Jesus that was lucky..

[Deleted User] · 2010-08-13 17:05:52

Arrived into busaras from Galway there at quarter to five having left at half one. The second I walk inside, I hear an announcement for the Derry bus leaving.. I run out onto the tarmac nd lucky enough manage to stop him after he had already finished reversing and was moving off.. I'm confident that was the quickest change…

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#32 13-08-2010 06:28PM

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#33 13-08-2010 06:29PM

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I'd say he's taking the piss.

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#34 13-08-2010 06:30PM

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Any hot ladies on the bus?

Put on a Donald Duck mask and grope them.

If you don't have one .. just fap in front of everyone.

Oh .. and pee in a bottle.

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#35 13-08-2010 06:30PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBG3hBBiYLk

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#36 13-08-2010 06:31PM

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You just made it on to the bus to Derry, seems more like unlucky to me.

No wait, Monaghan, defo unlucky.

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#37 13-08-2010 06:31PM

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I can't see any youtube videos btw.. That's about ten i've missed.

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#38 13-08-2010 06:32PM

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I can't see any youtube videos btw.. That's about ten i've missed.

They were all Golden Shower vids, ten users got banned.

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#39 13-08-2010 06:32PM

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Show this to the driver when ye stop .

Dear Driver

This is ABG's Mum , please let him go to the little boys room as I forgot to pack a spare pants and trousers for him. For some reason he will spend more time on his phone talking about needing to go the bathroom than he will thinking up a way of actually doing it.

He is being tested for stupidity and today is a big step for him.

Thank you

ABG's Mum

Yes I know I had to register to keep an eye on him. Kid's and their interweb thingy :rolleyes:

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#40 13-08-2010 06:33PM

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I'll help take your mind off things. The Dublin-Derry slash Londonderry bus is a fine wee trip, bursting with interesting things to pee, I mean see, without having to spend a penny.

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#41 13-08-2010 06:34PM

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OutlawPete wrote: »

They were all Golden Shower vids, ten users got banned.

You're taking the piss, which is more than Ads can do.

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#42 13-08-2010 06:34PM

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the pain is going to start kicking in soon . Your going to have to open your belt just to relieve the pressure but no it wont help . your going to start looking around the bus and begin to sweat as the pressure builds and builds .

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#43 13-08-2010 06:34PM

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STOP THE BUS I WANT A WEE WEE
STOP THE BUS I WANT A WEE WEE
STOP THE BUS I WANT A WEE WEE
CAUSE THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK CAN’T SWIM

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#44 13-08-2010 06:36PM

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Check this out.

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#45 13-08-2010 06:38PM

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055745679

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#46 13-08-2010 06:40PM

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mikom wrote: »

http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055745679

Lol If I could thank you, I would..

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#47 13-08-2010 06:40PM

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Ah - isn't it the greatest feeling to go for a leak when you've been holding it in for ages and you just feel so much lighter.

Aaaaahhhh.

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#48 13-08-2010 06:41PM

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Ads, do you not have a bottle you could use?

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#49 13-08-2010 06:42PM

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whiteman19 wrote: »

Ads, do you not have a bottle you could use?

The bus is packed unfortunately.. I've done it before into an empty bottle of buckfast and if I had some room, i'd do it again..

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#50 13-08-2010 06:44PM

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Donkey Oaty wrote: »

I'll help take your mind off things. The Dublin-Derry slash Londonderry bus is a fine wee trip, bursting with interesting things to pee, I mean see, without having to spend a penny.

Where's that.

Had to ask

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#51 13-08-2010 06:44PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHpSXokO_dk

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#52 13-08-2010 06:45PM

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Ahhhh Flushing Meadows!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-4Nvj3awlc

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#53 13-08-2010 06:46PM

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I am so glad I have a car , I can just piss on the seat and no one can say feck all. :pac:

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#54 13-08-2010 06:48PM

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The bus is packed unfortunately.. I've done it before into an empty bottle of buckfast and if I had some room, i'd do it again..

I was caught short in a traffic jam and did it into an empty can of Coke, and luckily I produced exactly 330 ml of wee wee, not a drop more.

Can you believe the guy failed me for that?

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#55 13-08-2010 06:48PM

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Kasabian wrote: »

I am so glad I have a car , I can just piss on the seat and no one can say feck all. :pac:

Would you not pull over and piss on the side of the road?

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#56 13-08-2010 06:52PM

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I hate that. Every bus should have a toilet. It should be illegal for a bus not to have one.

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#57 13-08-2010 06:52PM

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WIZE wrote: »

Would you not pull over and piss on the side of the road?

Of course not , I might be in a hurry.

In other news Megan Fox is on Two and a half men.

Wow

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#58 13-08-2010 06:53PM

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The forecast is for isolated light showers ;

Today

Most areas dry and cloudy this evening - just isolated light showers, with the best of any sunny spells in the east.

Tonight

Staying dry in most areas tonight, with a mix of cloud and some clearer spells. However scattered outbreaks of rain or drizzle will affect western counties towards by the morning. Lowest temperatures 8 to 11 degrees, with just light northerly breezes.

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#59 13-08-2010 06:54PM

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Kasabian wrote: »

Where's that.

Obscure term for Derry preceded by "Derry slash".

Current usage: restricted to weak bladder jokes about urination.

Source: Wikileaks.

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#60 13-08-2010 06:54PM

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Kasabian wrote: »

Of course not , I might be in a hurry.

In other news Megan Fox is on Two and a half men.

Wow

Ah jesus, ye know i'm on a bus.. Now I can't pee or see Megan Fox..

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#61 13-08-2010 06:57PM

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in the alps,the glaciers melt like hell.

Can you just imagine the amount of meltwater:D

Holy ****,its just the biggest,dirtiest piddle imaginable.

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