot of them understand.

anniehoo · 26-08-2010 12:07PM

Yep i had LOADS...i was a big geek so an easy target. One main bully actually apologised in the local pub a few years ago.I couldnt believe it. She was off her face on god knows that night but slurred "howya...immmm shoorrry for yearsss ago riiiiigh"!

Made my night and almost made up for all the years she tormented me.

fakeaccent · 26-08-2010 12:07PM

Yes I had a nasty bully for the first few years of secondary school. She was really vicious, always tormenting me and I haaaaated her!

Years later after graduating college, I had a great new job and was doing really well and I wandered into a newsagent in the shopping centre to buy a coke and there she was behind the till looking sullen and (dare I say it?) faaaaaat! Mwahahahahaha!

Edit: fakearms has been threatening to pull my hair....sniff

BluesBerry · 26-08-2010 12:10PM

A girl in school took a dislike and made my life a misery in primary calling me names kicking me moving my outdoor shoes to the other side of the school and rob my coat and hide it etc

The teacher used to keep kids in during lunchtime if they got spelling wrong etc I used to get them wrong on purpose to stay in class and "study" I hated that bítch :mad:

philologos · 26-08-2010 12:11PM

fakearms123 wrote: »

She chased me down like Duane "Dog" Chapman the Bounty Hunter but instead of mace in the face and a night in the county jai

That gets the image across perfectly :pac:

fakearms123 · 26-08-2010 12:14PM

fakeaccent wrote: »

Yes I had a nasty bully for the first few years of secondary school. She was really vicious, always tormenting me and I haaaaated her!

Years later after graduating college, I had a great new job and was doing really well and I wandered into a newsagent in the shopping centre to buy a coke and there she was behind the till looking sullen and (dare I say it?) faaaaaat! Mwahahahahaha!

Edit: fakearms has been threatening to pull my hair....sniff

Thats what you get for bullying me all those years fakeaccent or should I say Sorcha! I knew I would run into you again when the internet gets invented!

Gang of Gin · 26-08-2010 12:14PM

All the girls that have posted delighted at the weight gain of all these bullies. It really does scare the ladies stiff, the thought of it.

the purple tin · 26-08-2010 12:15PM

I had a few bullies myself, quite unpleasant at the time.
I'm noticing a trend here- are all female bullies predestined to get porky and work behind a till?

Brendog · 26-08-2010 12:16PM

I posted this before...

When I was in Junior Infants there was this kid named Darren who was always getting into trouble. Whenever something he had done was discovered by the teacher he blamed me for it, and all his friends would agree that they saw me. I got in trouble everyday, not being able to prove my innocence. Which is a horrible thing to go through as young child.
He was eventually found out when he blamed something on me on a day I was out sick.

Now Darren is a secondary school dropout, living on the dole with no qualifications.

I'd like to dedicate this post to Darren as it will be the best thing associated with him in his pathetic life!

:D:D:D

helimachoptor · 26-08-2010 12:16PM

Gang of Gin wrote: »

He's a thief, here. You're an animal. And probably the new bully.

How.. this had been going on for the whole school year. Serious emotional trauma thinking people were taking my stuff... i didnt do much damage a black eye or something. He's actually a decent enough lad now, I credit myself with turning his life around

phasers · 26-08-2010 12:18PM

the purple tin wrote: »

I had a few bullies myself, quite unpleasant at the time.
I'm noticing a trend here- are all female bullies predestined to get porky and work behind a till?

Nope, people always just say that their bullies are doing that to make themselves feel better.

My school's resident bully is a thin, attractive med student now.

ShadowGal · 26-08-2010 12:19PM

Gang of Gin wrote: »

All the girls that have posted delighted at the weight gain of all these bullies. It really does scare the ladies stiff, the thought of it.

you know i was pretty happy about it tbh. when someone is an awful bully though their school years, and im talking my teens here then i see nothing wrong with having a little inward giggle (she would probably still kill me hehe) when i pass her. im at least entitled to that :cool:

fakeaccent · 26-08-2010 12:21PM

fakearms123 wrote: »

Thats what you get for bullying me all those years fakeaccent or should I say Sorcha! I knew I would run into you again when the internet gets invented!

Slander!! I was the nerdy quiet girl in school...the one with the braces and teenage spot break-outs

admiralofthefleet · 26-08-2010 12:21PM

i did, albeit very briefly til i sorted the cunt out

Did you have a bully?

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