Ever wonder what dogs do be thinking

How Soon Is Now · 04-08-2010 05:48PM #1

Sitting here after finishing me dinner and the dog just lying there infront me staring at me lol wonder whats going on in his head.

Junco Partner · 04-08-2010 05:50PM

"give me some food ya greedy git"

Donkey Oaty · 04-08-2010 05:50PM

angerfist2009 wrote: »

staring at me lol

You or the dog?

Wazdakka · 04-08-2010 05:51PM

angerfist2009 wrote: »

wonder whats going on in his head.

What he ate looked nicer than the shíte he gave me...

Sykk · 04-08-2010 05:51PM

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Sitting here after finishing me dinner and the dog just lying there infront me staring at me lol wonder whats going on in his head.

mojesius · 04-08-2010 05:51PM

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Sitting here after finishing me dinner and the dog just lying there infront me staring at me lol wonder whats going on in his head.

Make sure you look away first, it asserts dominance in the pack.

Yakult · 04-08-2010 05:51PM

Sniffing holes, getting laid, running, eating and sleeping.

IvySlayer · 04-08-2010 05:51PM

My pup is sleeping on my pillow. A couple of kicks and whines, wondering what he's dreaming about!

Nemanja91 · 04-08-2010 05:52PM

Could be planning to kill you!

henryporter · 04-08-2010 05:53PM

"now looks like a good time to ride his leg"

mojesius · 04-08-2010 05:53PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

My pup is sleeping on my pillow. A couple of kicks and whines, wondering what he's dreaming about!

Sometimes, I get worried when I see my dogs dreaming, one growls in his sleep, he must be imagining giant tigers chasing him.

Mr. Rager · 04-08-2010 05:55PM

"Why is my cock red", thought the dog.

My name is URL · 04-08-2010 05:56PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppOyEbYVi0A

Carlos_Ray · 04-08-2010 05:57PM

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Sitting here after finishing me dinner and the dog just lying there infront me staring at me lol wonder whats going on in his head.

If he's laughing out loud he's probably thinking of something funny.

How Soon Is Now · 04-08-2010 05:58PM

Ah i already gave him a bit of me dinner ha its the only time he does not jump up on ya when ur eatin :pac: Sits there still as anything looking at ya with his big sad eyes

Hazys · 04-08-2010 05:59PM

Dog's mind "Why is that annoying dude who doesnt give me decent food or take me for walks, just staring at me? is he retarded or something? I'll just keep staring at him till he fcuks off"

OP's mind "What is dog thinking? this is so interesting, i'll keep staring at him till i find out. hmmmm i could do this all day, nothing better to be doing anyway"

Dog's mind "This is starting to get weird. Is he gay? cos i get the feeling he's mentally undressing my fur. Right fcuk this retard, I'm off outside to find me some b1tches."

OP's mind "Oh there he goes! Dogs are so stupid. I wonder what else i could stare at to figure out what they are thinking...hmm i wonder what that lamp is thinking? i'll keep staring at it till i find out."

Lamp's mind "Oh not again, please fcuk off!"

How Soon Is Now · 04-08-2010 05:59PM

henryporter wrote: »

"now looks like a good time to ride his leg"

He has two pillows for that a red one and a blondie one lol

jimmycrackcorm · 04-08-2010 06:11PM

Its Lois.

changes · 04-08-2010 06:13PM

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Sitting here after finishing me dinner and the dog just lying there infront me staring at me lol wonder whats going on in his head.

He's thinkin.... "you sat there and stuffed all that food into your face and didn't think to offer me any, what am i doin with you".

mconigol · 04-08-2010 06:21PM

that's a terrible thing to say about your girlfriend :eek:

kylith · 04-08-2010 06:23PM

When I'm eating they starte at me to try hypnotise me into dropping food. When I'm not eating they're wondering when I'm going to feed them. If they're not thinking about food they're thinking about how they can stop the sparrows from invading their territory.

derfderf · 04-08-2010 06:30PM

angerfist2009 wrote: »

He has two pillows for that a red one and a blondie one lol

He's thinkin he'll take the blond but he's not bangin a ginger.

How Soon Is Now · 04-08-2010 06:33PM

derfderf wrote: »

He's thinkin he'll take the blond but he's not bangin a ginger.

He does both at same time haha

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 04-08-2010 07:06PM

The do be's and the does be's are dead

MarkY91 · 04-08-2010 07:18PM

R_H_C_P wrote: »

Sniffing holes, getting laid, running, eating and sleeping.

so they think the exact same as us males then :pac:..minus the sniffing of holes.

Abi · 04-08-2010 07:54PM

MarkY91 wrote: »

so they think the exact same as us males then :pac:..minus the sniffing of holes.

Better re-think that one..

starlit · 04-08-2010 07:59PM

I do wonder but I say they think about very simple things! They are colour blind. They may feel like us humans but they may not always think like us humans. They proabably think about the here and now but they might remember the past if they had a bad experience of something but they are less likely to think about the future of maybe a couple of hours ahead! Human years is different to dog years as both grow at different paces!
I'd say dogs think but not too much! They don't analyse they love their human companion no matter what!

laugh · 04-08-2010 08:12PM

I do be do be do.

chucken1 · 04-08-2010 08:16PM

starlit · 04-08-2010 08:17PM

scooby dooby doo I love you! woof woof! :P

Cheap Thrills! · 04-08-2010 08:26PM

I'd say the dog is riddled with existential angst and stuff. High brow thoughts the likes of which us humans could not comprehend. More than likely interspersed with an aching desire for opposable thumbs. Oh, and fingers also.

Ever wonder what dogs do be thinking

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