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Getting Stoned

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  • #32
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    This thread fails to deliver. It features neither Muslims nor drugs. For shame OP, for shame. :(


  • #33
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    magicface1 wrote: »
    mine is!

    I was in Ann Summers one day and was walking around the shop as ya do!!! Got an idea a good one to take the piss! So went and got some sexy outfit a thong and the BIGGEST vibrater and went in to the que so it came to pay for it and she asked if I wanted it wrapped so I was like ya cool thanks so she wrapped everything tied the bow and put some sprinkly thingy on the top and she said do u want a card so I was like ya so I asked her would she write it so she said ya no problem I started to .......... hope u enjoy the gear and the vibrater cant wait to see you in it love u always ur loving son Shane.......... I swear to god u should off seen her face it was priceless so just walked off and the security gaurd escorted me out of shop!!!!! was brilliant ive never laughed as much in my life the que just burst out laughing was brilliant!!!!!
    Why do people lie? I've read that story about 20 times in the last few years online. Why pretend that you've done this yourself... Really... This is an urban legend...


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maybe Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Bill Wyman, Charlie Watts, or Ron Wood could help?


  • #35
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Quarries routinely make deliveries on credit to people who dont have accounts with and indeed theyve never heard of before ?????


  • #36
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I once went into a burger king and ordered a big mac. Such hilarity ensued!


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  • #37
    baltimore sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭baltimore sun


    OP's story is a bit lame.

    I used to put full pints on my mates hands after i asked them to put their palms down on the counter. put the pints on the back of his hands and walk off. Leave him there.

    Anyway search youtube for the rubberbandits, they have some quality prank phone calls


  • #38
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,246 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    Pick a easy to wind up Mate

    Ring his phone and say " Can i speak to Jack Walker " (any name will do)
    When informed that you have the wrong number Say Sorry and hang up.
    Ten minutes later call again " Can I speak to Jack Walker " Again say sorry and hang up when informed about wrong number ,
    Repeat this for another 4/5 times (using different phones ) till your friend cracks up ,Wait about half an hour .

    Ring back " This is Jack Walker any messages "


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