well sweet jesus scenesters.

BluesBerry · 07-08-2010 11:20PM

She urinated on the floor over the spaghetti :eek: art me arse

Hate to be the next performer after her

Eddie Ere · 07-08-2010 11:38PM

Mother of fúck

strobe · 08-08-2010 12:08AM

God! Why do people on here have to be so jealous of people with talent? Just because she is more creative than you and you can't comprehend the beauty and depth of her performance doesn't mean you get to sit there and insult her. I'd like to see any of you come up with anything as magical as opening a can and rubbing crap on your t-shirt..... Oh you can't? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Wibbs · 08-08-2010 12:32AM

Obaraten wrote: »

Anyone fap to that?:pac:

Eastern Europeans. Perverts all. Damned by his own admission.

:pac:

starbelgrade · 08-08-2010 12:41AM

2 mins & 11 seconds to open a tin of spaghetti?

What a f*cking retard.

Gummy Panda · 08-08-2010 12:48AM

strobe wrote: »

I'd like to see any of you come up with anything as magical as opening a can and rubbing crap on your t-shirt..... Oh you can't? Yeah, that's what I thought.

I have!!

I call it Requiem for a Poop

Eddie Ere · 08-08-2010 12:53AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I have!!

I call it Requiem for a Poop

Worried how you came across that video tbh...

Panda Pervert!

:pac:

Delirium · 08-08-2010 12:54AM

looks like another student is about to fail their chef training course:pac:

Nulty · 08-08-2010 01:04AM

Ouch. My faith in humanity just took another devastating blow...

Killer Pigeon · 08-08-2010 01:06AM

Diageio_Man wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Now that's not so original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8GFtspk9U

Killer Pigeon · 08-08-2010 01:19AM

Oh yes, who could ever forget this masterpiece;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HypmW4Yd7SY

latenia · 08-08-2010 01:29AM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/404456/80456372.jpg

up for anything · 08-08-2010 01:30AM

I'm not paying for any bloody art school. It's accountancy or nothing! :mad:

D-Generate · 08-08-2010 01:37AM

I was inconsolable during that. I really pity the next poor ****er onstage. How can you possibly follow after someone who has the scutters in front of a crowd. Its like doing balloon animals after 2 girls 1 cup.
I loved some of the folks in the crowd also thinking "WTF?" and smirking and sniggering. Also I can only assume the guy who screams "Yeah Art!!" is somebody taking the piss.

Well it did kinda look like a magic trick that she pissed/**** beans or something and the beans in the saucepan turned out to be oil.

Also she had a fine arse rest of her was so-so though.

Kasabian · 08-08-2010 02:01AM

If ever a grenade should have been thrown into a room that was it.

Capt'n Midnight · 08-08-2010 02:02AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Oh yes, who could ever forget this masterpiece;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HypmW4Yd7SY

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/23/uk.silence/

British composer Mike Batt found himself the subject of a plagiarism action for including the song, "A One Minute Silence," on an album for his classical rock band The Planets.

He was accused of copying it from a work by the late American composer John Cage, whose 1952 composition "4'33"" was totally silent.

On Monday, Batt settled the matter out of court by paying an undisclosed six-figure sum to the John Cage Trust.

zuroph · 08-08-2010 02:03AM

latenia wrote: »

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/404456/80456372.jpg

I can.

bytey · 08-08-2010 02:17AM

wow

WHAT A TALENT :eek::pac::pac:

Cupcake_Crisis · 08-08-2010 02:32AM

When i grow up i want to be just like her....

PeterIanStaker · 08-08-2010 02:53AM

1 girl 1 tin

artanevilla · 08-08-2010 03:28AM

steddyeddy wrote: »

Not a bad aul arse on her

How many only watched after reading this comment?

Capt'n Midnight · 08-08-2010 03:41AM

1. Gather a group of pretentious, pseudo-intellectual scumbags

2. Cut jeans up, spill spaghetti-o's out of vagina

3. ???

4. PROFIT

Killer Pigeon · 08-08-2010 03:52AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/23/uk.silence/

Wow, so John Cage owns silence?

Cheap Thrills! · 08-08-2010 04:05AM

up for anything wrote: »

I'm not paying for any bloody art school. It's accountancy or nothing! :mad:

lol I hear ya knockin' and I'm not even a parent!!!

If I catch any of our kids (nieces & nephews) harbouring Art school pretentions, I'll.................

I'll 'school 'em' the lttle b0ll0xes!

:D [sic]

Hopefully the recession wipes out this sorta thing! Down with it! :cool:

starbelgrade · 08-08-2010 04:09AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Wow, so John Cage owns silence?

Not quite.. the problem came about when Batt accredited Cage as a co-writer of his 1 minute silent piece, as a tongue in cheek gesture.

The matter was settled out of court. Hush money, so to speak!

Einhard · 08-08-2010 05:07AM

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

*Wipes eyes*

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Seriously, what a load of pretentious twaddle.

She could have at least gotten her tits out.:mad:

Pretty_Pistol · 08-08-2010 05:49AM

Lady Gaga's in the audience. Even she is disgusted at what the girl's doing.

me_right_one · 08-08-2010 08:08AM

Fcuk art school, you shouldn't be allowed to leave primary school if you cant open a tin with a tin-opener

me_right_one · 08-08-2010 08:15AM

Did anyone else hear a "they tuk er jerbs!" around 6:20?

Mr Benevolent · 08-08-2010 11:29AM

Morrisseys quiff wrote: »

I'm an artist and it really bugs me when people dismiss anything conceptual as "not art". It's a little more complicated than that

You mean it's mostly not art? 99% not art? Art is utterly useless but it's supposed to be part of a mature society, so we tolerate adult adults acting like a three-day old baby boy with a paintbrush in both hands. And then someone comes along and calls it deep and meaningful. That's not art, that's ****.

About the only thing worse than conceptual art is poetry.

well sweet jesus scenesters.

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