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MiciG91 · 30-07-2010 10:50PM #1

Today me and my mate were discussing the best prank phone calls we ever did and i haven't really done any.Personally i think it's very childish.

He told me that one day he rang Whelans quarry and ordered a truckload of gravel to be delivered to one off the lads house's.He said i wont be around for the next week just leave it in the yard and leave the invoice in the letterbox and we'll sort you out next week.

Two days later the lads drove past his house and there was a huge mountain of gravel in the yard they never said anything to him it must have been some shock arriving home and finding an invoice from a quarry in your house.

So anyone else have funny prank call stories ?

Gone West · 30-07-2010 10:52PM

doubt it.

staker · 30-07-2010 10:52PM

You're "mate"'s a prick.

Scrambled egg · 30-07-2010 10:52PM

Ah now i get the stoned reference , clever O.P. , clever

SadieSue · 30-07-2010 10:52PM

I've no funny prank call related story but... What did he do with all that gravel?

minidazzler · 30-07-2010 10:52PM

Just to say, I really love the title of this thread, it's like a news article TBH.

30-07-2010 10:53PM

Yeah, that was funny when it was in That '70s Show.

Of course, it would never happen in real life though. Companies don't just give away products over the phone. :rolleyes:

MiciG91 · 30-07-2010 10:54PM

SadieSue wrote: »

I've no funny prank call related story but... What did he do with all that gravel?

No idea he said nothing and waited for your man to bring it up the week after and they played dumb...

ElaElaElano · 30-07-2010 10:55PM

Magic mushrooms, tazered cats, child porn and mountains of gravel. Have I missed anything from the wonderful life of Mici?

I used to prank call people pretending to be Larry Gogan when I was around 10. Fun times.

Min · 30-07-2010 10:56PM

Stupid 'prank', more like a form of bullying as the guy got a bill for the stuff.....if it ever really happened in the first place.

Kasabian · 30-07-2010 11:00PM

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Magic mushrooms, tazered cats, child porn and mountains of gravel. Have I missed anything from the wonderful life of Mici?

I used to prank call people pretending to be Larry Gogan when I was around 10. Fun times.

Brother overdosing on bananas

Denerick · 30-07-2010 11:01PM

I love it when the boundries of friendly pranks and criminal damage intersect in this manner.

Kasabian · 30-07-2010 11:02PM

Whelan's quarry you say , who did your mate speak to , I will be very interested to know which of the employees is delivering truckloads of gravel on the instruction of a phonecall and leaving without a POD signature.

Denerick · 30-07-2010 11:03PM

Kasabian wrote: »

Whelan's quarry you say , who did your mate speak to , I will be very interested to know which of the employees is delivering truckloads of gravel on the instruction of a phonecall and leaving without a POD signature.

OP, don't respond, this is a sting operation!

Mr Benevolent · 30-07-2010 11:04PM

OP is making up stories again.

Kasabian · 30-07-2010 11:05PM

Denerick wrote: »

OP, don't respond, this is a sting operation!

He doesn't reply because all his threads are BS

galwayrush · 30-07-2010 11:09PM

If you are riding a donkey and someone throws rocks at you and knocks you off, is that the same as being stoned off your ass?.....................

mikom · 30-07-2010 11:13PM

MiciG91 wrote: »

So anyone else have funny prank call stories ?

Fingered her........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5mWnAAblbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29nfXbEUU1Y

MiciG91 · 30-07-2010 11:17PM

Kasabian wrote: »

Whelan's quarry you say , who did your mate speak to , I will be very interested to know which of the employees is delivering truckloads of gravel on the instruction of a phonecall and leaving without a POD signature.

I obiously can't tell you that even if i did know and as i said it was my mate we were only having a casual conversation about prank phonecalls

Another one was when he rang the silver house telling them he was the health inspector and ordering to close at 8 00 on a Saturday i dont know details off that either !

120_Minutes · 30-07-2010 11:20PM

MiciG91 wrote: »

I obiously can't tell you that even if i did know and as i said it was my mate we were only having a casual conversation about prank phonecalls

Another one was when he rang the silver house telling them he was the health inspector and ordering to close at 8 00 on a Saturday i dont know details off that either !

Because you haven't made them up yet?

Sonz · 30-07-2010 11:27PM

MiciG91 wrote: »

I obiously can't tell you that even if i did know and as i said it was my mate we were only having a casual conversation about prank phonecalls

Another one was when he rang the silver house telling them he was the health inspector and ordering to close at 8 00 on a Saturday i dont know details off that either !

Well your ''mate'' is loosing them business and nasty rumors are been spread around town about them, good job!

magicface1 · 30-07-2010 11:27PM

mine is!

I was in Ann Summers one day and was walking around the shop as ya do!!! Got an idea a good one to take the piss! So went and got some sexy outfit a thong and the BIGGEST vibrater and went in to the que so it came to pay for it and she asked if I wanted it wrapped so I was like ya cool thanks so she wrapped everything tied the bow and put some sprinkly thingy on the top and she said do u want a card so I was like ya so I asked her would she write it so she said ya no problem I started to .......... hope u enjoy the gear and the vibrater cant wait to see you in it love u always ur loving son Shane.......... I swear to god u should off seen her face it was priceless so just walked off and the security gaurd escorted me out of shop!!!!! was brilliant ive never laughed as much in my life the que just burst out laughing was brilliant!!!!!

MiciG91 · 30-07-2010 11:33PM

Sonz wrote: »

Well your ''mate'' is loosing them business and nasty rumors are been spread around town about them, good job!

Nasty ?? a man doing his job my mate was the nasty one taking advantage of a employee who didn't cop it...

oicherider · 30-07-2010 11:36PM

staker wrote: »

You're "mate"'s a prick.

+1

Kasabian · 30-07-2010 11:47PM

Sonz wrote: »

Well your ''mate'' is loosing them business and nasty rumors are been spread around town about them, good job!

MiciG91 wrote: »

Nasty ?? a man doing his job my mate was the nasty one taking advantage of a employee who didn't cop it...

You and your "mate" are the reason people's lively hoods are being affected by your "mates call".

Rules mean I can't refer to you as I would like but it ryhmes with "Thanks".

This thread will be the first step to you getting a knock at the door. Goodluck with that.

MiciG91 · 30-07-2010 11:49PM

Kasabian wrote: »

You and your "mate" are the reason people's lively hoods are being affected by your "mates call".

Rules mean I can't refer to you as I would like but it ryhmes with "Thanks".

This thread will be the first step to you getting a knock at the door. Goodluck with that.

clanks (klngk)
n.
A metallic sound, sharp and hard but not resonant: the clank of chains.
intr.v. clanked, clank·ing, clanks
To make a sharp, hard, metallic sound.

I cant think off anything else that rhymes i don't get it tbh

zuroph · 30-07-2010 11:56PM

a mate of mine slept with a traveller and tried to go down on her and she said "none of that fancy **** boy, horse it into me".

oh im sorry, i thought this thread was for us all to tell lies in?

Sonz · 30-07-2010 11:57PM

zuroph wrote: »

a mate of mine slept with a traveller and tried to go down on her and she said "none of that fancy **** boy, horse it into me".

oh im sorry, i thought this thread was for us all to tell lies in?

That may be the other one the OP just started. :rolleyes:

mikemac · 31-07-2010 12:01AM

That story about the quarry is a lie

Realy OP, you have an anonymous username so starting threads like this isn't impressing anyone with your stories

You're like the lad down the pub that claimed to be working in Iraq, served time in the military and got booted out, Ireland's greatest drinker and last weekend threw a beautiful model out of bed as he grew tired of her and so on. Total lies but some people are desperate to impress others

orourkeda · 31-07-2010 12:04AM

Did you ever ring a random number from the phone book and tell them to fack off

zuroph · 31-07-2010 12:05AM

I used to ring joseph king.

hi, is that joseph?
yes

YOU MUST BE JOKING!

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