well sweet jesus scenesters.

Diageio_Man

came across this on the internet. Really how is this called art. Im morto for the youngone.Is this what parents send there kids to art school for
(NSFW) mods move it if you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Superbus

What. The. Fudge.

Br4tPr1nc3

you think shes just get a can with one of those easy pull rings on it.

RoadKillTs

?????????????

Br4tPr1nc3

after the jeans were cut, did she cut herself? piss herself? or **** herself?

Winty

That has to be a prank

teddy_303

Well, she got one thing right, that is sh1t!

zuroph

sometimes those damn can openers make me want to tear my crotch off too.

Cheap Thrills!

Diageio_Man wrote: »

came across this on the internet. Really how is this called art. Im morto for the youngone.Is this what parents send there kids to art school for
(NSFW) mods move it if you want.

Only got to the bit where she starts spreading the tinned stuff on her t-shirt. YES, that is exactly what goes on in art college. Pure w4nkerism. All the livelong day.

I went years ago and someones final exhibition was just a load of black and white pictures of her ugly, saggy flaps pierced with about 10 or 20 hoop earrings.

Most 'art students' are ar$eholes. Nothing more, nothing less.

I didn't study 'art' btw. Pretentious b0ll0x.

EDIT: Just watched the rest.....ahhhhh w4nkers...told ya!!!!

bmw535d

that was one of the weirdest things i've ever seen. those were also some of the weirdest looking people i've ever seen.

abouttobebanned

Directed by David lynch.

FearDark

Lets face it, 99% of "art" is shíte.

steddyeddy

Not a bad aul arse on her

Morrisseys quiff

I'm an artist and it really bugs me when people dismiss anything conceptual as "not art". It's a little more complicated than that. So I watched the video, all ready to be defensive.

3 minutes in, I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard I was crying.
I particularly like the beardy guy with the beer. He looks so very unimpressed. Also whoever it is that yells "YEAH! ART!" near the end.

zuroph

I too want to defend the art community, there is much more to it than this, but yeah, performance art is my most hated school.

WIZE

she would make a crap wife

FearDark

Morrisseys quiff wrote: »

I particularly like the beardy guy with the beard.

That was my favourite bit too, love beardy guys with beards.

Gummy Panda

WTF...

Morrisseys quiff

FearDark wrote: »

That was my favourite bit too, love beardy guys with beards.

Edited! But maybe I should have left it with the typo. Just to remind us that beardy guys should always have beards.

Scarydoll

What the heck is this shít?

Chuchoter

:D

Hey guys......she probably paid to go learn that.:P To open cans badly, smear stuff all over herself, cut up perfectly good jeans and piss on herself. She paid money :P

Cheap Thrills!

Scarydoll wrote: »

What the heck is this shít?

Its pure unadulterated $hit.

'But is ORT YA? You, like philistines, wouldn't like, understand yah....'

Scarydoll

She has too much time and shít on her hands.

storm2811

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Its pure unadulterated $hit.

'But is ORT YA? You, like philistines, wouldn't like, understand yah....'

"ORT" :pac:
Seriously though I like art and can understand most of the weird aspects,but this is just bullshit.
What.The.****.

Wibbs

Morrisseys quiff wrote: »

I'm an artist and it really bugs me when people dismiss anything conceptual as "not art". It's a little more complicated than that.

I agree but it's very complexity and distance from its audience does tend to lead to more morons than not chiming in. Ergo this...

3 minutes in, I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard I was crying.
I particularly like the beardy guy with the beer. He looks so very unimpressed. Also whoever it is that yells "YEAH! ART!" near the end.

God yea my tea flew out my nose at that point. Bloody emo muppets

Smeggy

I loike totally got it, did you not hear her say ah nah ba nah ah cah.......????

Thats some profound sh1t allright..

but yeah, jesus, she strugled to get the can open..

Will

One can only loike assume that it's all loike a metaphor for loike how hord you struggle with loife (opening the can) then loike you know how you struggle in daddy's beamer then to get there loike only to find you're fúcked either way (the mud in the loike vagina)

OutlawPete

And I thought I had fapped to everything possible online.

I have now I guess.

W.Shakes-Beer

looked like a magic trick. The beans went black and she "pissed" the normal looking beans all over the floor.

Crann na Beatha

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BluesBerry

She urinated on the floor over the spaghetti :eek: art me arse

Hate to be the next performer after her

Eddie Ere

Mother of fúck

strobe

God! Why do people on here have to be so jealous of people with talent? Just because she is more creative than you and you can't comprehend the beauty and depth of her performance doesn't mean you get to sit there and insult her. I'd like to see any of you come up with anything as magical as opening a can and rubbing crap on your t-shirt..... Oh you can't? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Wibbs

Obaraten wrote: »

Anyone fap to that?:pac:

Eastern Europeans. Perverts all. Damned by his own admission. :pac:

starbelgrade

2 mins & 11 seconds to open a tin of spaghetti?

What a f*cking retard.

Gummy Panda

strobe wrote: »

I'd like to see any of you come up with anything as magical as opening a can and rubbing crap on your t-shirt..... Oh you can't? Yeah, that's what I thought.

I have!!

I call it Requiem for a Poop

Eddie Ere

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I have!!

I call it Requiem for a Poop

Worried how you came across that video tbh...


Panda Pervert!


:pac:

Delirium

looks like another student is about to fail their chef training course:pac:

Nulty

Ouch. My faith in humanity just took another devastating blow...

Killer Pigeon

Diageio_Man wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Now that's not so original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8GFtspk9U

Killer Pigeon

Oh yes, who could ever forget this masterpiece;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HypmW4Yd7SY

latenia

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/404456/80456372.jpg

up for anything

I'm not paying for any bloody art school. It's accountancy or nothing! :mad:

D-Generate

I was inconsolable during that. I really pity the next poor ****er onstage. How can you possibly follow after someone who has the scutters in front of a crowd. Its like doing balloon animals after 2 girls 1 cup.
I loved some of the folks in the crowd also thinking "WTF?" and smirking and sniggering. Also I can only assume the guy who screams "Yeah Art!!" is somebody taking the piss.

Well it did kinda look like a magic trick that she pissed/**** beans or something and the beans in the saucepan turned out to be oil.

Also she had a fine arse rest of her was so-so though.

Kasabian

If ever a grenade should have been thrown into a room that was it.

Capt'n Midnight

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Oh yes, who could ever forget this masterpiece;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HypmW4Yd7SY

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/23/uk.silence/

British composer Mike Batt found himself the subject of a plagiarism action for including the song, "A One Minute Silence," on an album for his classical rock band The Planets.

He was accused of copying it from a work by the late American composer John Cage, whose 1952 composition "4'33"" was totally silent.

On Monday, Batt settled the matter out of court by paying an undisclosed six-figure sum to the John Cage Trust.

zuroph

latenia wrote: »

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/404456/80456372.jpg

I can.

bytey

wow

WHAT A TALENT :eek::pac::pac:

Cupcake_Crisis

When i grow up i want to be just like her....

PeterIanStaker

1 girl 1 tin