Housemates weird lies

i.need.a.job · 21-07-2010 11:21PM #1

so my housemate lies about what time he starts work at. he says he starts at 9, but it isn't til 10. so every morning im ringing him to get him up for work. an every evening he says the boss doesn't care. why would he lie.

today he said he ate 3 packets of rocky bars. thats 27 bars.

hmmmmmm

what weird or nonsense do some of your friends/house mates come out with... things that simply aren't true and leave you sitting there wondering, why...!!!

21-07-2010 11:22PM

I'll lie to you if I want.

21-07-2010 11:23PM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

every morning im ringing him to get him up for work.
...
why would he lie.

Ehm...

InTheTrees · 21-07-2010 11:24PM

HE could be an international jewel thief.

davyjose · 21-07-2010 11:24PM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

so every morning im ringing him to get him up for work.

He crazy housemate... Me no crazy housemate.

i.need.a.job · 21-07-2010 11:24PM

its just funny stuff, silly things thats pointless to lie about.

Jigga · 21-07-2010 11:25PM

You definitely need a job OP.

tommyhaas · 21-07-2010 11:26PM

Dis you auctually see him eat the rocky bars?

Cos thats fairly impressive

Agricola · 21-07-2010 11:26PM

Why do you care? Or is that too sensible a question!

i.need.a.job · 21-07-2010 11:27PM

Jigga wrote: »

You definitely need a job OP.

why?

jigglywoo · 21-07-2010 11:27PM

Why do you bother ringing him if you know he starts at 10 and he doesn't want to get up early?

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 21-07-2010 11:27PM

You're lying about your housemate

mikemac · 21-07-2010 11:27PM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

so my housemate lies about what time he starts work at. he says he starts at 9, but it isn't til 10. so every morning im ringing him to get him up for work. an every evening he says the boss doesn't care. why would he lie.

Solution is to stop getting him up, boss will get sick of him and sack his sorry ass.

Then you apply and get the job

21-07-2010 11:27PM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

why?

Stop harrassing your housemate and demanding to know his working schedule. Find something better to do.

i.need.a.job · 21-07-2010 11:28PM

tommyhaas wrote: »

Dis you auctually see him eat the rocky bars?

Cos thats fairly impressive

no haha, this is another one of his stories!

its not that i care, its just pointless random stuff that we know are untrue.

i.need.a.job · 21-07-2010 11:28PM

jigglywoo wrote: »

Why do you bother ringing him if you know he starts at 10 and he doesn't want to get up early?

its only today i found out he starts at 10 ...

Jesus Wept · 21-07-2010 11:29PM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

today he said he ate 3 packets of rocky bars. thats 27 bars.

This is impressive.

falan · 21-07-2010 11:30PM

You are just jealous 'I need a job' because he has a job and you don't:pac:

pickarooney · 21-07-2010 11:32PM

I wonder what he could possibly be doing in bed waiting for you to call him with your husky morning voice if he doesn't need to get up early.

Fair dues to him on the rocky bars though.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 21-07-2010 11:32PM

Were they the caramel Rocky bars??

SV · 21-07-2010 11:34PM

I could eat 50 rocky bars.

they are delicious.

i.need.a.job · 21-07-2010 11:34PM

So far today:

1. found out he lies about what time he starts work

2. the rocky bars

3. said he sprayed his alloys white on his lunch break at work, he in fact came home for lunch, didn't know i was upstairs

4. said he sold a pair of fat man pants to another guy. he said 'funny thing was, they wer my aul lads' what 'aul lads' wear fat man pants

5. said his sister was aged 9. five mins later she was 6, then 7.

6. told us the said rocky bars were on special offer two packets for a euro. they arent.

i don't know, this thread is just for fun. its amusing when he says things that aren't true, we get a kick out of it so just said id share and see if any one else has funny stories. don't need people telling me im an idiot, i don't criticize other threads.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 21-07-2010 11:35PM

SV wrote: »

I could eat 50 rocky bars.

they are delicious.

Oooooh, I smell a Cool Hand Luke challenge comiong on

"If my boy says he can eat 50 Rocky bars then he can eat 50 Rocky bars, now lets see your bets!"

i.need.a.job · 21-07-2010 11:35PM

Wynter Fierce Photo wrote: »

Were they the caramel Rocky bars??

no they weren't even caramel!!!

SV · 21-07-2010 11:36PM

Bring on the bets ladies!

SoupyNorman · 21-07-2010 11:37PM

I have this freaky housemate who accused me of eating 27 rocky bars. Later on I found them stuffed into the toilet systern.

Shes needs to get out more.

messymess · 21-07-2010 11:38PM

Maybe YOU are actually HIM and now you're lying to us? Do you think we're gob****es or something?

Lando Griffin · 21-07-2010 11:38PM

Maybe he is a she and she or he lives with a gullible sort.

ElaElaElano · 21-07-2010 11:42PM

It's a sad day when a man can't indulge in a few rocky bars without having his motives questioned.

A sad, sad day.

enniscorthy · 21-07-2010 11:43PM

SV wrote: »

I could eat 50 rocky bars.

they are delicious.

hehe dont even try and get me started on ROCKY BARS mate

Jesus Wept · 21-07-2010 11:45PM

i.need.a.job wrote: »

what 'aul lads' wear fat man pants

Fat ones. If he puts away the Rocky bars like his son...

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