Abducted by Scientologists

Happened to me while I was in New York for the first time recently.

I was sitting in Times Sq all on my own watching the hustle and bustle with a hot chocolate from Starbucks. All of a sudden this jittery young lad comes over to me with this leaflets about "Dianetics

He asked me to come with him to watch a film about it in there " Centre ". Reluctantly I went with him through this alleys and finally to New York's Scientology Centre. He obviously didn't want me to know it was Scientology.

So they put me in this tiny cinema room to watch a film about Dianetics, and I'm ****ting it thinking I'm going to be brainwashed. So I'm sitting there with one eye open sipping hot chocolate. After about 10 minutes it finished and I went to leave, but this crazy blonde sat me down again to purchase a book. I told her I had no money or credit card. ( she couldn't believe I was Irish) So then the little bee-oche opens my wallet and takes my laser card and starts swipping it through her machine and I'm like WTF!. I told her I was going to go get my brothers credit card and come back later, like fcuk!!

You'd want to have seen a little wicklow lad like me legging it home to the hotel with a story like this :P