What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

Hossbox · 10-07-2010 02:07AM

I try to make fireballs with my hand, if I close my fist and flick it open right it'll burst into flame.

Rubberlegs · 10-07-2010 01:02PM

I sing rock/metal songs "sean nos" stylee
I mosh in the kitchen to anything that happens to be on the radio
Just lately I've taken to humming " Strangers in the Night" in strangled tones when feeling stressed

Pull mental faces in the mirror till i piss myself laughing
I pick my nose, disgusting I know, but someone has to do it and I'd rather it was me:D:D:D

Davidius · 10-07-2010 04:13PM

Has anybody made a joke about physical bodies rather than just living bodies yet?

MrSir · 10-07-2010 04:33PM

Randomly singing nonsence songs which don't exist whilst eating cereals or something.
If I'm picking up a remote control I might add in a majestic dance move.
Randomly saying 'I know you're there'
Speak in accents

Censorsh!t · 10-07-2010 04:50PM

Play guitar in my underwear

I find sticking my hand down my pants helps me get to sleep (I'm a girl:o)

Bring cups of tea into the shower

Bring a towel into the shower

steddyeddy · 10-07-2010 04:56PM

Censorsh!t wrote: »

Play guitar in my underwear

I find sticking my hand down my pants helps me get to sleep (I'm a girl:o)

Bring cups of tea into the shower

Bring a towel into the shower

really sticking my hands down girls pants seems to have the oppisite effect on me

FlutterinBantam · 10-07-2010 05:23PM

I like to cup my hand around my hole and unload a meaty full-throated fart into her.

Then up to the snout to see if I can guess what I had for dinner last night.

Last night it was spicy cajun meat strips and you could pick out the spices for sure.

pinkfloyd34 · 10-07-2010 07:20PM

shadow boxing making grunting noises like rocky, watch nationwide

UpCork · 10-07-2010 08:16PM

I look up the lyrics of songs on Google and then get the vocals/instrumental of the songs on 'You Tube' and have my own kind of karoke

Sadly though, it's usually rebel songs or other songs that are not part of what one my refer to as 'popular culture'

flag123 · 13-07-2010 12:10AM

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

I bluetooth stalk.

i.e sitting on the bus home from work today.

I turn on bluetooth and search for other devices around. Then I sit there trying to guess which device is who on the bus.

If I think I've matched someone to their bluetooth name, I'll send them a connection request, and change the name of my phone to 'hey, the password is 1234'.

If I see them looking around, I find out if I matched the person to the phone name correctly lol

I used to this in school. I would change my bluetooth name to a lad in the class and send porn to a random lad in the class, laying back to see the reaction.

clived2 · 22-07-2010 04:35PM

strobe wrote: »

I'll often cross my arms behind my head and then rest my head on them untill they both go numb from the elbows down. Then I'll try to do something like take a smoke out of the packet and light it, or open the laptop and try and type something.........I don't know why but I just find it absolutely fukking hilarious every single time.

Many a time now someone has walked into the room without me noticing and caught me laughing out loud like a lunatic while trying to open a tin of beans with my gimp arms......

Just read this thread there dude, I imagine someone went into your room
and you had gimp arms, and the above is the best you can think off
and now its one of those lies you have to keep runing with.

Motley Crue · 22-07-2010 04:54PM

I play the 'Forbidden Music'

xoixo · 22-07-2010 06:03PM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Or sometimes I give myself a task to do (like run up the stairs) before an ad is over on the telly....or I die.

I'm insane tbh

Hahaha I do that too.

Trying not to die from reaching the the top of the stairs in time actually gives me a good heartbeat/adrenaline pump. Makes me feel alive.

22-07-2010 06:10PM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I do all this and more:

i want to know what you do more of please??

stupidusername · 22-07-2010 07:18PM

Censorsh!t mentioned putting her hand down her pants to go to sleep, strangely enough I put my hand down my top, and yes on a boob and just leave it there. Or I rest my hand on my tummy, under my top, and sometimes extending under my pants. I do it when I'm on the phone too though. There's nothing sexual to it at all, I just do it. My mam used do it too, so maybe I picked it up from her.

Quazzie · 23-07-2010 08:29AM

stupidusername wrote: »

Censorsh!t mentioned putting her hand down her pants to go to sleep, strangely enough I put my hand down my top, and yes on a boob and just leave it there. Or I rest my hand on my tummy, under my top, and sometimes extending under my pants. I do it when I'm on the phone too though. There's nothing sexual to it at all, I just do it. My mam used do it too, so maybe I picked it up from her.

Your mam used to put her hands down your pants. :eek:

I'd start seeing someone about that.:cool:

rhythm90 · 23-07-2010 09:38AM

Since I'm convinced I have the loudest burp of all my mates and can burp louder than anyone I've ever challenged to a contest, I will happily sit there watching telly / on the internet and try to rattle out burps as loud as possible. Thinkin of doin some sorta youtube video about this as any I've found so far, I reckon I could beat hands down! *

I'll also stick on some dubstep outa my 7.1 surround sound and sorta slow walk / dubstep dance my way around the house.

* will also do this when drinking beer with 'the lads'

HereNorThere · 23-07-2010 10:34AM

If I have something important I have to say to someone, yet they are not here, I recite my speech to the air, just to practice for when I finally do see them, even if the speech is very long.

Can I still post here?

lonsdale · 23-07-2010 10:52AM

put wham last christmas on really loud and sing along

put on a very strong wesht of ireland accent and do some fantastic impromptu monologues

imagine my own funeral

HereNorThere · 23-07-2010 11:13AM

Oh just remembered another one! If I find myself in a conversation with someone who is boring the crap out of me, I pretend rather convincingly that they are really a famous, handsome movie star. Even if they're a female. It makes the conversation exceedingly fun!! I am suddenly interested in every detailed word they have to say!!!!

:D:D

gerk86 · 23-07-2010 12:37PM

twirl on my office chair and pretend i'm a turret gunner on a WWII bomber...

smash · 23-07-2010 01:01PM

Biggins · 23-07-2010 01:08PM

Practise my martial art (Wado Ryu) movements and dance.
The wife says I'm not playing with a full deck - she's probably right.

HereNorThere · 24-07-2010 12:52AM

steve06 wrote: »

Are both those emblems you ? It seems it would take a while before you could go from one to another.

nitromaster · 24-07-2010 12:56AM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

-Piss in the sink.

-Call my cat every curse word under the sun.

Edit: I also call my cat fat, like this: I am sitting on the couch and he walks into the room in that cat way of his, and I just shout "out! out! You fat bastard!" My cat does not have a weight problem.

Your poor cat

veryangryman · 17-02-2011 11:45PM

Sometimes watch the LLS when nobody around :eek:

I think we have a winner!

SamSamSammy · 17-02-2011 11:48PM

watch the 900's channels on sky and touch myself.

Sauve · 18-02-2011 12:13AM

I say thanks to inanimate objects, like the fridge when I take something out, or the washing machine when it beeps to tell me it's finished washing my clother.
In the car, if I'm alone, I pretend that there's someone in the car with me and we have a conversation.
Typing this I now realise how pathetic it sounds!

MidgetWrestler · 18-02-2011 12:17AM

ha pissin in the sink,

if out on the motorbike i sing inside the helmet, loud, and out of tune

God i am so boring

I keep the phone down on the drivers seat in the car between my legs, and if i fart, I'll have a sniff of the phone to see is it still ok

alandublin15 · 18-02-2011 12:17AM

i like to kung fu it up. open doors with open hand neck strikes, seperate socks in flick-strike motion to imaginary head, flip-spin toothbrush/spoon and catch by handle, flush toilet with foot, close doors with ankle trip motion, spin stuff in the air and try to rotate my arm round it before i catch it.

i also imagine founding the first pi$$ olympics, with contests for duration, volume (as in mass/weight/litre), volume (as in quietness, [small house]) and style.
style includes the safe distance piss where you walk backwards while maintaining your arc and still hitting only the inside of the bowl.
another style is the sniper where you hunch down while slowly lowering the seat and directing your jet into the decreasing gap.
im working on a synchronicity event, where you display ability to walk/dance/move around the room while doing other things like txt'ing, reading literature, carving a statue, etc all while maintaining an arc.
the style events are mostly for men.

edit* if i wake with a morning bonk on, i like to wish it a good morning, or imagine it as a medieval catapult and push it down and let it fly.

What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

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