Housemates weird lies

AnonoBoy · 22-07-2010 12:30AM

NoHornJan wrote: »

Are you proud of your past?

No.

I used to work for eircom.

i.need.a.job · 22-07-2010 12:32AM

Terri26 wrote: »

Did anyone else laugh at Lie 6 about him lying about the Rocky bars being on special offer when they weren't? Did the OP check every shop to make sure they weren't on offer!?

no terri, its not hard to know when he said the name of a shop and its a small town we live in and im in there every day . what is your problem

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 12:32AM

I told my housemate in Tel-Aviv that my name was Daniel and that I was jewish, she even went down on me lol

Jesus Wept · 22-07-2010 12:34AM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

no terri, its not hard to know when he said the name of a shop and its a small town we live in and im in there every day . what is your problem

He is a compulsive liar, he may have lied about which shop but have been telling the truth about the price of the Rocky's.

Hackysack · 22-07-2010 12:35AM

Slightly off topic, but the best lie i've heard was my friend saying he had to leave work early because 'his best friend died in a boating accident'. It was completely untrue but the boss let him leave because no one would make up something like that.

That same day one of his co-workers quit because the same boss wouldn't let her leave early when her best friend tried to commit suicide.

This story just came into my head. Uh... so yeah, unbelievable lies.

NoHornJan · 22-07-2010 12:35AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

No.

I used to work for eircom.

That explains a lot, but it's nearly as bad as working for Angoo!!!!

MistyCheese · 22-07-2010 12:54AM

I read a "Housemates from Hell" post from a girl who lived with a compulsive liar. She made a pizza, took it out of the oven and left it to cool. When she got back there was a slice missing from the pizza.

She finds the housemate in the sitting room eating a slice of pizza and the conversation went something like:
- If you wanted a slice you should've just asked
- I didn't touch your pizza
- But there's a slice missing
- I didn't take it
- You're eating the slice right now!
- This is from a different pizza

Milky Moo · 22-07-2010 01:00AM

MistyCheese wrote: »

I read a "Housemates from Hell" post from a girl who lived with a compulsive liar. She made a pizza, took it out of the oven and left it to cool. When she got back there was a slice missing from the pizza.

She finds the housemate in the sitting room eating a slice of pizza and the conversation went something like:
- If you wanted a slice you should've just asked
- I didn't touch your pizza
- But there's a slice missing
- I didn't take it
- You're eating the slice right now!
- This is from a different pizza

See this is the level of story needed to carry a thread with this title, not the mystery of the mispriced rocky bars.

Who else would love a rocky bar right now? Who wants to nominate themselves to go on a rocky run?

Bonito · 22-07-2010 01:14AM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

So far today:

1. found out he lies about what time he starts work

2. the rocky bars

3. said he sprayed his alloys white on his lunch break at work, he in fact came home for lunch, didn't know i was upstairs

4. said he sold a pair of fat man pants to another guy. he said 'funny thing was, they wer my aul lads' what 'aul lads' wear fat man pants

5. said his sister was aged 9. five mins later she was 6, then 7.

6. told us the said rocky bars were on special offer two packets for a euro. they arent.

i don't know, this thread is just for fun. its amusing when he says things that aren't true, we get a kick out of it so just said id share and see if any one else has funny stories. don't need people telling me im an idiot, i don't criticize other threads.

He wants to fúck your brains out and is making up so many stories for when he fecks off afterward that you never find him.

TBH, if my housemates started ringing me to get me up for work they'd be told to fúck off.

clived2 · 22-07-2010 01:31AM

it might be just me...
but that story reminds of this video(1.10 in)

I get up when i want to
except on wednesays when i get rudely awakened by my unemployed
housemate..............................

I feed the pigeons,I sometimes feed the sparrows to
with my 27 rocky bars
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. (parklife!)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day,

Hank_Jones · 22-07-2010 01:49AM

I have never had a Rocky bar.

Never even heard of Rocky bars.

I've led such a sheltered life.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 01:51AM

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I have never had a Rocky bar.

Never even heard of Rocky bars.

I've led such a sheltered life.

They're like mars bars but a lot different

Hank_Jones · 22-07-2010 01:52AM

Wynter Fierce Photo wrote: »

They're like mars bars but a lot different

In that they are both bars?

Vague reply is vague.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 01:56AM

Hank_Jones wrote: »

In that they are both bars?

Vague reply is vague.

chocolate bar is chocolate

ottostreet · 22-07-2010 01:57AM

My old housemate pretended he was straight!

Terry · 22-07-2010 02:09AM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I'm a compulsive liar. Or am I ?

No being serious, I am. I'll try to explain it.

It all stems back to a vey bad childhood, when I was constantly covering up/lying to everyone about what was going on at home. Never letting anyone know what was really going on in my life. This has spilled over into my adult life, where I tell the stupidest lies about the smallest things.

This has evolved to a stage where lies are my comfort blanket, I still find letting people know the real me very scary, and I keep alot of people at arm's distance.

They say compulsive liars can only get help when they realise they are a compulsive liar, and I truly only realised that I have a problem this year.

I met a guy I liked, and I totally balked and panicked when he asked me the simplest questions about myself, and I found myself lying.I just couldnt handle some-one knowing everything about me.

I then realised I have a big problem and I actually find it very scary to tell the truth about myself.

I'm going to go get professional help, and I've started to try to help myself, by finally telling my friends what went on in my house all those years ago. The relief I felt when I finally let some-one get close to my 'hidden ashamed of, real life' was amazing, and I think I'm going to be able to let people get closer and stop lying.

Don't want to wreck the buzz of this thread, but I just wanted to provide an insight into why people are compulsive liars.

Would you like a hug?

Doop wrote: »

My house mate went to the shop earlier said he would pick up milk for the house. good job says I.

Then he comes home with NO milk :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I think he might be a compulsive liar, I was going to say something but didnt..

What am i supposed to put in my tea now????

This.

Hank_Jones · 22-07-2010 02:30AM

Wynter Fierce Photo wrote: »

chocolate bar is chocolate

I would say you have cleared that up nicely.

*not really*

i.need.a.job · 22-07-2010 02:33AM

chocolate is chocolate, but rocky bars dipped in tea is a different story... nom nom nom

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 02:35AM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

chocolate is chocolate, but rocky bars dipped in tea is a different story... nom nom nom

Oh, you have to do that thing you do with Tim Tams. Bight off alternate corners, suck the tea up through the bar and demolish it in your mouth.
You're doing it right if you have a chocolate dribble

i.need.a.job · 22-07-2010 02:37AM

Wynter Fierce Photo wrote: »

Oh, you have to do that thing you do with Tim Tams. Bight off alternate corners, suck the tea up through the bar and demolish it in your mouth.
You're doing it right if you have a chocolate dribble

Tim Tams? enlighten me

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 02:43AM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

Tim Tams? enlighten me

Tim Tams are a chocolate snack much similar to Penguins except for the fact that they come from australia and are much nicer. Much nicer.

The whole sucking your tea up through bars actually began on these Isles from an interview with Natalie Imbruglia on the Graham Norton show back when.

i.need.a.job · 22-07-2010 02:44AM

i just googled them there

johndoe99 · 22-07-2010 02:57AM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

today he said he ate 3 packets of rocky bars. thats 27 bars.

feck, he'll need to be pushed around in a wheelbarrow

i.need.a.job · 22-07-2010 02:59AM

johndoe99 wrote: »

feck, he'll need to be pushed around in a wheelbarrow

i think its impossible anyway!!

The Highwayman · 22-07-2010 03:23AM

Ok now after reading all that I want a Rocky bar and pizza, fridge raid coming up
nom nom nom

kumate_champ07 · 22-07-2010 03:37AM

Wynter Fierce Photo wrote: »

Oooooh, I smell a Cool Hand Luke challenge comiong on

"If my boy says he can eat 50 Rocky bars then he can eat 50 Rocky bars, now lets see your bets!"

I could eat 51 no problem

MrStuffins · 22-07-2010 03:59AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

I could eat 51 no problem

Can we then call you "Comsumatey_Champ51"

It would really be "Comsumate_Champ51" but i added the "y" for people who don't know what a Kumate is.........

Pdfile · 22-07-2010 04:37AM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

i get what you are saying, but we think this guy just lies to impress us. he wasn't really known until up to recently and i think he is just trying to be popular by being ''interesting''... im not being down on the lad or anything, he is a nice guy.. just i can't fathom some of the stuff he comes out with :pac:

when you've a s*** childhood i mean.... the one where you can't afford a house to live in let alone a cup of tea... thats something thats frowned apon by the majority of this fine nation...

b******.

OT:

ive a friend, brazilian guy who has:

Died twice ( brought back to life both times once shot.... once re-susatted, both lies, all scars are clearly flukes )

met bono.

met MJ

4chan poster ( broke most rules by tellign me this, f***** )

lives by himself ( shares a house with 3 other people )

Plus 100's of other tales....

im only nice cause everyone else is.... outha pitty

:rolleyes:

Amazotheamazing · 22-07-2010 05:54AM

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I have never had a Rocky bar.

Never even heard of Rocky bars.

I've led such a sheltered life.

No,you haven't lived at all...

Dancor · 22-07-2010 09:13AM

Were they caremel Rocky bars?

Housemates weird lies

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