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well sweet jesus scenesters.

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  • Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Jaziel Wailing Vision


    thats nothing new theres an alcoholic who regularly does this in cork asked her what she was doing she mumbled something about internal semiotics ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Confab wrote: »
    You mean it's mostly not art? 99% not art? Art is utterly useless but it's supposed to be part of a mature society, so we tolerate adult adults acting like a three-day old baby boy with a paintbrush in both hands. And then someone comes along and calls it deep and meaningful. That's not art, that's ****.

    About the only thing worse than conceptual art is poetry.

    Then the problem you have is with criticism, not art.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Performance art - the world's biggest practical joke or just a pile of sh*te?

    You decide.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    Confab wrote: »
    You mean it's mostly not art? 99% not art? Art is utterly useless but it's supposed to be part of a mature society, so we tolerate adult adults acting like a three-day old baby boy with a paintbrush in both hands. And then someone comes along and calls it deep and meaningful. That's not art, that's ****.

    About the only thing worse than conceptual art is poetry.

    yeah, and as for films i dont like, dont get me started on them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    In fairness the audience are worse for clapping that rubbish. Fúcking morons. None of them would survive a week in the real world.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    That's not art. I cant hang it on me wall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Toes


    Its sooo deep maaaaaaann, its like a metaphor for like how we all wanna break free of like the spaghetti hoops that constrain us and just like piss all over the floor.

    Shes so non conformist that dressing differently isnt enough, coz it would just mean that shes conforming to the sterotype that scenesters strive to be alternative. You dont even know what that performance represents like..... trust me.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 836 ✭✭✭fruvai


    Fcuk art school, you shouldn't be allowed to leave primary school if you cant open a tin with a tin-opener

    That was a metaphor for woman's struggle (in the kitchen) :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    How could you face your classmates after you whip your vag our in front of all them and take a piss!

    If I was on after her I would take a sh1t in a saucepan. Just to one up her! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭Jenroche


    I don' t know which was worse, the 'performance' or the big bunch of gobhsh*tes sat there watching and then applauding it. Time to cull the herd!

    Jen ;->


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    bonerm wrote: »
    In fairness the audience are worse for clapping that rubbish. Fúcking morons. None of them would survive a week in the real world.


    Whats up with the link?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Lady Gaga's in the audience. Even she is disgusted at what the girl's doing.

    No - she wasn't disgusted - just bemused at how another woman could take a piss without having a cock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Did she rub her gee with sauce?
    Jaysus...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    :confused:
    Mercyful hour! That was one of the weirdest and most pointless things I ever saw. The best thing was seeing all the serious arty farty twits watching intently and then there was one girl sitting on the left bursting her arse trying not to laugh the whole way through:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭TimTim


    what the fudge indeed. What was that she was mopping up at the end with her t-shirt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Ah man, couldn't watch past the two minutes of her struggling with a tin opener, her parents must be delighted they're spending their hard earned money on this b*llsh*t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    What a bunch of ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    There's art and talented bastards and then there's this.

    Reminds me of the time I was stuck in a room full of people who looked like this laughing uncrontrolably at the sheer "randomness" that somebody brought a Kazoo along with them. At one point I thought I was in an o2 commercial........................the things I did to get a shag :pac:

    I wish I brought a gun :(

    Heh, I remember I went to some Art exhibition in Dublin and seeing a piece of wood hung on the wall (those same types of white wooden boards Art students in school would have to put their work on) It looked like someone carved a line into it with a compass.................and then someone paid €500 for it :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    My god, that was some concentrated pile of twats. The cameraman was more interested in the crowd than the 'performance'. Skipped through and didnt see the beans/vagina intersection though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Willbbz


    is that boards.ie HQ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Was the spaghetti or whatever was in the tin in her vag like?
    Infection ahoy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    That was ****ing awesome.
    It had all the stereotypes.
    The butch dyke with her I'm just experimenting girlfriend, the beady hipster, the hot half-goth chick, the rebel (the one who says "Vagina" into the camera near the end, the geeky fat Asian dude, the you'd do her if you were drunk Asian chick and so many more.

    In saying that, I promised myself that I'd commit suicide if they applauded. I have to go now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    WilliamOC wrote: »
    is that boards.ie HQ?

    Can't be. I saw women in the clip.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    came across this on the internet. Really how is this called art. Im morto for the youngone.Is this what parents send there kids to art school for

    :eek:

    Well, whatever yer into, I'm not gonna judge! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭franklyshocked


    2 and a half minutes and she still hasn'y opened the friggin can.
    Failure as an artist and a woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Beans, beans, they're good for your art
    The more you eat, the more you art
    The more you art, the more you eat
    The more you sit on the toilet seat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    :mad: JUST OPEN THE JAYSUS TIN YOU BUTTHOLE! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Hackysack


    That looks like the worst party ever known to mankind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    I'm an artist and it really bugs me when people dismiss anything conceptual as "not art". It's a little more complicated than that. So I watched the video, all ready to be defensive.

    3 minutes in, I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard I was crying.
    I particularly like the beardy guy with the beer. He looks so very unimpressed. Also whoever it is that yells "YEAH! ART!" near the end.

    The guy shouting "encore" got me. what the hell is she going to do for an encore? The Aristocrats?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Art is a form of expression.

    That sh1t right there is just ruining a T-shirt and a perfectly good pair of jeans and pissing in a can.

    The people that clapped her want to be kicked in the head as they sit there waisting tax payers money


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